Evil is evil, no Mermaid Man there.
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And while I have done this before, Evil Vs. Evil, I'm doing it AGAIN, but with different characters. The Dark Star, an evil force that put the Mushroom Kingdom.
And Gengar, the Shadow Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death!
GENGAR
Gengar, known as the Shadow Pokemon, is a Ghost/Poison-Type, is literally fear, as a Pokemon. It's pre-evolution is fear, and that pre-evolution is also fear, all of them taking the role as the evil ghost. It steals heat to keep it moving, so if you feel a sudden chill...give up. You're done for. It can also mimic shadows of creatures, then waits to attack. This thing can also steal souls, no Asgore there.
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And it can lay curses on people. But all this is only because he wants a traveling companion. He steals souls so he can make his own. He's only doing this so he can live a happy life again, because he was once human. He was once a person who could do things that Pokemon couldn't. He can't do that anymore.
*sniff* Man, that's... *sniff* kinda sad *sob*
Oh, shut up, you don't even have emotions, you're a being of electricity.
Oh yeah! You're right! (throws tissue away)
And it only gets scarier. When it Mega Evolves, it doesn't care about that stuff anymore. Now it only wants to fight prey, none more. He has his highest stat, Special Attack, at 130, everthing else is Speed (110), Special Defense (75), Attack (65), and a tie between HP and Defense at 60. It's weak to Ground-, Ghost-, Psychic-, and Dark-Type moves. But it has the same amount of resistances, at Poison-, Bug-, Grass-, and Fairy-Type. Yes, the most powerful type can't beat it. As a bonus, it's full-on IMMUNE to Normal- and Fighting-Type moves. His moveset for this battle will be Shadow Ball, Shadow Claw, Hypnosis, and Dark Pulse. It can also talk telepathically. Speaking of that "give up" part, where did I find that before...
(goes to library in house)
Ah, here we go. Gengar. *ahem*
Should yourself be attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.
What the...
I know, right? That's so weird. It's almost like Gengar took over the books itself.
Seeing as though you're saying it, you know, the creator of this, that's probably true.
It is. But having a Gengar hanging around my house is cool with me. As long as he doesn't turn the house into an iceberg.
DARK STAR
Mostly unspecified, but it'll do. The Dark Star was the most chaotic thing that the Mushroom Kingdom has ever faced, so they sealed it away underground. That is, until a Bean Bean Kingdom native and evil mastermind known as Fawful gave the Mushroom Kingdom a big middle hot dog, topped with mustard of doom.
FAWFUL: Fawful knows Fawful said that first! I HAVE FURY!
Woah woah woah, get him outta here pls.
Yes sir! (shocks)
FAWFUL: Okay, okay, Fawful will be leaving now, with no troubles...WITH YOU! (teleports away with Rotom)
The Dark Star has the ability to--uh, Rotom?
(zaps) Yes?
Okay, phew. Anyway, The Dark Star is super smart, and very powerful at that. For the sake of this fight, the Dark Star will be taking the form of Dark Bowser, a form of Bowser similar to him. He can spawn dark minions, dark cages while he charges up super powerful moves, can inhale, no Kirby there.
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And can breath fire. Dark Bowser can do everything Bowser can. He can turn giant, too. Its only weakness is those 2 red and green. The Dark Star alone can summon mini versions of itself, can turn invisible and roll at its opponents, shoot lasers out of its black part, use bombs as a projectile, and more. Even if you're a villain devoted to destroying all, you still shouldn't touch this guy. It's evil.
Alright, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight!
Mario and Luigi: Oh no! (die)
Bowser: Ow...I got heartburn... (dies)
Dark Bowser: Perfect! Now I will rule the world, with no one to stop me!
Gengar: Hey! That was my kill!
Dark Bowser: Well, you're too late! I already killed them!
Gengar: Wow, such a villain! Doesn't even let people help him! You'll die if you don't get help!
Dark Bowser: Grr! We'll see who will be dead next!
No regrets! FIGHT!
Gengar: (uses Shadow Ball)
Dark Bowser: (inhales Shadow Ball to grow) Ha! Look who's all teensy-weensy now! (stomps on Gengar) Hahahahaha! (lifts foot)
Gengar: (still alive)
Dark Bowser: What?! Impossible! (No Polygon Man there)
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Gengar: No stomp will penetrate me! (levitates with dark energy surrounding it)
Dark Bowser: No! I simply won't have it! (punches)
Gengar: (makes taunting face and lays down in midair)
Dark Bowser: You! (punches) Will! (Inhales) Die! (breathes fire)
Gengar: Uh-oh! (gets hit by fire)
Dark Bowser: Finally! I have discovered your weakness! (keeps using fire breath)
Gengar: Hang on! Lemme fix that for you! (goes inside Dark Bowser)
Dark Bowser: Ulp!
