CHOOSE OUR CHARMER
P1> LEAFEON
P2> MEWTWO
P3> HO-OH
P4> AEGISLASH
PRESS START
Leafeon: Ready?
Everyone: Ready!
(Everyone calls up a random person)
@Cloudswift 's phone: JUST JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPI-
Cloud: (answers phone) Hello?
Leafeon: Hey Cloud! What's the most powerful element in the table?
Cloud: What?
Leafeon: The element of SURPRISE!
Cloud: GRRRRRAAAA-
Leafeon: (hangs up)
Mewtwo: (calls up Fanta)
@Il Fantasma 's phone:
Derp derpity derp derp da-der derp derp derp derpity der-
Fanta: (answers phone) Hello?
Mewtwo: Hey Fanta! What's your favorite soda?
Fanta: I dunno...
Mewtwo: ORANGE FANTA!
Fanta: GRRRRRAAA-
Mewtwo: (hangs up)
Ho-Oh: (calls up Eeveechu)
@Eeveechu151 's phone: I AM STUCK ON BAND-AID BRAND AND BAND-AID STUCK ON M-
Eeveechu: Hellooooo?
Soren: Helloooo?
Shadow: Hellooooooo?
Pika: Hellooooooooo?
Ho-Oh: Hello!
Everyone: OH NO (blows up)
Aegislash: (calls up someone) Hello? To whom am I speaking?
Spongebob: I, DON'T...knoooooooooooooooooooooow...
Leafeon: Now what?
Mewtwo: (Death Battle theme intensifies)
Ho-Oh and Leafeon: Nope! (runs away)
(the whole world gets sucked in)
Aegislash: We all know there are a total of 802 Pokemon in this world...
Mewtwo: But which one is the best?
Leafeon: Oh, man, I'm squished...
Ho-Oh: This was not thought through...
Leafeon: Wait, I have an idea... (calls up Heavy)
Heavy's phone: Heavy-licious! Heavy-licious!
Heavy: STOP! What is it?
Leafeon: Mewtwo's started a death battle again.
Heavy: How could zis happen?
Later...
Heavy: (comes in with Natascha) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
(everyone is shot out of the room)
Aegislash: Stop the recording.
Mewtwo: Done.
Cloud, Fanta, Spongebob, and Eeveechu:
Scout: Hahaha! Look at you!
Engineer: ALRIGHTYALRIGHTYALRIGHTYRO we need to build a Death Battle preventor riiight here. And another thing: Scout!
Scout: What?
Engineer: You're...fired!
Scout: OH MY GOD, OHMIGOD OHMIGOD
P1> LEAFEON
P2> MEWTWO
P3> HO-OH
P4> AEGISLASH
PRESS START
Leafeon: Ready?
Everyone: Ready!
(Everyone calls up a random person)
@Cloudswift 's phone: JUST JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPI-
Cloud: (answers phone) Hello?
Leafeon: Hey Cloud! What's the most powerful element in the table?
Cloud: What?
Leafeon: The element of SURPRISE!
Cloud: GRRRRRAAAA-
Leafeon: (hangs up)
Mewtwo: (calls up Fanta)
@Il Fantasma 's phone:
Derp derpity derp derp da-der derp derp derp derpity der-Fanta: (answers phone) Hello?
Mewtwo: Hey Fanta! What's your favorite soda?
Fanta: I dunno...
Mewtwo: ORANGE FANTA!
Fanta: GRRRRRAAA-
Mewtwo: (hangs up)
Ho-Oh: (calls up Eeveechu)
@Eeveechu151 's phone: I AM STUCK ON BAND-AID BRAND AND BAND-AID STUCK ON M-
Eeveechu: Hellooooo?
Soren: Helloooo?
Shadow: Hellooooooo?
Pika: Hellooooooooo?
Ho-Oh: Hello!
Everyone: OH NO (blows up)
Aegislash: (calls up someone) Hello? To whom am I speaking?
Spongebob: I, DON'T...knoooooooooooooooooooooow...
Leafeon: Now what?
Mewtwo: (Death Battle theme intensifies)
Ho-Oh and Leafeon: Nope! (runs away)
(the whole world gets sucked in)
Aegislash: We all know there are a total of 802 Pokemon in this world...
Mewtwo: But which one is the best?
Leafeon: Oh, man, I'm squished...
Ho-Oh: This was not thought through...
Leafeon: Wait, I have an idea... (calls up Heavy)
Heavy's phone: Heavy-licious! Heavy-licious!
Heavy: STOP! What is it?
Leafeon: Mewtwo's started a death battle again.
Heavy: How could zis happen?
Later...
Heavy: (comes in with Natascha) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
(everyone is shot out of the room)
Aegislash: Stop the recording.
Mewtwo: Done.
Cloud, Fanta, Spongebob, and Eeveechu:
Scout: Hahaha! Look at you!
Engineer: ALRIGHTYALRIGHTYALRIGHTYRO we need to build a Death Battle preventor riiight here. And another thing: Scout!
Scout: What?
Engineer: You're...fired!
Scout: OH MY GOD, OHMIGOD OHMIGOD
