Sea creatures. The beings who live in the source that takes up most of our world...unless you're these people. DJ Octavio, the Octarian King.
And Tentacruel, the Jellyfish Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills tofind out who would win a fight to the death!
TENTACRUEL
Tentacruel is a Water/Poison-Type, and even though Tentacruel is only 5'03", it can reach incredibly massive sizes. In this form, it's even bigger than Hoopa, who's the third biggest Pokemon of all time. At this size, it can destroy skyscrapers, and cause tsunamis at will. It has 80 tentacles, and makes them small.However, when hunting, it extends them to constrict prey. And once it accomplishes this, it won't let go. Which means if you're a helpless Corsola, and a Tentacruel captures you, give up. There's no way out.
Man, that's...dark.
Not to mention these tentacles can stretch almost endlessly, meaning no matter how far you are, Tentacruel will kill you.
Speaking of which does anybody know why Shulk says "I'll kill you" or "we'll kill you" a lot, but he never says it when he's in Smash?
Well, I just went to a game room with my friend, and appearantly there are 6-year-olds who play that game. That's Paw-Patrol level.
Oh...
Anyway, what does Xenoblade Chronicles have to do with Pokemon, amiright? So anyway, Tentacruel's tentacles are possible to escape, but by the time you've figured your way out, Tentacruel has already killed you with Poison Sting. Its highest stat is its Special Defense, ranging at 120. Topto bottom, that would be Speed (100), Special Attack and HP (80), Attack (70), and Defense (65). Tentacruel is weak to Ground-, Electric-, and Psychic-type attacks, and resistant to Fighting-, Poison-, Bug-, Steel-, Fire-, Water-, Ice-, and Fairy-type attacks. That's right, folks. Not even the most powerful of types can defeat this thing! Not to mention you have to pick Bulbasaur in order to stand a chance against this thing! Even then, its Poison-Type moves won't be effective! Tentacruel's moveset for this fight will be Hydro Pump, Sludge Wave, Wring Out, and of course, Poison Sting. Overall, Tentacruel can'tbe judged by its size, because behind those tentacles is a monster that commits true genocide.
DJ OCTAVIO
SPOILERS FOR SPLATOON 2! INCOMING!
The Octarians. A species known for their bad doings and loss during the great turf war. But their king, DJ Octavio, will forever be the best of the best. One of the things the DJ is known for is his flying mech. For the sake of this fight, it will be powered by the Great Zapfish. This mech has two fists, four amps, and a DJ set, with extra wasabi sticks to keep the show rolling! DJ Octavio can use its fists as an attack, which can be sent back, but when these fists start spinning, they can't be sent back.
What is this, an ad for ARMS?
Actually...*ahem* Anyway, DJ can also use the Killer Wail. You know, that Special Weapon used in Turf Wars that can kill ANY INKLING IN ONE HIT?! DJ Octavio can also use Octobombs, Octotorpedos, and many more. DJ can also use his Remix Shades, an object that can hypnotise anyone that fits them to do his bidding. But because DJ is so small, even with his floating mech, he'll use his Octarian army. The Octarian pawns are simple beings, like Goombas or Waddle Dees. There's also Neo Octarian Pawns, which is what I like to call them, which are harder to beat. The Octoling, an Inkling-similar being that can hide in ink and use weapons, like normal. The Octostomp, a huge cubular Octarian that can squah any foe, it's tentacle on its back being its weakness. The Octocpter, a flying Octarian pawn, the Octo Oven, a giant cylinder that can pop 4 faces out of its sockets...
Ew!
the Octo Samurai, a huge Ocarian on a unicycle, with a purple Ink Roller. And the Octosniper, and Octotrooper, but would rather attack from a distance. Marina, member of Off The Hook, is also an Octoling, but we can't use her for this fight, because she has nothing to do with the taking over.
Starfire much?
Shut up! And because we're throwing out the army, let's include hypnotized Callie, why not?
Alright, both characters have been researched. It's time for a fight to the death!
DJ Octavio: Awww, yeah, boys. This is Inkopolis, the home of our worst enemies. Now, I want you to go and wipe out every squid you can!
Octarians: (nod)
(a jelllyfish floats up from the water)
DJ Octavio: Hm? What's this? Another squid standing in my way? Never mind the inklings, boys. We're taking him out first!
Don't swim away! ENGAGE!
Octoling: Oh, you are SO going down! (shoots)
Tentacruel: (dodges shots)
Octoling: Hey! Whaddya guys doin' we need your help over here!
Octarians: (nod) (start attacking)
DJ Octavio: Nowhere to run! Hey Callie!
Callie: What's up, DJ?
DJ Octavio: Make this fight more...interesting.
Callie: Can do, DJ! (Bomb Rush Blush starts playing)
Tentacruel: (uses Poison Sting on all of them)
DJ Octavio: No! I won't let you win! (detaches arms)
Tentacruel: (stands still)
(punch does nothing)
DJ Octavio: What?!
