ASSAULT!!
For decades, LEGO has taken over the building blocks topic, even toys in general. And we're taking two of LEGO's strongest warriors in a fight.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> KAI, THE LEADER OF THE NINJAGO...NINJAS
P2> LAVAL, THE LION TRIBE'S FIERCEST WARRIOR
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
And we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
Since long ago, Lord Garmadon (I dunno how to spell his name) has always taken over the city of Ninjago. Be prepared though, 'cause...there's a lot of stuff that has the word "Ninjago" in it.
Until a group of four...five, if you're bored of the same characters, ninjas fought back.
Led by Master Wu, and armed with five ninjas...let's just go with five.
Jay, the ninja of lightning.
Zane, the Sub-Zero I MEAN the ninja of ice.
Cole, the ninja of earth.
And Lloyd, the ninja of power. But there was one teenager who would always be and stay a good leader: Kai.
Kai use to be the leader of the Wu Crew, UNTIL a certain GREEN ninja came along and took over!
Oh, come on, Lloyd isn't THAT bad.
...
Okay, I'll admit the older crew was better. But that doesn't mean Lloyd is bad! Anyway, Kai is the ninja of fire, being able to manipulate that same force.
Kai has also mastered a fighting style every ninja has: Spinjitsu.
Spinjitsu involves him yelling "Ninja-go!" While spinning around, like a mini typhoon. Man, that must be nauseating...
It was a fun game to play back in the day, too!
Yeah, I remember when I was still in Kindergarten and we would always bring our...uh...*ahem* Kai has also mastered his dual swords in combat, as well as...yeah, that's it. But he does have other abilities. He can summon the dragon of fire to move at extremely high speeds, as well as...well...breath fire. Total flunk.
Kai and his crew have pretty much been through everything, ranging to Zane's ro...bot...i...cize(?), to skeletons to snakes, to ROBO skeletons to...nothing else I can think of.
And, I THINK he has a scar? I dunno. 2017 nub.
Kai: Ninjaaaa-GO!
ASSAULT!!
For centuries, every animal in every tribe has one motive: GET THAT GOD DANG CHI!
But since the Lion Tribe is guarding it, there wasn't much they could do about other than "Knuckles the Echidna" cliche.
The Lion Tribe formed alliances with some of the tribes, making it a fair war. Mainly Lions Vs. Crocodiles, but it was still a cool thing.
Coincidentally, the guy we're talking about starts with an L, to symbolize his alliance. His name is: Laval.
Laval always stuck to his side, and is sometimes very loyal to it. His main weapon is his lion sword, which has the same piece for a lightsaber. A LIGHTSABER.
It's pretty similar, too. It can technically can cut through anything and glow.
He can also summon his best friend, Eris, to allow him to fly. Laval can also manipulate fire and make his sword follow.
Laval is a great warrior by himself, but he can also use the power of chi embedded on his chest to technically go Berserk Mode.
Coincidentally, also similar. Laval's strikes are quicker and deal more damage, letting out his inner Natsu.
But then again, Laval has people in his tribe that are better than him. Including his own father.
Which is getting pretty cliche at this point. Star Wars did it, Nintendo Fun House did it, Su--
Laval is one tough...cat, and no bear OR crocodile would ever want to get in his way.
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight. Here we goooooooooo!
ASSAULT!!
Kai: Alright team, let's look for the object!
(the team moves out)
(Kai scouts a room, which has the Chi in it)
Kai: Well, it's shiny. Must be important. (walks towards it)
Laval: (slashes hand)
Kai: OW! MY HAND! Oh, wait... (picks up lost hand with other hand and snaps it back on) There we go!
Laval: I know who you are! You're not getting away with this! (slashes more times)
Kai: (unsheathes sword and slashes to block them all) Well, I don't think I have time, but I don't see why not.
Get ready for the assault! ENGAGE!!
(big sword war)
(Laval is hit)
Laval: Ungh!
(Kai does combo)
Kai: Well, if I can't have the whole thing... (grabs piece of it and flies away with dragon)
Laval: Hey! He's getting away! Eris!
Eris: You're lucky I do this kind of stuff for you, Laval.
