This is gonna be easy. And so is defeating these useless minions. The Goomba, a stupid walking mushroom.
And Magikarp, the Fish Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death!
MAGIKARP
Magikarp, the Fish Pokemon, is a pure Water-Type, making it weak to Grass- and Electric-Type moves. Now, this thing is made to be weak. Its highest stat is its Speed, which is only 80. From top to bottom, that's Defense (55), HP and Special Defense (20), Special Attack (15), and Attack (10). Think about this for a second: TEN. That has to be the lowest Attack, no, lowest stat I have ever seen. But they're extremely common, so there'll be an army of them. All of them will know Flail, Tackle, and its signature move, Splash. It evolves into Gyarados at Level 20, so we'll be sure to throw some of them in there. The Gyarados' moveset will be Hydro Pump, Crunch, Ice Fang, and Hurricane. And because fame, we'll throw one Shiny Gyarados in there, too.
Yay!
Magikarp can come in all forms, and it has no effect on stats. And there is one legendary Magikarp that knows the ultimate move: Magikarp's Revenge, a move that is so powerful, the user needs to recharge. It has a power of 9999999. But it is known that with enough experience, it can Splash up whole mountains...and back. Now that takes a lot of skill.
(Ash opens his Pokedex)
Magikarp, the Fish Pokemon. Magikarp can live in the dirtiest of water. It jumps very well and can evolve into Gyarados.
GOOMBA
Bowser's go-to, for some reason, is the Goomba, a walking mushroom with useless vampire fangs, and will forever be a Mister Gru. Goomba's can't jump, they can only jump about two inches off the ground. They have a brain half the size of an acorn, can stack ontop of each other for better durability, and can sprout wings to fly as a Paragoomba. Or, rather, bounce. Even with wings, the Goomba can only jump half as high as Mario. Kinda unfair, huh? There's also a high-ranked Goomba known as Private Goomp. Private Goomp is the captain of the Goomba army. If any soldier dies, he can wake them up and heal them...by 1 HP. Goombas can also eat lollipops and become fat as a Chuboomba, become giant and fireplace-like as Choomba, can jump inside mechs with cannonball shooters and a shield as Jailgoon, eat coins to become Gold Goomba, become dead and be reborn again as Dry Goomba, and more. The regular Goomba only has a method of running at you, at that's it.
But they played baseball once!
True. Baseball bat included! Oh yeah, but with all this cool stuff, they're big weakness is being jumped on
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight!
Bowser: Man, I dunno if it was such a good idea to put our next castle next to the ocean.
Private Goomp: Why not?
Bowser: I dunno. I just get this weird vibe from it. Hmmm...get the Goomba squadron. I want you to check that place out. Oh, and Goomp?
Private Goomp: Yes, your majesty?
Bowser: You're the captain.
Private Goomp: Y-you mean it?
Bowser: Of course, why else would I say it?
Private Goomp: Alright, sir! We won't let you down!
Private Goomp: Alright, soldiers! Lord Bowser put me in charge, and if we win this fight, we will no longer be portrayed as stupid! You will all be put into separate groups. Gold Goombas, you're the Gold Team! Regular Goombas, Brown Team! Choombas, Red Team! Chuboomba, you're...by yourself. Jailgoons, in your mechs, now! You're Black Team! Dry Goombas, Gray Team! Any questions?
Gold Goomba: Gold Team rules!
Private Goomp: Good. Now everyone, move, move, move!
(The Goomba squadron is marching towards the Lake of Rage)
Private Goomp: Soldiers, at the ready!
Goomba Squadron: Hut!
(A bunch of Magikarp, a few Gyarados, and one Shiny Gyarados rise from the water. The Magikarp flop on land)
Private Goomp: Now!
(Jailgoons fire cannonballs into the air)
Triumph or die! GO!
(cannonballs land in water and they explode)
Magikarp: (uses Splash)
(Choombas start dashing after Magikarps to K.O. a few of them)
Private Goomp: Brown Team, stack!
Goombas: Yes, sir! (start stacking on top of each other)
Private Goomp: Gold Team, Gray Team, charge!
