*busts down door*
(Vampire Killer - Castlevania: Judgement)
*explosions and airhorns*
HEY Y'ALL WELCOME TO 2018 WHERE NOW WE HAVE SMASH ULTIMATE
THIS IS NOT A FANGAME, THIS IS LICENSED.
AND THERE ARE SOME THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME THAT TRIGGERS MY FANBOY SO LET'S GET TO IT
1. Waluigi Fans
Okay, let me ask you people a question or two:
Do you like Waluigi as a character or as a meme?
Think about it.
Would you rather have Waluigi as an Assist Trophy or not at all in the game?
Think about it.
Do you people REALLY want Waluigi in the game?
I suppose so, because you harassed Sakurai's Twitter.
2. Team Flare theme plays in Lucario's character video
You had Cynthia's theme, and you had the wild battle theme, but nope, you had to go with Team Flare.
Cynthia has a Lucario by the way!
3. Leaks
What's one of the first things Etika said when Simon was revealed.
"The leak was real!"
I get you want attention and all, but some people want to be surprised.
So do us loyal Smash fans a solid and stop.
4. The Onett theme plays in Ness' character video
You may be asking: Why is this a bad thing? Isn't Onett from EarthBound?
Yes, it is.
But it's also in EarthBound Beginnings (It's called Mother, but I'm calling it EarthBound Beginnings because it sounds cooler
), and the two had completely different themes.
The one that played in Ness' trailer was the one from EarthBound Beginnings.
THERE WAS LITERALLY A REMIX OF THE THEME FROM EARTHBOUND AND THEY DIDN'T USE IT!
5. Pokemon still don't have their long-awaited shiny alternate costumes
You had one job, Game Freak.
ONE JOB.
6. "It's a port!"
It's not a port.
7. "It's not Melee!"
Why would you think it was Melee...
8. People don't like Male Robin or Corrin
Corrin, I can understand. His personality is equal to a plastic spoon.
But Robin is a fleshed-out character in my opinion, and his voice isn't annoying like Corrin's is.
And to be quite honest, I like Male Robin's design more than the Female.
9. Alph is not mentioned at all
I liked Pikmin 3.
I was glad he got into Smash.
But Sakurai could've said "Oh yeah, and Alph is back too."
At least his character video confirmed he was back.
10. People are complaining about Zero Suit's breasts shrinking
No wonder Fire Emblem Heroes was so popular.
SHE IS WEARING A TIGHT SUIT, PEOPLE!
11. People are complaining about Snake's butt shrinking
HE IS WEARING MILITARY ARMOR, PEOPLE!
12. Nobody likes my boys Dr. Mario, R.O.B., and Duck Hunt Duo
These three all were shown in the same shot.
And I think these characters are really underrated.
R.O.B. is unique, Duck Hunt Duo are adorable, and Dr. Mario is cool.
I'm glad that more and more people are starting to like Duck Hunt Duo, but R.O.B. and Dr. Mario need to be given the respect they deserve.
AND Mr. Game & Watch, Nintendo wouldn't be where they are today without him.
13. "Bayonetta ruins the game!"
Not in Ultimate, Sakurai is well aware of her overpowered-ness.
14. THE SPLATTACK REMIX
IT'S SO BAAAAAAD!
15. Green Hill Zone plays in Sonic's character video
...wait, this IS modern Sonic, right?
16. Gaur Plain plays in Shulk's character video
This one doesn't bother me all that much, I just thought You Will Know Our Names would fit more.
17. There's a new Duck Hunt remix in Duck Hunt Duo's character video
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
18. Some Pokemon stages aren't based on real locations
This one has bothered me for a WHILE.
There's no such thing as Pokemon Stadium or Poke Floats.
Or Pokemon Stadium 2.
They could have named it something other than Pokemon Stadium that looks like the stage and it would have worked.
Like Pokemon Stadium 2 could be Pokemon World Tournament.
19. There's a new Ridley remix in Ridley's character video
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
20. META KNIGHT IS NOT A VILLAIN!
So in the K. Rool trailer, we saw a heroes vs. villains thing for almost every character.
And then we saw Meta Knight as the villain.
SERIOUSLY?!
DEDEDE WOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER FIT Y'KNOW
*exhale* Okay, that's almost everything.
But I want you all to enjoy this game, and I want to enjoy it too.
It's just my inner fanboy just wants everything to be perfect, so...yeah.
It gets the best of me.
This is being the Dopest of Leafeon, and I hope you all have a fabulous day!
