ASSAULT!!
Dope: Between the best and the worst, there are the...alright.
Rotom: Though when you turn your bloodline into a joke...it’s not alright.
Dope: Like Mega Man Volnutt, the Carbon fighter from Mega Man Legends.
Rotom: And Richter Belmont, the whip-wielding monster hunter from Castlevania. He’s DopeLeafeon and I’m Rotom!
Dope: And we’re here to see which one of these blue-clad warriors would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
Dope: Light Vs. Wily. The Maverick Wars. Endless battles have been fought by Mega Man throughout the ages.
Rotom: But hundreds of years after that so-called world peace, the sea levels began to rise and all the humans drowned, leaving only the robotic Carbons.
Dope: BUT! There were some humans who survived, aboard the Space Station Elysium.
Rotom: But then, they died too. Leaving only The Master and his Carbon Assistant, Mega Man Trigger.
Dope: That sounds edgy. But don’t worry, after Trigger was ordered to destroy the Master System (a thing that controls the Carbons on Earth), got his ass whooped by this girl Sera, and basically got all his memories erased, he got a name change!
Rotom: A pretty lame one, though. Eventually, Carbon diggers found him underground, awakened him, and called him...Volnutt.
(Moonlight Capital - Kirby & The Rainbow Curse)
Dope: Haha. Nut. Anyway, Volnutt usually comes equipped with the Mega Buster, basically a pistol arm cannon.
Rotom: But when he gets serious, he can break out the big guns. He can put on roller skates for extra speed, helmets such as the Guard Scope SP, the Snipe Scope SP, and the Padded Helmet, which automatically lets him roll after taking a few hits! AND his body is really hard to touch! Seriously, it can tank meteors!
Dope: Not to mention has variety of weapons. The Active Buster can fire missiles, the Blade Arm can give him a sword, the Crusher can throw EM bombs, the Hunter Seeker can let him send out a remote ally, the Machine Buster is a machine gun, the Reflector Arm sends out deadly bouncy balls, the Splash Mine sends out land mines, the Shield Arm, The Drill Arm, The Spread Buster, AND his most powerful weapon of all: The Shining Laser!
Rotom: It mows down any enemy and even any boss! Sera didn’t stand a chance!
Dope: Oh yeah, he fought Sera once. And he won!
Rotom: He’s also defeated hundreds of mech robots and even infiltrated some Metal Gear Solid-looking places, Metal Gear Solid-style.
Dope: Though Volnutt’s weapons need to be swapped out manually, so if they’re destroyed, they’re not coming back.
Rotom: And if his energy source ain’t doing so good, he’ll have no choice but to use the Buster.
Dope: Despite being the weakest of the Mega Crew, Mega Man Volnutt sure did kick a lot of ass.
Volnutt: I’m okay, Roll, everything’s alright here!
Roll: Don’t count your chickens yet! I’m picking up something on my screen. Looks like a reaver bot! We better get out of there, come on!
Volnutt: Right. If you see anything, let me know. Here we go!
ASSAULT!!
Dope: The Belmonts. They’ve been storming Dracula’s Castle since a bajillion B.C.
Rotom: Leon, Christopher, Simon, Julius, all those names were once monster hunters.
Dope: And then there’s the last of the Belmont’s to wield a whip: Richter.
(Opposing Bloodlines - Castlevania: Rondo of Blood)
Rotom: Once upon a time, this weird old guy named Shaft wanted to revive Dracula, but a vessel was required. Shaft made the mistake of selecting Richter’s girlfriend, Annette.
Dope: And then, the slaughter began.
Rotom: Richter carries the Belmont Whip, a weapon passed down through generations, as well as a special Flame Whip, which is the whip...but on fire!
Dope: He also has weapons other than his whip. The Dagger for quick damage, the Axe and Cross for ranged attack, the Pocket Watch to stop time, the Holy Water to set stuff on fire ironically, and the Magic Book to create a shield.
Rotom: There’s also the Invisibility Potion, which lets Richter turn invisible and intangible for a short period of time.