Meanwhile, in Dark Bowser's body...
Gengar: Okay, where is it...ah! Here it is! (flies out)
Dark Bowser: Huh? I feel all tingly inside! (shrinks and deforms)
Gengar: Wow! Looks like you're a puny little star now!
Dark Star: !!! (summons minions and shoots laser)
Gengar: (avoids) Woah! That's a laser!
Dark Star: (clones himself and turns invisible, then rolling at Gengar)
Gengar: Oh, I see where you're going with this! (turns invisible and uses Dark Pulse and spins around while using it)
Dark Star: ! (uses bombs)
Gengar: Seems like a good counterattack to me. (uses Shadow Claw to reflect)
(does tons of damage)
Dark Star: (is on ground without eyes)
Gengar: Puny god! (uses Dark Pulse) (No Hulk there)
No (insert joke here) there counter: 5
K.O.!
Gengar: Hey...are you ok?
Dark Star: ...
Gengar: Hey, that giant turtle thing is still alive. Why don't we team up and defeat it?
Dark Star: (nods)
Bowser: A team of two? I ate a hoagie the size of you two! (runs at both)
Gengar: (nods)
Dark Star: (nods)
(they both run after Bowser)
So, Pokemon wins again. Dark Bowser had the strength, but not the speed. That's what Gengar DID have, however. And in any case, speed beats strength. Think about it: Sonic beats Mario, Tails beats Luigi, and Knuckles beats Wario. All of which had more strength than than their opponent, but the being with speed ended up winning the match. Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Gengar.
Hey! You there! Check out Leafeon's new series, the Late Random Death Battles! Also, check out his Top 5 list on Top 5 Final Bosses! Here's the sneak peek for our next one!
It's about time!
DOPELEAFEON VS. ROTOM
No (insert joke here) there counter: 1
And while I have done this before, Evil Vs. Evil, I'm doing it AGAIN, but with different characters. The Dark Star, an evil force that put the Mushroom Kingdom.
And Gengar, the Shadow Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death!
GENGAR
Gengar, known as the Shadow Pokemon, is a Ghost/Poison-Type, is literally fear, as a Pokemon. It's pre-evolution is fear, and that pre-evolution is also fear, all of them taking the role as the evil ghost. It steals heat to keep it moving, so if you feel a sudden chill...give up. You're done for. It can also mimic shadows of creatures, then waits to attack. This thing can also steal souls, no Asgore there.
No (insert joke here) there counter: 2
And it can lay curses on people. But all this is only because he wants a traveling companion. He steals souls so he can make his own. He's only doing this so he can live a happy life again, because he was once human. He was once a person who could do things that Pokemon couldn't. He can't do that anymore.
*sniff* Man, that's... *sniff* kinda sad *sob*
Oh, shut up, you don't even have emotions, you're a being of electricity.
Oh yeah! You're right! (throws tissue away)
And it only gets scarier. When it Mega Evolves, it doesn't care about that stuff anymore. Now it only wants to fight prey, none more. He has his highest stat, Special Attack, at 130, everthing else is Speed (110), Special Defense (75), Attack (65), and a tie between HP and Defense at 60. It's weak to Ground-, Ghost-, Psychic-, and Dark-Type moves. But it has the same amount of resistances, at Poison-, Bug-, Grass-, and Fairy-Type. Yes, the most powerful type can't beat it. As a bonus, it's full-on IMMUNE to Normal- and Fighting-Type moves. His moveset for this battle will be Shadow Ball, Shadow Claw, Hypnosis, and Dark Pulse. It can also talk telepathically. Speaking of that "give up" part, where did I find that before...
(goes to library in house)
Ah, here we go. Gengar. *ahem*
Should yourself be attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.
What the...
I know, right? That's so weird. It's almost like Gengar took over the books itself.
Seeing as though you're saying it, you know, the creator of this, that's probably true.
It is. But having a Gengar hanging around my house is cool with me. As long as he doesn't turn the house into an iceberg.