Callie: Blushing faces, covered in pink! Rushing bombs, exploding ink!
DJ Octavio: He's takin' out all of my troops! Octosnipers!
Octosnipers: (nod) (start shooting Tentacruel)
Callie: Faces blush, a rush of ink! Bombs explode, no time to think!
(Tentacruel gets hit, but he sends 40 tentacles to constrict both, then purple ink explodes in both of them)
DJ Octavio: Hey! Stop that! (uses Killer Wail)
Tentacruel: (moves out of the way)
DJ Octavio: Alright! It's time to bring out the big guns! Samurai! Stomp! Oven! You're up!
(three huge beings come out)
Octo Samurai: Understood! Will get to work immediately! (starts splashing Tentacruel)
Octo Stomp: Do I have to? (aims on top of Tentacruel)
Octo Oven: Ugh! Get my face out of here! (uses wheels on bottom to navigate)
DJ Octavio: C'mon! This guy is gonna wipe out our species!
Octo Stomp: Fine... (smashes down, but Tentacruel avoids and Octostomp lands in the water)
...
Octo Samurai: YOU WILL PAY! (jumps to Tentacruel)
(Tentacruel dodges and Octo Samurai lands in water)
Octo Oven: Well guess what, punk? I can't jump! So there's no way you can--
Tentacruel: (uses Sludge Wave and wipes out Octo Oven)
Octo Oven: *sigh* I should've known...(explodes)
DJ Octavio: No! (uses Spinning Fists)
(Tentacruel dodges them all)
(Tentacruel grows big and consticts all of the octolings)
DJ Octavio: Uh-oh...
(Tentacruel uses Poison Sting)
K.O.!
Noooo! DJ! Noooo...
DJ Octavio was the only one on the team who was smart, even with the boss's size, their brains were no match for Ocatvio's. Even if the Octarians tried their absolute hardest, they would STILL lose due to Tentacruel growing big. DJ's fists wouldn't do anything, since Fighting-Type moves aren' effective against Tentacruel. Even with his Killer Wail, Tentacruel has a high Speed stat, plus the fact you can see one comin before they hit you. Even with all the backup he could get, Octavio still loses this fight. Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Tentacruel.
Hey! You there! Check out Leafy's brand new series, The Late Random Death Battles! Also, check out our sneak peek!
(there's a hind-legged turtle walking around)
(he walks around, but then he sees a plumber dressed in red, so he hides in his shell)
And Tentacruel, the Jellyfish Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills tofind out who would win a fight to the death!
TENTACRUEL
Tentacruel is a Water/Poison-Type, and even though Tentacruel is only 5'03", it can reach incredibly massive sizes. In this form, it's even bigger than Hoopa, who's the third biggest Pokemon of all time. At this size, it can destroy skyscrapers, and cause tsunamis at will. It has 80 tentacles, and makes them small.However, when hunting, it extends them to constrict prey. And once it accomplishes this, it won't let go. Which means if you're a helpless Corsola, and a Tentacruel captures you, give up. There's no way out.
Man, that's...dark.
Not to mention these tentacles can stretch almost endlessly, meaning no matter how far you are, Tentacruel will kill you.
Speaking of which does anybody know why Shulk says "I'll kill you" or "we'll kill you" a lot, but he never says it when he's in Smash?
Well, I just went to a game room with my friend, and appearantly there are 6-year-olds who play that game. That's Paw-Patrol level.
Oh...
Anyway, what does Xenoblade Chronicles have to do with Pokemon, amiright? So anyway, Tentacruel's tentacles are possible to escape, but by the time you've figured your way out, Tentacruel has already killed you with Poison Sting. Its highest stat is its Special Defense, ranging at 120. Topto bottom, that would be Speed (100), Special Attack and HP (80), Attack (70), and Defense (65). Tentacruel is weak to Ground-, Electric-, and Psychic-type attacks, and resistant to Fighting-, Poison-, Bug-, Steel-, Fire-, Water-, Ice-, and Fairy-type attacks. That's right, folks. Not even the most powerful of types can defeat this thing! Not to mention you have to pick Bulbasaur in order to stand a chance against this thing! Even then, its Poison-Type moves won't be effective! Tentacruel's moveset for this fight will be Hydro Pump, Sludge Wave, Wring Out, and of course, Poison Sting. Overall, Tentacruel can'tbe judged by its size, because behind those tentacles is a monster that commits true genocide.
DJ OCTAVIO
SPOILERS FOR SPLATOON 2! INCOMING!
The Octarians. A species known for their bad doings and loss during the great turf war. But their king, DJ Octavio, will forever be the best of the best. One of the things the DJ is known for is his flying mech. For the sake of this fight, it will be powered by the Great Zapfish. This mech has two fists, four amps, and a DJ set, with extra wasabi sticks to keep the show rolling! DJ Octavio can use its fists as an attack, which can be sent back, but when these fists start spinning, they can't be sent back.