(Bloody Tears - Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest)
Dope: Though all but one of those things take up hearts, basically energy except not. The more he has, the more times he can use the above weapons.
Rotom: After his first adventure, he made friends with the son of Dracula, Alucard. I question to this day how he has white hair despite his dad having gray hair.
Dope: And after that, he...betrayed everyone by trying to revive Dracula to “make the Belmonts be remembered forever” or something.
Rotom: Yeah, he lets his immaturity get in the way of his goals sometimes.
Dope: He can jump higher than most, defeated Dracula multiple times (which is something other Belmonts rarely do, might I add), and defeated Death himself.
Rotom: I wonder where death came from. Maybe the ghost came first, and then we started saying things like “Do you fear Death?” And “Death approaches...”
Dope: TRIVIAL MATTERS ASIDE, Richter retired from monster hunting and gave the Belmont whip to a different clan. But while he was still a true hero, he truly lived up to his Belmont legacy.
Richter: Begone, monster. You don’t belong in this world.
ASSAULT!!
Dope: Alright, the combatants are set, we’ve run the data through all possibilities.
Rotom: It’s time for THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
Volnutt was trembling as he walked down the corridors. “R-Roll, how long until I can leave?”
“I don’t know!” Answered Roll. “Just keep g—yo—l—fin—t—“
“Roll?!”
A whip thrashing was heard in the darkness. Volnutt started quivering, as Richter leapt out of the darkness, about to eliminate Volnutt, until he shot him off with the Mega Buster.
Richter was launched back a tiny bit, but got back on his feet. “Why, you...!” He threw a Cross, and Volnutt was hit. “Alright, enough games!” Richter ran at Volnutt, and Volnutt activated the Blade Arm.
FIGHT!
(The Ark - Shadow the Hedgehog)
Then Richter whipped Volnutt, but Volnutt slashed the whip away with his Blade Arm.
Richter tried using a Cross, but Volnutt used his Shield Arm.
Then, after pushing Richter back, Volnutt put on his Machine Buster, and fired at him. Richter was pushed back a bit, but threw an Axe at a chandelier above Volnutt, causing it to fall on him.
While he was struggling to get out, Richter picked up an Invisibility Potion and chugged the whole thing, then threw the bottle onto the ground.
Volnutt pushes out the chandelier, and yeeted it at where Richter should’ve been. “Hey, where’d you go?” He looked around. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain from behind, and was launched back, but got back to his feet and readied his Mega Buster. He started feeling pain from all angles, and when he was knocked to the wall, the Invisibility Potion wore off, and Richter was visible. Richter quickly slashed Volnutt multiple times, but Volnutt rolled to the side before taking any more hits. “Alright, enough games!” He shot the Reflector Arm multiple times, stunning Richter. After that, he slashed at him a few times with the Blade Arm, and finally, finishing him off with the Shining Laser, vaporizing him.
Suddenly, Roll. “Hey, Volnutt. Sorry, something interrupted our connection. What happened?”
“Oh boy, where do I begin?” Sighed Volnutt.
KO!
(Napalm Man Stage - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)
Rotom: How many likes can we get for our boys in blue?
Dope: Richter was strong, but not strong enough, unfortunately.
Rotom: Not only was Volnutt more advanced in general, he outgunned Richter.
Dope: Basically, Volnutt had what Richter had and more. Richter’s Axe and Cross are both attacks that are rather difficult to hit, and since Volnutt was capable of tanking meteors...well, that’s more impressive than any of Richter’s feats.
Rotom: Even though Richter’s defeated both forms of Dracula, Volnutt’s defeated even more threatening creatures.
Dope: And although Richter’s arsenal was impressive, Volnutt’s just outclassed him.
Rotom: That battle totally rocked, man. YES I KNOW THAT IT WAS USED BEFORE—
Dope: The winner is Mega Man Volnutt.
NEXT TIME!
Cat and Mouse is a classic game.
But if the Mouse outsmarts the Cat, then it’s no contest.
