"Hey. Hey! Are you even listening?"
"Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once."
"Hey! Rude! I thought my idea was pretty good."
"Sure, if you want to get yourself killed. Building a catapult and launching yourself across the chasm sounds like a horrible idea to me."
"It could work! And I don't see you coming up with any better ideas to get across."
"If you somehow did manage to build a working catapult out of the few materials we have available, and shoot yourself across at the right angle, you would still land on the other side and probably break at least three limbs, probably at least a leg or an arm. And I do happen to have a better idea. We could try climbing down."
"What?!"
"We can climb down."
"I heard you the first time. But that's crazy! It's literally called the Bottomless Canyon! As in there is NO BOTTOM."
"None that anyone can see. But without any way to fly over, the only option is to walk or swim. And since there is no feasible way to fill the whole canyon with water, we'll just have to climb to the bottom and back up the other side if we want to get across."
"We can't!"
"Then we won't be getting to the other side. So much for the quest, then, huh?"
"I mean... ugh, fine! But you're going first."
"I wouldn't have it any other way."
"Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once."
"Hey! Rude! I thought my idea was pretty good."
"Sure, if you want to get yourself killed. Building a catapult and launching yourself across the chasm sounds like a horrible idea to me."
"It could work! And I don't see you coming up with any better ideas to get across."
"If you somehow did manage to build a working catapult out of the few materials we have available, and shoot yourself across at the right angle, you would still land on the other side and probably break at least three limbs, probably at least a leg or an arm. And I do happen to have a better idea. We could try climbing down."
"What?!"
"We can climb down."
"I heard you the first time. But that's crazy! It's literally called the Bottomless Canyon! As in there is NO BOTTOM."
"None that anyone can see. But without any way to fly over, the only option is to walk or swim. And since there is no feasible way to fill the whole canyon with water, we'll just have to climb to the bottom and back up the other side if we want to get across."
"We can't!"
"Then we won't be getting to the other side. So much for the quest, then, huh?"
"I mean... ugh, fine! But you're going first."
"I wouldn't have it any other way."