CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Mewtwo
P2> Ho-Oh
PRESS START
"Love and War"
(Mewtwo opens Ho-Oh's door)
Mewtwo: Hey Ho-Oh! You have to see thi--what are you doing?
Ho-Oh: (hides fortune teller) Nothing.
Mewtwo: You have to be doing something, otherwise you wouldn't be here. Plus, it's Saturday.
Ho-Oh: Uh...
Mewtwo: You wouldn't do nothing on a SATURDAY, would you?
Ho-Oh: Ugh, fine...(gives fortune teller)
Mewtwo: Cool! P-U-R-P-L-E, my fortune is...you will kiss Suicune?
Ho-Oh: (blushes)
Mewtwo: L-lemme try again. G-R-E-E-N, my fortune is...you will have seven children with Suicune?
Ho-Oh: *sigh* There's this new restaurant she wants to go to and I don't know how to ask her...but I definitely have to do it before Entei asks her.
Leafeon: Ah, how Pokémon and Romance just don't go together.
Mewtwo: Don't worry my dude. Cuphead VS Bendy by the way, my other dude.
Leafeon: (thumbs up)
Mewtwo: Alright. Now, this'll be handled by just you and me. No Leafeon, no Aegislash, no Rotom, just you and me.
Ho-Oh: Yup. Now let's get started.
Leafeon, Aegislash, and Rotom: We are number one! HEY!
Mewtwo: First thing's first. Whenever you do something wrong, I slap you. Whenever you do something right, that's a sugar cube for you. First lesson: Your body. You've gotta make sure your nervous system doesn't blow up when you see her.
Ho-Oh: Got it!
(Montage starts)
(Montage ends)
Mewtwo: And that's how you talk to girls!
Ho-Oh: Okay, now what?
Mewtwo: Uh...Leafeon will take you to where she is now.
Leafeon: I will? I mean, I will!
Mewtwo: Good, now go. (Pushes)
Later...
Leafeon: Alright, well, she should be right here.
Suicune: Oh, hey dad!
Ho-Oh: ! Wh-What?
Mewtwo: (turns on communicator) Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, Ho-Oh created the dog trio.
Entei and Raikou: Hello father.
Ho-Oh: Uh, hello children!
Leafeon: Mewtwo, why?
Mewtwo: Thought it would make up for that time.
Leafeon: What time?
Ho-Oh: Oh, no...
FLASHBACK!
Mewtwo: Hand over the Peanut Butter.
Ho-Oh: No.
MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES
FLASHBACK!
Leafeon: Ohhh...hey where did Aegislash and Rotom go?
Aegislash and Rotom: (says in slow motion) WWWWEEEE AAAARRRREEEE NNNNUUUUMMMMBBBBEEEERRRRR OOOONNNNEEEE!
END
CREDITS
Mewtwo- @Mewtwofan259
Ho-Oh- @CosmicArt
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P1> Mewtwo
P2> Ho-Oh
PRESS START
"Love and War"
(Mewtwo opens Ho-Oh's door)
Mewtwo: Hey Ho-Oh! You have to see thi--what are you doing?
Ho-Oh: (hides fortune teller) Nothing.
Mewtwo: You have to be doing something, otherwise you wouldn't be here. Plus, it's Saturday.
Ho-Oh: Uh...
Mewtwo: You wouldn't do nothing on a SATURDAY, would you?
Ho-Oh: Ugh, fine...(gives fortune teller)
Mewtwo: Cool! P-U-R-P-L-E, my fortune is...you will kiss Suicune?
Ho-Oh: (blushes)
Mewtwo: L-lemme try again. G-R-E-E-N, my fortune is...you will have seven children with Suicune?
Ho-Oh: *sigh* There's this new restaurant she wants to go to and I don't know how to ask her...but I definitely have to do it before Entei asks her.
Leafeon: Ah, how Pokémon and Romance just don't go together.
Mewtwo: Don't worry my dude. Cuphead VS Bendy by the way, my other dude.
Leafeon: (thumbs up)
Mewtwo: Alright. Now, this'll be handled by just you and me. No Leafeon, no Aegislash, no Rotom, just you and me.
Ho-Oh: Yup. Now let's get started.
Leafeon, Aegislash, and Rotom: We are number one! HEY!
Mewtwo: First thing's first. Whenever you do something wrong, I slap you. Whenever you do something right, that's a sugar cube for you. First lesson: Your body. You've gotta make sure your nervous system doesn't blow up when you see her.
Ho-Oh: Got it!
(Montage starts)
(Montage ends)
Mewtwo: And that's how you talk to girls!
Ho-Oh: Okay, now what?
Mewtwo: Uh...Leafeon will take you to where she is now.
Leafeon: I will? I mean, I will!
Mewtwo: Good, now go. (Pushes)
Later...
Leafeon: Alright, well, she should be right here.
Suicune: Oh, hey dad!
Ho-Oh: ! Wh-What?
Mewtwo: (turns on communicator) Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, Ho-Oh created the dog trio.
Entei and Raikou: Hello father.
Ho-Oh: Uh, hello children!
Leafeon: Mewtwo, why?
Mewtwo: Thought it would make up for that time.
Leafeon: What time?
Ho-Oh: Oh, no...
FLASHBACK!
Mewtwo: Hand over the Peanut Butter.
Ho-Oh: No.
MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES
FLASHBACK!
Leafeon: Ohhh...hey where did Aegislash and Rotom go?
Aegislash and Rotom: (says in slow motion) WWWWEEEE AAAARRRREEEE NNNNUUUUMMMMBBBBEEEERRRRR OOOONNNNEEEE!
END
CREDITS
Mewtwo- @Mewtwofan259
Ho-Oh- @CosmicArt
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