So it's my 100th upload on this site, and I figured I needed to bring my A game and create my Magnum Opus. It's all downhill from here folks.
@StellarWind Elsydeon To be perfectly honest, this isn't even a .jpeg file. I got the effect by resizing the image from 500x600 to 100x120ish and back a few times, and excessive use of the sharpen tool.