(Gold Goombas and Dry Goombas attack)
Gyarados: (uses Hydro Pump)
(hits, and a lot are K.O.d)
Private Goomp: No! Jailgoons, target the giant sea monster thingies!
Jailgoons: (aim at them and shoot. They hit, and all of them are K.O.'d)
Private Goomp: Yes! (turns back to fight)
Magikarp: Karp, karp, karp... (uses Splash on Goombas)
(Goombas are K.O.'d)
Private Goomp: Ah! No! Everyone! We only have a few more to deal with! Everyone! CHARGE!
Magikarp: (uses Splash on the ones that they can before being K.O.'d)
Private: Yes! We did it!
(clouds clear up and a certain Magikarp comes out from the heavens)
Private Goomp: Huh?
Magikarp: (uses Magikarp's Revenge)
(most Goombas are K.O.'d, but Magikarp needs to recharge)
Private Goomp: No Choombas...no Dry Goombas...no Gold Goombas...no Goombas...*gasp* Chuboomba!
Chuboomba: (jumps high and lands on Magikarp)
K.O.!
Bowser: Man, you really obliterated those guys! I gotta promote you sometime.
Private Goomp: *eyes sparkle*
Man, that's kinda impossible. Goomba's brains are only half the size of an acorn, yet they can still beat a bunch of fish...
Well, they WERE using mechs and fatness and fire and resurrection and fortune.
Well, I guess I have no choice. Private Goomp is the smartest Goomba to ever live, so he'll use the Goombas to his biggest advantage. The Goombas are aware of this, so they trust Private Goomp and his strategies. Even the power of Magikarp's Revenge didn't stand a chance against the Goomba squadron. The Magikarp did eventually find out their weakness, but it was too late by the time they did. Plus, with all the Gyarados eliminated, all the Magikarp could do was pray for their lord and savior, who still lost. Looks like the Magikarp made a big flop. Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Goombas.
Hey! You there! Check out Leafeon's new series, The Late Random Death Battles! (Latest one is Gumball Vs. Spongebob, check it out!) Also, catch a sneak peek!
(In the Finale starts playing)
(A floating sphere is taking shape into a form of Bowser)
Finally! I have been freed!
And Magikarp, the Fish Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death!
MAGIKARP
Magikarp, the Fish Pokemon, is a pure Water-Type, making it weak to Grass- and Electric-Type moves. Now, this thing is made to be weak. Its highest stat is its Speed, which is only 80. From top to bottom, that's Defense (55), HP and Special Defense (20), Special Attack (15), and Attack (10). Think about this for a second: TEN. That has to be the lowest Attack, no, lowest stat I have ever seen. But they're extremely common, so there'll be an army of them. All of them will know Flail, Tackle, and its signature move, Splash. It evolves into Gyarados at Level 20, so we'll be sure to throw some of them in there. The Gyarados' moveset will be Hydro Pump, Crunch, Ice Fang, and Hurricane. And because fame, we'll throw one Shiny Gyarados in there, too.
Yay!
Magikarp can come in all forms, and it has no effect on stats. And there is one legendary Magikarp that knows the ultimate move: Magikarp's Revenge, a move that is so powerful, the user needs to recharge. It has a power of 9999999. But it is known that with enough experience, it can Splash up whole mountains...and back. Now that takes a lot of skill.
(Ash opens his Pokedex)
Magikarp, the Fish Pokemon. Magikarp can live in the dirtiest of water. It jumps very well and can evolve into Gyarados.
GOOMBA
Bowser's go-to, for some reason, is the Goomba, a walking mushroom with useless vampire fangs, and will forever be a Mister Gru. Goomba's can't jump, they can only jump about two inches off the ground. They have a brain half the size of an acorn, can stack ontop of each other for better durability, and can sprout wings to fly as a Paragoomba. Or, rather, bounce. Even with wings, the Goomba can only jump half as high as Mario. Kinda unfair, huh? There's also a high-ranked Goomba known as Private Goomp. Private Goomp is the captain of the Goomba army. If any soldier dies, he can wake them up and heal them...by 1 HP. Goombas can also eat lollipops and become fat as a Chuboomba, become giant and fireplace-like as Choomba, can jump inside mechs with cannonball shooters and a shield as Jailgoon, eat coins to become Gold Goomba, become dead and be reborn again as Dry Goomba, and more. The regular Goomba only has a method of running at you, at that's it.