DARK STAR
Mostly unspecified, but it'll do. The Dark Star was the most chaotic thing that the Mushroom Kingdom has ever faced, so they sealed it away underground. That is, until a Bean Bean Kingdom native and evil mastermind known as Fawful gave the Mushroom Kingdom a big middle hot dog, topped with mustard of doom.
FAWFUL: Fawful knows Fawful said that first! I HAVE FURY!
Woah woah woah, get him outta here pls.
Yes sir! (shocks)
FAWFUL: Okay, okay, Fawful will be leaving now, with no troubles...WITH YOU! (teleports away with Rotom)
The Dark Star has the ability to--uh, Rotom?
(zaps) Yes?
Okay, phew. Anyway, The Dark Star is super smart, and very powerful at that. For the sake of this fight, the Dark Star will be taking the form of Dark Bowser, a form of Bowser similar to him. He can spawn dark minions, dark cages while he charges up super powerful moves, can inhale, no Kirby there.
No (insert joke here) there counter: 3
And can breath fire. Dark Bowser can do everything Bowser can. He can turn giant, too. Its only weakness is those 2 red and green. The Dark Star alone can summon mini versions of itself, can turn invisible and roll at its opponents, shoot lasers out of its black part, use bombs as a projectile, and more. Even if you're a villain devoted to destroying all, you still shouldn't touch this guy. It's evil.
Alright, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight!
Mario and Luigi: Oh no! (die)
Bowser: Ow...I got heartburn... (dies)
Dark Bowser: Perfect! Now I will rule the world, with no one to stop me!
Gengar: Hey! That was my kill!
Dark Bowser: Well, you're too late! I already killed them!
Gengar: Wow, such a villain! Doesn't even let people help him! You'll die if you don't get help!
Dark Bowser: Grr! We'll see who will be dead next!
No regrets! FIGHT!
Gengar: (uses Shadow Ball)
Dark Bowser: (inhales Shadow Ball to grow) Ha! Look who's all teensy-weensy now! (stomps on Gengar) Hahahahaha! (lifts foot)
Gengar: (still alive)
Dark Bowser: What?! Impossible! (No Polygon Man there)
No (insert joke here) there counter: 4
Gengar: No stomp will penetrate me! (levitates with dark energy surrounding it)
Dark Bowser: No! I simply won't have it! (punches)
Gengar: (makes taunting face and lays down in midair)
Dark Bowser: You! (punches) Will! (Inhales) Die! (breathes fire)
Gengar: Uh-oh! (gets hit by fire)
Dark Bowser: Finally! I have discovered your weakness! (keeps using fire breath)
Gengar: Hang on! Lemme fix that for you! (goes inside Dark Bowser)
Dark Bowser: Ulp!
Meanwhile, in Dark Bowser's body...
Gengar: Okay, where is it...ah! Here it is! (flies out)
Dark Bowser: Huh? I feel all tingly inside! (shrinks and deforms)
Gengar: Wow! Looks like you're a puny little star now!
Dark Star: !!! (summons minions and shoots laser)
Gengar: (avoids) Woah! That's a laser!
Dark Star: (clones himself and turns invisible, then rolling at Gengar)
Gengar: Oh, I see where you're going with this! (turns invisible and uses Dark Pulse and spins around while using it)
Dark Star: ! (uses bombs)
Gengar: Seems like a good counterattack to me. (uses Shadow Claw to reflect)
(does tons of damage)
Dark Star: (is on ground without eyes)
Gengar: Puny god! (uses Dark Pulse) (No Hulk there)
No (insert joke here) there counter: 5
K.O.!
Gengar: Hey...are you ok?
Dark Star: ...
Gengar: Hey, that giant turtle thing is still alive. Why don't we team up and defeat it?
Dark Star: (nods)
Bowser: A team of two? I ate a hoagie the size of you two! (runs at both)
Gengar: (nods)
Dark Star: (nods)
(they both run after Bowser)
So, Pokemon wins again. Dark Bowser had the strength, but not the speed. That's what Gengar DID have, however. And in any case, speed beats strength. Think about it: Sonic beats Mario, Tails beats Luigi, and Knuckles beats Wario. All of which had more strength than than their opponent, but the being with speed ended up winning the match. Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Gengar.
Hey! You there! Check out Leafeon's new series, the Late Random Death Battles! Also, check out his Top 5 list on Top 5 Final Bosses! Here's the sneak peek for our next one!
It's about time!
DOPELEAFEON VS. ROTOM