JOKER VS SOMBRA
Dope: Between the best and the worst, there are the...alright.
Rotom: Though when you turn your bloodline into a joke...it’s not alright.
Dope: Like Mega Man Volnutt, the Carbon fighter from Mega Man Legends.
Rotom: And Richter Belmont, the whip-wielding monster hunter from Castlevania. He’s DopeLeafeon and I’m Rotom!
Dope: And we’re here to see which one of these blue-clad warriors would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
Dope: Light Vs. Wily. The Maverick Wars. Endless battles have been fought by Mega Man throughout the ages.
Rotom: But hundreds of years after that so-called world peace, the sea levels began to rise and all the humans drowned, leaving only the robotic Carbons.
Dope: BUT! There were some humans who survived, aboard the Space Station Elysium.
Rotom: But then, they died too. Leaving only The Master and his Carbon Assistant, Mega Man Trigger.
Dope: That sounds edgy. But don’t worry, after Trigger was ordered to destroy the Master System (a thing that controls the Carbons on Earth), got his ass whooped by this girl Sera, and basically got all his memories erased, he got a name change!
Rotom: A pretty lame one, though. Eventually, Carbon diggers found him underground, awakened him, and called him...Volnutt.
(Moonlight Capital - Kirby & The Rainbow Curse)
Dope: Haha. Nut. Anyway, Volnutt usually comes equipped with the Mega Buster, basically a pistol arm cannon.
Rotom: But when he gets serious, he can break out the big guns. He can put on roller skates for extra speed, helmets such as the Guard Scope SP, the Snipe Scope SP, and the Padded Helmet, which automatically lets him roll after taking a few hits! AND his body is really hard to touch! Seriously, it can tank meteors!
Dope: Not to mention has variety of weapons. The Active Buster can fire missiles, the Blade Arm can give him a sword, the Crusher can throw EM bombs, the Hunter Seeker can let him send out a remote ally, the Machine Buster is a machine gun, the Reflector Arm sends out deadly bouncy balls, the Splash Mine sends out land mines, the Shield Arm, The Drill Arm, The Spread Buster, AND his most powerful weapon of all: The Shining Laser!
Rotom: It mows down any enemy and even any boss! Sera didn’t stand a chance!
Dope: Oh yeah, he fought Sera once. And he won!
Rotom: He’s also defeated hundreds of mech robots and even infiltrated some Metal Gear Solid-looking places, Metal Gear Solid-style.
Dope: Though Volnutt’s weapons need to be swapped out manually, so if they’re destroyed, they’re not coming back.
Rotom: And if his energy source ain’t doing so good, he’ll have no choice but to use the Buster.
Dope: Despite being the weakest of the Mega Crew, Mega Man Volnutt sure did kick a lot of ass.
Volnutt: I’m okay, Roll, everything’s alright here!
Roll: Don’t count your chickens yet! I’m picking up something on my screen. Looks like a reaver bot! We better get out of there, come on!
Volnutt: Right. If you see anything, let me know. Here we go!
ASSAULT!!
Dope: The Belmonts. They’ve been storming Dracula’s Castle since a bajillion B.C.
Rotom: Leon, Christopher, Simon, Julius, all those names were once monster hunters.
Dope: And then there’s the last of the Belmont’s to wield a whip: Richter.
(Opposing Bloodlines - Castlevania: Rondo of Blood)
Rotom: Once upon a time, this weird old guy named Shaft wanted to revive Dracula, but a vessel was required. Shaft made the mistake of selecting Richter’s girlfriend, Annette.
Dope: And then, the slaughter began.
Rotom: Richter carries the Belmont Whip, a weapon passed down through generations, as well as a special Flame Whip, which is the whip...but on fire!
Dope: He also has weapons other than his whip. The Dagger for quick damage, the Axe and Cross for ranged attack, the Pocket Watch to stop time, the Holy Water to set stuff on fire ironically, and the Magic Book to create a shield.
Rotom: There’s also the Invisibility Potion, which lets Richter turn invisible and intangible for a short period of time.