Kai: What?! You're still here?
Laval: Um, yeah.
Kai: (dragon breathes fire and flies towards the top of a mountain)
Laval: Oh no, I can't reach my--
Eris: (absorbs fire with axe)
Laval: Thanks, Eris.
Eris; Yep.
(dragon lands on top of mountain)
Laval: Alright Eris, let's finish this!
Eris: Yeah!
(Eris lands on mountain)
(Kai dismounts his dragon)
(Laval is tossed off to the mountain)
(Eris also lands)
Kai: (runs to Laval and slashes)
(big sword war again)
(Eris starts fighting the dragon)
(eventually the dragon is knocked out)
Eris: Haha! Yes!
(Lloyd comes in)
Lloyd: Heard you fighting. Thought you needed some help. (Eris and Lloyd duel)
Kai: Way to go, Lloyd! Keep it up!
Laval: Too late! (slashes)
Kai: Nope! Ninja-GO! (starts spinning around)
Laval: (receives power from chi on chest)
Lloyd: (slashes Eris off the mountain)
Laval: Eris!
Kai: Pay attention!
Laval: (blocks and slashes a bunch of times, knocking him out of spinjitsu)
Laval: (does a bunch of slashes again, then an uppercut) (times his slash, right through)
Kai: (head falls off) Uh...mercy?
Laval: Um, no. (stomps on head)
ASSAULT!!
K.O.!
Woah! Now that's what I call a duel!
Laval and Kai are pretty much equally matched in a lot of ways, but both knew simply by looking at each other that they could both manipulate fire, so it all came down to their weapons and skills.
Laval simply has a sword that's better than both of Kai's, and Laval comes from a time when he had the most powerful weapon on Earth, simply his Chi.
In this form, Laval outmatches Kai in every single way. Kai hasn't done much on his own, besides maybe do spinjitsu. But having that as his greatest accomplishment means that Laval just blows Kai out of the water. Speaking of stuff, what happened to Eris and Lloyd? Find out next time on The Late Random Death Battles!
The winner is Laval.
ASSAULT!!
For decades, LEGO has taken over the building blocks topic, even toys in general. And we're taking two of LEGO's strongest warriors in a fight.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> KAI, THE LEADER OF THE NINJAGO...NINJAS
P2> LAVAL, THE LION TRIBE'S FIERCEST WARRIOR
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
And we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
Since long ago, Lord Garmadon (I dunno how to spell his name) has always taken over the city of Ninjago. Be prepared though, 'cause...there's a lot of stuff that has the word "Ninjago" in it.
Until a group of four...five, if you're bored of the same characters, ninjas fought back.
Led by Master Wu, and armed with five ninjas...let's just go with five.
Jay, the ninja of lightning.
Zane, the Sub-Zero I MEAN the ninja of ice.
Cole, the ninja of earth.
And Lloyd, the ninja of power. But there was one teenager who would always be and stay a good leader: Kai.
Kai use to be the leader of the Wu Crew, UNTIL a certain GREEN ninja came along and took over!
Oh, come on, Lloyd isn't THAT bad.
...
Okay, I'll admit the older crew was better. But that doesn't mean Lloyd is bad! Anyway, Kai is the ninja of fire, being able to manipulate that same force.
Kai has also mastered a fighting style every ninja has: Spinjitsu.
Spinjitsu involves him yelling "Ninja-go!" While spinning around, like a mini typhoon. Man, that must be nauseating...
It was a fun game to play back in the day, too!
Yeah, I remember when I was still in Kindergarten and we would always bring our...uh...*ahem* Kai has also mastered his dual swords in combat, as well as...yeah, that's it. But he does have other abilities. He can summon the dragon of fire to move at extremely high speeds, as well as...well...breath fire. Total flunk.
Kai and his crew have pretty much been through everything, ranging to Zane's ro...bot...i...cize(?), to skeletons to snakes, to ROBO skeletons to...nothing else I can think of.
And, I THINK he has a scar? I dunno. 2017 nub.
Kai: Ninjaaaa-GO!
ASSAULT!!
For centuries, every animal in every tribe has one motive: GET THAT GOD DANG CHI!