But they played baseball once!
True. Baseball bat included! Oh yeah, but with all this cool stuff, they're big weakness is being jumped on
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight!
Bowser: Man, I dunno if it was such a good idea to put our next castle next to the ocean.
Private Goomp: Why not?
Bowser: I dunno. I just get this weird vibe from it. Hmmm...get the Goomba squadron. I want you to check that place out. Oh, and Goomp?
Private Goomp: Yes, your majesty?
Bowser: You're the captain.
Private Goomp: Y-you mean it?
Bowser: Of course, why else would I say it?
Private Goomp: Alright, sir! We won't let you down!
Private Goomp: Alright, soldiers! Lord Bowser put me in charge, and if we win this fight, we will no longer be portrayed as stupid! You will all be put into separate groups. Gold Goombas, you're the Gold Team! Regular Goombas, Brown Team! Choombas, Red Team! Chuboomba, you're...by yourself. Jailgoons, in your mechs, now! You're Black Team! Dry Goombas, Gray Team! Any questions?
Gold Goomba: Gold Team rules!
Private Goomp: Good. Now everyone, move, move, move!
(The Goomba squadron is marching towards the Lake of Rage)
Private Goomp: Soldiers, at the ready!
Goomba Squadron: Hut!
(A bunch of Magikarp, a few Gyarados, and one Shiny Gyarados rise from the water. The Magikarp flop on land)
Private Goomp: Now!
(Jailgoons fire cannonballs into the air)
Triumph or die! GO!
(cannonballs land in water and they explode)
Magikarp: (uses Splash)
(Choombas start dashing after Magikarps to K.O. a few of them)
Private Goomp: Brown Team, stack!
Goombas: Yes, sir! (start stacking on top of each other)
Private Goomp: Gold Team, Gray Team, charge!
(Gold Goombas and Dry Goombas attack)
Gyarados: (uses Hydro Pump)
(hits, and a lot are K.O.d)
Private Goomp: No! Jailgoons, target the giant sea monster thingies!
Jailgoons: (aim at them and shoot. They hit, and all of them are K.O.'d)
Private Goomp: Yes! (turns back to fight)
Magikarp: Karp, karp, karp... (uses Splash on Goombas)
(Goombas are K.O.'d)
Private Goomp: Ah! No! Everyone! We only have a few more to deal with! Everyone! CHARGE!
Magikarp: (uses Splash on the ones that they can before being K.O.'d)
Private: Yes! We did it!
(clouds clear up and a certain Magikarp comes out from the heavens)
Private Goomp: Huh?
Magikarp: (uses Magikarp's Revenge)
(most Goombas are K.O.'d, but Magikarp needs to recharge)
Private Goomp: No Choombas...no Dry Goombas...no Gold Goombas...no Goombas...*gasp* Chuboomba!
Chuboomba: (jumps high and lands on Magikarp)
K.O.!
Bowser: Man, you really obliterated those guys! I gotta promote you sometime.
Private Goomp: *eyes sparkle*
Man, that's kinda impossible. Goomba's brains are only half the size of an acorn, yet they can still beat a bunch of fish...
Well, they WERE using mechs and fatness and fire and resurrection and fortune.
Well, I guess I have no choice. Private Goomp is the smartest Goomba to ever live, so he'll use the Goombas to his biggest advantage. The Goombas are aware of this, so they trust Private Goomp and his strategies. Even the power of Magikarp's Revenge didn't stand a chance against the Goomba squadron. The Magikarp did eventually find out their weakness, but it was too late by the time they did. Plus, with all the Gyarados eliminated, all the Magikarp could do was pray for their lord and savior, who still lost. Looks like the Magikarp made a big flop. Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Goombas.
Hey! You there! Check out Leafeon's new series, The Late Random Death Battles! (Latest one is Gumball Vs. Spongebob, check it out!) Also, catch a sneak peek!
(In the Finale starts playing)
(A floating sphere is taking shape into a form of Bowser)
Finally! I have been freed!