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The Magical Unicorn Land

by SylvieThePokemonTrainer

SylvieThePokemonTrainer The land of unicorns, a wonderful place! A short silly story I wrote for the Inked Hearts Annual Writers Festival! #InkedHeartsWritersFestival #InkedHearts
On a planet, glowing white and pink, a land filled with peace - Unicorn Land, where all unicorns roamed around happily, cheerful and carefree. These unicorns have never once been interrupted by ANYTHING bad, ever. They lived happy lives - being born, growing up, getting married, having kids - these unicorns all had amazing lives.

The chief unicorn, the biggest unicorn who had a large, shimmering gold mane flew up above all the unicorns and used his horn to summon up a megaphone. "ALL YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?" He bellowed through the megaphone, all unicorns stopping to look up to the chief.

"OKAY, UNICORNS! ANOTHER NEW DAY! AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, TOMORROW IS THE ECLIPSE! WE HAVE MAGICAL HORNS, AND YOU CAN SUMMON ANYTHING WITH THEM - SO TOMORROW, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THE ECLIPSE, PLEASE GET SOME SPECIAL GLASSES FOR YOUR EYES! GOODBYE!"

The chief unicorn made the megaphone disappear into a puff of smoke as he flew back down in front of his castle, padding across the pink candy grass into his castle as he sat down next to his wife and kids and watched a film with them all, spending some family time together.

Most unicorns right now were eating their breakfast - it was currently 8 am, a wake-up time for all unicorns to keep them healthy. Others were brushing their teeth or still asleep. Unicorn Land was truly a lovely, peaceful place for unicorns to live in.

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The next day, at 7 pm, the eclipse was just about to happen. The chief unicorn was up high in the air, summoning special glasses to see the eclipse for all the kid and baby unicorns who couldn't do magic just yet. All the unicorns on the planet were watching - this was truly a once in a lifetime event, as a unicorn's lifespan was only seventy days, eighty if they're extremely lucky.

All unicorns watched intensely as the moon began to very slowly make its way over the sun, all the unicorns gasping and 'ooh!'ing in excitement. However, when the moon was half-way over the sun, a figure of a rocket zoomed over the rest of the sun and did a loop the loop in the air, spinning round and round, completely out of control until it began to fall towards Unicorn Land.

Every single unicorn fled in terror except for the chief, who flew high into the air and used all the power of its mighty horn to hold back the rocket, using all of its power up very quickly, making the speedy rocket come to a halt right before it hit the terrified chief. The chief let out a sigh and floated the rocket onto the surface of Unicorn Land before floating back down.

"EVERYBODY STAY INSIDE!" The chief bellowed as it trotted towards the entrance into the rocket, peeking inside cautiously. However, what came out when he kicked down the door was completely unexpected.

A little girl charged out, flailing her arms around excitedly as she bumped into the chief unicorn's front leg, falling backwards as she gasped in awe. "Unicorn!" She squealed in amazement, jumping back up and hugging the unicorn's leg. The chief unicorn stared at the little girl uncertainly and lifted his leg up, the girl floating up into the air as she held on for dear life. "WHEE!" She cheered happily as the chief unicorn crossly waved his leg up and down, trying to shake the girl off.

The chief unicorn's face then turned into Taylor Swift as he sung: "SHAKE IT OFF! SHAKE IT OFF!" Then his face turned back to normal when the girl finally fell off, landing on her butt but still giggling hysterically. "Again! Again!" She squeaked cheerfully, trying to climb onto the chief unicorns back. The chief unicorn then got so filled up with fury he let it all out by ripping a rainbow fart, the power of it blasting him way back, away from the little girl, thank God.

But then the little girl charged at him with a giggle and tried to scrabble up onto its back. The chief unicorn let out a roar as all the unicorns watched and snickered, this little girl annoying the chief unicorn so much that he boiled up with so much furious anger that he let out such a colossal rainbow fart that he blasted off the face of Unicorn Land. All the unicorns burst out laughing, so did the little girl as the chief unicorn shrieked in a high pitched tone and fell onto Earth, in the middle of the USA.

One of the most bravest unicorns around was a strong, tall unicorn with a dark and galaxy-purple mane, known as Crusher. He was the owner of Groovy Smoothie, the local smoothie store, and he was known as Crusher because he crushed fruit to put into blenders to make smoothies. He also completely destroyed and crushed mean unicorns, sending them flying off the planet. He was like Unicorn Land's amazingly brave and powerful body guard.

Crusher stepped forward bravely and stood in front of the little girl, glaring down at her fiercely as she giggled, rolling around on the floor with laughter. "Who are you?" He demanded gruffly, stomping next to the girl to stop her laughing. It didn't work though, she was still giggling maniacally.

"I - am - Lily!" She exclaimed through giggles, eventually picking herself up from the floor and now trying to climb up onto Crusher's back by holding onto his mane. He yelped and shook his head, his mane flowing around as he tried to get the little girl to let go of his hair. "Agh! Stop it you rascal!" He growled, the girl being swung around and giggling as she clutched onto his mane even more.

Sadly, Crusher eventually got so fed up that he used his horn to levitate her in front of him before he lifted his leg back and kicked her with astonishing strength, the poor little girl screaming in amazement as she flew across the universe, landing God knows where. All the unicorns around laughed and talked about what had just happened, Crusher standing proudly as everybody applauded him.

Unicorn Land was now back to normal! The next day, Crusher was appointed as Unicorn Land's loyal body guard and chief, a title he was very proud of. Every single unicorn cheered, clapped and whistled as the priest of the land placed a large golden medal over his head and a sash reading 'Body Guard & Chief', a sash designed especially for him. Crusher did a speech, and everybody had a huge party - by huge, I mean a gigantic ginormous massive huge colossal party! It was awesome, epic, amazing, fabulous, brilliant, astonishing!

Once everybody was pooped out from all the partying, everybody rainbow farted their way back to their homes, their legs too tired from dancing to be moving. The whole planet looked like a gigantic rainbow until the gasses from the unicorn's rainbow farts dissolved into the clean air, and soon everybody was in bed, fast asleep. Unicorn Land would never be interrupted again, no way!

~The End~ #InkedHeartsWriter'sFestival
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  1. SylvieThePokemonTrainer
    SylvieThePokemonTrainer
    Yes, I do know about the strange conversations XD And yes, this IS the strangest thing I have ever written. But you have to admit, it's funny right? Especially this part:

    Sadly, Crusher eventually got so fed up that he used his horn to levitate her in front of him before he lifted his leg back and kicked her with astonishing strength, the poor little girl screaming in amazement as she flew across the universe, landing God knows where.
    Oct 3, 2017
  2. FrostCrispz
    FrostCrispz
    I give up on life. That was honestly wierder than conversations on your page. (You know the ones.)
    Oct 3, 2017
  3. FrostCrispz
    FrostCrispz
    I give up on life. That was honestly wierder than conversations on your page. (You know the ones.)
    Oct 3, 2017