What is this, an ad for ARMS?
Actually...*ahem* Anyway, DJ can also use the Killer Wail. You know, that Special Weapon used in Turf Wars that can kill ANY INKLING IN ONE HIT?! DJ Octavio can also use Octobombs, Octotorpedos, and many more. DJ can also use his Remix Shades, an object that can hypnotise anyone that fits them to do his bidding. But because DJ is so small, even with his floating mech, he'll use his Octarian army. The Octarian pawns are simple beings, like Goombas or Waddle Dees. There's also Neo Octarian Pawns, which is what I like to call them, which are harder to beat. The Octoling, an Inkling-similar being that can hide in ink and use weapons, like normal. The Octostomp, a huge cubular Octarian that can squah any foe, it's tentacle on its back being its weakness. The Octocpter, a flying Octarian pawn, the Octo Oven, a giant cylinder that can pop 4 faces out of its sockets...
Ew!
the Octo Samurai, a huge Ocarian on a unicycle, with a purple Ink Roller. And the Octosniper, and Octotrooper, but would rather attack from a distance. Marina, member of Off The Hook, is also an Octoling, but we can't use her for this fight, because she has nothing to do with the taking over.
Starfire much?
Shut up! And because we're throwing out the army, let's include hypnotized Callie, why not?
Alright, both characters have been researched. It's time for a fight to the death!
DJ Octavio: Awww, yeah, boys. This is Inkopolis, the home of our worst enemies. Now, I want you to go and wipe out every squid you can!
Octarians: (nod)
(a jelllyfish floats up from the water)
DJ Octavio: Hm? What's this? Another squid standing in my way? Never mind the inklings, boys. We're taking him out first!
Don't swim away! ENGAGE!
Octoling: Oh, you are SO going down! (shoots)
Tentacruel: (dodges shots)
Octoling: Hey! Whaddya guys doin' we need your help over here!
Octarians: (nod) (start attacking)
DJ Octavio: Nowhere to run! Hey Callie!
Callie: What's up, DJ?
DJ Octavio: Make this fight more...interesting.
Callie: Can do, DJ! (Bomb Rush Blush starts playing)
Tentacruel: (uses Poison Sting on all of them)
DJ Octavio: No! I won't let you win! (detaches arms)
Tentacruel: (stands still)
(punch does nothing)
DJ Octavio: What?!
Callie: Blushing faces, covered in pink! Rushing bombs, exploding ink!
DJ Octavio: He's takin' out all of my troops! Octosnipers!
Octosnipers: (nod) (start shooting Tentacruel)
Callie: Faces blush, a rush of ink! Bombs explode, no time to think!
(Tentacruel gets hit, but he sends 40 tentacles to constrict both, then purple ink explodes in both of them)
DJ Octavio: Hey! Stop that! (uses Killer Wail)
Tentacruel: (moves out of the way)
DJ Octavio: Alright! It's time to bring out the big guns! Samurai! Stomp! Oven! You're up!
(three huge beings come out)
Octo Samurai: Understood! Will get to work immediately! (starts splashing Tentacruel)
Octo Stomp: Do I have to? (aims on top of Tentacruel)
Octo Oven: Ugh! Get my face out of here! (uses wheels on bottom to navigate)
DJ Octavio: C'mon! This guy is gonna wipe out our species!
Octo Stomp: Fine... (smashes down, but Tentacruel avoids and Octostomp lands in the water)
...
Octo Samurai: YOU WILL PAY! (jumps to Tentacruel)
(Tentacruel dodges and Octo Samurai lands in water)
Octo Oven: Well guess what, punk? I can't jump! So there's no way you can--
Tentacruel: (uses Sludge Wave and wipes out Octo Oven)
Octo Oven: *sigh* I should've known...(explodes)
DJ Octavio: No! (uses Spinning Fists)
(Tentacruel dodges them all)
(Tentacruel grows big and consticts all of the octolings)
DJ Octavio: Uh-oh...
(Tentacruel uses Poison Sting)
K.O.!
Noooo! DJ! Noooo...
DJ Octavio was the only one on the team who was smart, even with the boss's size, their brains were no match for Ocatvio's. Even if the Octarians tried their absolute hardest, they would STILL lose due to Tentacruel growing big. DJ's fists wouldn't do anything, since Fighting-Type moves aren' effective against Tentacruel. Even with his Killer Wail, Tentacruel has a high Speed stat, plus the fact you can see one comin before they hit you. Even with all the backup he could get, Octavio still loses this fight. Hey, I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Tentacruel.
Hey! You there! Check out Leafy's brand new series, The Late Random Death Battles! Also, check out our sneak peek!
(there's a hind-legged turtle walking around)
(he walks around, but then he sees a plumber dressed in red, so he hides in his shell)