But since the Lion Tribe is guarding it, there wasn't much they could do about other than "Knuckles the Echidna" cliche.
The Lion Tribe formed alliances with some of the tribes, making it a fair war. Mainly Lions Vs. Crocodiles, but it was still a cool thing.
Coincidentally, the guy we're talking about starts with an L, to symbolize his alliance. His name is: Laval.
Laval always stuck to his side, and is sometimes very loyal to it. His main weapon is his lion sword, which has the same piece for a lightsaber. A LIGHTSABER.
It's pretty similar, too. It can technically can cut through anything and glow.
He can also summon his best friend, Eris, to allow him to fly. Laval can also manipulate fire and make his sword follow.
Laval is a great warrior by himself, but he can also use the power of chi embedded on his chest to technically go Berserk Mode.
Coincidentally, also similar. Laval's strikes are quicker and deal more damage, letting out his inner Natsu.
But then again, Laval has people in his tribe that are better than him. Including his own father.
Which is getting pretty cliche at this point. Star Wars did it, Nintendo Fun House did it, Su--
Laval is one tough...cat, and no bear OR crocodile would ever want to get in his way.
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight. Here we goooooooooo!
ASSAULT!!
Kai: Alright team, let's look for the object!
(the team moves out)
(Kai scouts a room, which has the Chi in it)
Kai: Well, it's shiny. Must be important. (walks towards it)
Laval: (slashes hand)
Kai: OW! MY HAND! Oh, wait... (picks up lost hand with other hand and snaps it back on) There we go!
Laval: I know who you are! You're not getting away with this! (slashes more times)
Kai: (unsheathes sword and slashes to block them all) Well, I don't think I have time, but I don't see why not.
Get ready for the assault! ENGAGE!!
(big sword war)
(Laval is hit)
Laval: Ungh!
(Kai does combo)
Kai: Well, if I can't have the whole thing... (grabs piece of it and flies away with dragon)
Laval: Hey! He's getting away! Eris!
Eris: You're lucky I do this kind of stuff for you, Laval.
Kai: What?! You're still here?
Laval: Um, yeah.
Kai: (dragon breathes fire and flies towards the top of a mountain)
Laval: Oh no, I can't reach my--
Eris: (absorbs fire with axe)
Laval: Thanks, Eris.
Eris; Yep.
(dragon lands on top of mountain)
Laval: Alright Eris, let's finish this!
Eris: Yeah!
(Eris lands on mountain)
(Kai dismounts his dragon)
(Laval is tossed off to the mountain)
(Eris also lands)
Kai: (runs to Laval and slashes)
(big sword war again)
(Eris starts fighting the dragon)
(eventually the dragon is knocked out)
Eris: Haha! Yes!
(Lloyd comes in)
Lloyd: Heard you fighting. Thought you needed some help. (Eris and Lloyd duel)
Kai: Way to go, Lloyd! Keep it up!
Laval: Too late! (slashes)
Kai: Nope! Ninja-GO! (starts spinning around)
Laval: (receives power from chi on chest)
Lloyd: (slashes Eris off the mountain)
Laval: Eris!
Kai: Pay attention!
Laval: (blocks and slashes a bunch of times, knocking him out of spinjitsu)
Laval: (does a bunch of slashes again, then an uppercut) (times his slash, right through)
Kai: (head falls off) Uh...mercy?
Laval: Um, no. (stomps on head)
ASSAULT!!
K.O.!
Woah! Now that's what I call a duel!
Laval and Kai are pretty much equally matched in a lot of ways, but both knew simply by looking at each other that they could both manipulate fire, so it all came down to their weapons and skills.
Laval simply has a sword that's better than both of Kai's, and Laval comes from a time when he had the most powerful weapon on Earth, simply his Chi.
In this form, Laval outmatches Kai in every single way. Kai hasn't done much on his own, besides maybe do spinjitsu. But having that as his greatest accomplishment means that Laval just blows Kai out of the water. Speaking of stuff, what happened to Eris and Lloyd? Find out next time on The Late Random Death Battles!
The winner is Laval.
ASSAULT!!