(Vampire Killer - Castlevania: Judgement)
*explosions and airhorns*
HEY Y'ALL WELCOME TO 2018 WHERE NOW WE HAVE SMASH ULTIMATE
THIS IS NOT A FANGAME, THIS IS LICENSED.
AND THERE ARE SOME THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME THAT TRIGGERS MY FANBOY SO LET'S GET TO IT
1. Waluigi Fans
Okay, let me ask you people a question or two:
Do you like Waluigi as a character or as a meme?
Think about it.
Would you rather have Waluigi as an Assist Trophy or not at all in the game?
Think about it.
Do you people REALLY want Waluigi in the game?
I suppose so, because you harassed Sakurai's Twitter.
2. Team Flare theme plays in Lucario's character video
You had Cynthia's theme, and you had the wild battle theme, but nope, you had to go with Team Flare.
Cynthia has a Lucario by the way!
3. Leaks
What's one of the first things Etika said when Simon was revealed.
"The leak was real!"
I get you want attention and all, but some people want to be surprised.
So do us loyal Smash fans a solid and stop.
4. The Onett theme plays in Ness' character video
You may be asking: Why is this a bad thing? Isn't Onett from EarthBound?
Yes, it is.
But it's also in EarthBound Beginnings (It's called Mother, but I'm calling it EarthBound Beginnings because it sounds cooler
), and the two had completely different themes.The one that played in Ness' trailer was the one from EarthBound Beginnings.
THERE WAS LITERALLY A REMIX OF THE THEME FROM EARTHBOUND AND THEY DIDN'T USE IT!
5. Pokemon still don't have their long-awaited shiny alternate costumes
You had one job, Game Freak.
ONE JOB.
6. "It's a port!"
It's not a port.
7. "It's not Melee!"
Why would you think it was Melee...
8. People don't like Male Robin or Corrin
Corrin, I can understand. His personality is equal to a plastic spoon.
But Robin is a fleshed-out character in my opinion, and his voice isn't annoying like Corrin's is.
And to be quite honest, I like Male Robin's design more than the Female.
9. Alph is not mentioned at all
I liked Pikmin 3.
I was glad he got into Smash.
But Sakurai could've said "Oh yeah, and Alph is back too."
At least his character video confirmed he was back.
10. People are complaining about Zero Suit's breasts shrinking
No wonder Fire Emblem Heroes was so popular.
SHE IS WEARING A TIGHT SUIT, PEOPLE!
11. People are complaining about Snake's butt shrinking
HE IS WEARING MILITARY ARMOR, PEOPLE!
12. Nobody likes my boys Dr. Mario, R.O.B., and Duck Hunt Duo
These three all were shown in the same shot.
And I think these characters are really underrated.
R.O.B. is unique, Duck Hunt Duo are adorable, and Dr. Mario is cool.
I'm glad that more and more people are starting to like Duck Hunt Duo, but R.O.B. and Dr. Mario need to be given the respect they deserve.
AND Mr. Game & Watch, Nintendo wouldn't be where they are today without him.
13. "Bayonetta ruins the game!"
Not in Ultimate, Sakurai is well aware of her overpowered-ness.
14. THE SPLATTACK REMIX
IT'S SO BAAAAAAD!
15. Green Hill Zone plays in Sonic's character video
...wait, this IS modern Sonic, right?
16. Gaur Plain plays in Shulk's character video
This one doesn't bother me all that much, I just thought You Will Know Our Names would fit more.
17. There's a new Duck Hunt remix in Duck Hunt Duo's character video
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
18. Some Pokemon stages aren't based on real locations
This one has bothered me for a WHILE.
There's no such thing as Pokemon Stadium or Poke Floats.
Or Pokemon Stadium 2.
They could have named it something other than Pokemon Stadium that looks like the stage and it would have worked.
Like Pokemon Stadium 2 could be Pokemon World Tournament.
19. There's a new Ridley remix in Ridley's character video
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
20. META KNIGHT IS NOT A VILLAIN!
So in the K. Rool trailer, we saw a heroes vs. villains thing for almost every character.
And then we saw Meta Knight as the villain.
SERIOUSLY?!
DEDEDE WOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER FIT Y'KNOW
*exhale* Okay, that's almost everything.
But I want you all to enjoy this game, and I want to enjoy it too.
It's just my inner fanboy just wants everything to be perfect, so...yeah.
It gets the best of me.
This is being the Dopest of Leafeon, and I hope you all have a fabulous day!
