The Late Random Death Battles: Winston Vs. Donkey Kong (Overwatch Vs. Super Mario)

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JUST ALL-STARS
THE LATE RANDOM DEATH BATTLES

(Winston rocket jumps from platform to platform)
Winston: Tracer had better been right about this place...
(Winston discovers Kong's Banana Hoard)
Winston: @,@
(Winston takes a single banana)
(DK jumps out of the bushes)
(Winston widens his eyes)
(he takes the last bite of his banana)
(Donkey Kong roars and smashes his chest)
(Winston rubs his mouth and readies for battle)
Enter the heat of battle! BREAK OUT!
(Winston brings out his Tesla Cannon)
(Donkey Kong brings out his Coconut Launcher)
(DK shoots first)
(Winston electrifies each of them, and the ones he can't, he dodges)
Winston: Ha! Try again!
(The coconuts he missed come back)
Winston: Uh-Oh.
(the coconuts knock the Tesla Cannon out of his hands and his glasses)
(DK grins and smashes the glasses)
(Winston goes into Primal Rage)
DK: !
(Winston pounches at DK and starts punching)
(Donkey Kong starts punching too)
(Winston's Primal Rage runs out of time)
Winston: Wait!
DK: (does finishing series of punches, then knocks Winston off the island)
K.O.!
(he puts his coconut cannon back and walks home)

This Death Battle's winner is...
Donkey Kong!