(Bloody Tears - Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest)
Dope: Though all but one of those things take up hearts, basically energy except not. The more he has, the more times he can use the above weapons.
Rotom: After his first adventure, he made friends with the son of Dracula, Alucard. I question to this day how he has white hair despite his dad having gray hair.
Dope: And after that, he...betrayed everyone by trying to revive Dracula to “make the Belmonts be remembered forever” or something.
Rotom: Yeah, he lets his immaturity get in the way of his goals sometimes.
Dope: He can jump higher than most, defeated Dracula multiple times (which is something other Belmonts rarely do, might I add), and defeated Death himself.
Rotom: I wonder where death came from. Maybe the ghost came first, and then we started saying things like “Do you fear Death?” And “Death approaches...”
Dope: TRIVIAL MATTERS ASIDE, Richter retired from monster hunting and gave the Belmont whip to a different clan. But while he was still a true hero, he truly lived up to his Belmont legacy.
Richter: Begone, monster. You don’t belong in this world.
ASSAULT!!
Dope: Alright, the combatants are set, we’ve run the data through all possibilities.
Rotom: It’s time for THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
Volnutt was trembling as he walked down the corridors. “R-Roll, how long until I can leave?”
“I don’t know!” Answered Roll. “Just keep g—yo—l—fin—t—“
“Roll?!”
A whip thrashing was heard in the darkness. Volnutt started quivering, as Richter leapt out of the darkness, about to eliminate Volnutt, until he shot him off with the Mega Buster.
Richter was launched back a tiny bit, but got back on his feet. “Why, you...!” He threw a Cross, and Volnutt was hit. “Alright, enough games!” Richter ran at Volnutt, and Volnutt activated the Blade Arm.
FIGHT!
(The Ark - Shadow the Hedgehog)
Then Richter whipped Volnutt, but Volnutt slashed the whip away with his Blade Arm.
Richter tried using a Cross, but Volnutt used his Shield Arm.
Then, after pushing Richter back, Volnutt put on his Machine Buster, and fired at him. Richter was pushed back a bit, but threw an Axe at a chandelier above Volnutt, causing it to fall on him.
While he was struggling to get out, Richter picked up an Invisibility Potion and chugged the whole thing, then threw the bottle onto the ground.
Volnutt pushes out the chandelier, and yeeted it at where Richter should’ve been. “Hey, where’d you go?” He looked around. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain from behind, and was launched back, but got back to his feet and readied his Mega Buster. He started feeling pain from all angles, and when he was knocked to the wall, the Invisibility Potion wore off, and Richter was visible. Richter quickly slashed Volnutt multiple times, but Volnutt rolled to the side before taking any more hits. “Alright, enough games!” He shot the Reflector Arm multiple times, stunning Richter. After that, he slashed at him a few times with the Blade Arm, and finally, finishing him off with the Shining Laser, vaporizing him.
Suddenly, Roll. “Hey, Volnutt. Sorry, something interrupted our connection. What happened?”
“Oh boy, where do I begin?” Sighed Volnutt.
KO!
(Napalm Man Stage - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)
Rotom: How many likes can we get for our boys in blue?
Dope: Richter was strong, but not strong enough, unfortunately.
Rotom: Not only was Volnutt more advanced in general, he outgunned Richter.
Dope: Basically, Volnutt had what Richter had and more. Richter’s Axe and Cross are both attacks that are rather difficult to hit, and since Volnutt was capable of tanking meteors...well, that’s more impressive than any of Richter’s feats.
Rotom: Even though Richter’s defeated both forms of Dracula, Volnutt’s defeated even more threatening creatures.
Dope: And although Richter’s arsenal was impressive, Volnutt’s just outclassed him.
Rotom: That battle totally rocked, man. YES I KNOW THAT IT WAS USED BEFORE—
Dope: The winner is Mega Man Volnutt.
NEXT TIME!
Cat and Mouse is a classic game.
But if the Mouse outsmarts the Cat, then it’s no contest.
JOKER VS SOMBRA