A bold little n00blet was standing one day
On the doorstep of ol' Pokécharms
He gazed at the forum, gazed blankly away
And made posts at a rate that alarms
Away at the staff room, reports came in droves
Of this little new spammer's post-spree
With armblades extended, Stel Elsydeon descended
And into this n00b's ear he skree'd...
Chorus:
Grow, grow, grow a damn brain
N00b, your stupidity drives me insane
So get to rule-reading
Or else you'll be bleeding...
And pray, never post such dumb drivel again!
A warning was given, the n00b ran away
Knowing not what the heck he did wrong.
As he hadn't read the rules when he first came this way
And descriptions of boards? They're too long!
He gave them a read, but did not understand
For his neurons were not quite evolved
The rules disregarded, the SPAM flew unguarded
And again, the admins got involved...
Chorus:
Grow, grow, grow a damn brain...
More warnings were added, the n00b came to find
That he couldn't make new posts at all
I wonder what went through his minuscule mind
As inevitably he did fall.
He posted a whine where he ranted and bitched
in a smiley-ful eyesore-y thread
And then, in a flash, came the final blade-slash
And the n00b said goodbye to his head...
Chorus:
Banned, banned, epically banned
It tested their patience, and out it did run
So follow the rules,
Use your brains - don't be fools...
And you wouldn't need worry about being banned!
On the doorstep of ol' Pokécharms
He gazed at the forum, gazed blankly away
And made posts at a rate that alarms
Away at the staff room, reports came in droves
Of this little new spammer's post-spree
With armblades extended, Stel Elsydeon descended
And into this n00b's ear he skree'd...
Chorus:
Grow, grow, grow a damn brain
N00b, your stupidity drives me insane
So get to rule-reading
Or else you'll be bleeding...
And pray, never post such dumb drivel again!
A warning was given, the n00b ran away
Knowing not what the heck he did wrong.
As he hadn't read the rules when he first came this way
And descriptions of boards? They're too long!
He gave them a read, but did not understand
For his neurons were not quite evolved
The rules disregarded, the SPAM flew unguarded
And again, the admins got involved...
Chorus:
Grow, grow, grow a damn brain...
More warnings were added, the n00b came to find
That he couldn't make new posts at all
I wonder what went through his minuscule mind
As inevitably he did fall.
He posted a whine where he ranted and bitched
in a smiley-ful eyesore-y thread
And then, in a flash, came the final blade-slash
And the n00b said goodbye to his head...
Chorus:
Banned, banned, epically banned
It tested their patience, and out it did run
So follow the rules,
Use your brains - don't be fools...
And you wouldn't need worry about being banned!
