This is Sonic.
SEGA hedgehog.
And I'm not plummeting into the pit of bad games to compare to you,
Because I have a revival.
Because everything says "I'LL MAKE TOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"
You don't know how to play with kids.
You ain't got no speed to prove.
Let's go, leave your bro behind.
Let's do this, SONIC STYLE!
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,
You should know by now Odyssey's off the table.
Your 1-UPs cover you for trying...
But I think you're just drunken for dying!
Now you should know that our Goombas are awesome!
Killing them would be absolute no fun.
Badniks are evil!
Badniks are heartless!
They are the bane of existence!
That's why you're here, to lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove.
Lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove.
(Small instrumental part where Sonic is easily defeating Mario)
This is where I start.
This is where you end.
If you wanna keep up with me, the you'd better try again!
'Cause I move around quick, and I will never stop again!
I won't let you hurt my franchise!
I won't let you hurt my game!
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able!
You should know that Odyssey is off the table!
I know that gold is what you're made of...
But just because of that I'm not dumb!
Now you should know that rings are more valuable than gold!
Everything that makes that up is what I am.
I am their collector!
I am their maker!
I am their immortality!
While you're all made, o-o-o-o-of, lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove...
Lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove...
But I think I'm stronger than you!
TAILS
Sonic! The island's falling down!
SONIC
Hold on! We're gonna jump!
KNUCKLES
Oh, please, I know the safest way off thi--
SONIC
KNUCKLES!
KNUCKLES
Alright, alright...
(The trio jumps off Angel Island)
SEGA hedgehog.
And I'm not plummeting into the pit of bad games to compare to you,
Because I have a revival.
Because everything says "I'LL MAKE TOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"
You don't know how to play with kids.
You ain't got no speed to prove.
Let's go, leave your bro behind.
Let's do this, SONIC STYLE!
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,
You should know by now Odyssey's off the table.
Your 1-UPs cover you for trying...
But I think you're just drunken for dying!
Now you should know that our Goombas are awesome!
Killing them would be absolute no fun.
Badniks are evil!
Badniks are heartless!
They are the bane of existence!
That's why you're here, to lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove.
Lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove.
(Small instrumental part where Sonic is easily defeating Mario)
This is where I start.
This is where you end.
If you wanna keep up with me, the you'd better try again!
'Cause I move around quick, and I will never stop again!
I won't let you hurt my franchise!
I won't let you hurt my game!
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able!
You should know that Odyssey is off the table!
I know that gold is what you're made of...
But just because of that I'm not dumb!
Now you should know that rings are more valuable than gold!
Everything that makes that up is what I am.
I am their collector!
I am their maker!
I am their immortality!
While you're all made, o-o-o-o-of, lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove...
Lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove...
But I think I'm stronger than you!
TAILS
Sonic! The island's falling down!
SONIC
Hold on! We're gonna jump!
KNUCKLES
Oh, please, I know the safest way off thi--
SONIC
KNUCKLES!
KNUCKLES
Alright, alright...
(The trio jumps off Angel Island)