HStSteveSimulation. Unfinished Buisness. Infinite. Steve, the hero of Minecraft!
And Porygon, the Virtual Pokémon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom. We're here to study their stats, movepools, and abilities to find out who would win a fight to the death!
PORYGON
I got this one! Porygon, the Virtual Pokémon is a pure Normal-Type, which means it's only weakness is Fighting-Type moves. Porygon, since it doesn't breath, has the ability to go into both cyberspace and outer space. Speaking of cyberspace, Porygon's job is to detect viruses in any electronic of any kind. Porygon' moveset for this match will be Tri Attack, a move that uses Water, Fire, and Lightning, Recover, which restores health, Psybeam, shooting a beam of psychic energy, and its signature move, Zap Cannon. Porygon's stats, on the other hand, are decent at the most. Special Attack at 85, Special Defense at 75, Defense at 70, HP at 65, Attack at 60...and a terrible Speed stat of 45. Another weakness that Porygon has is technical limitations. Porygon was designed to only make basic movements, but when it evolves using the Up-Grade, it can become more advanced. Leafy?
STEVE
Steve is a smart guy. He is capable of defeating anybody at all, even his own allies, and will have the full diamond set for this match. Which means he will use the Diamond Helmet, Chestplate, Leggings, Boots, Sword, Pickaxe, Axe, Shovel, and...Hoe? But that doesn't matter. Anyway, Steve is capable of using Creative Mode. Creative Mode is a thing used to help Steve fly, and build anything he wants. However, to activate Creative Mode, Steve must manipulate cyberspace and change the game mode. Without Creative Mode, Steve will be equipped with 64 Dirt, 64 Cobblestone, and 64 Snow blocks. Steve will not be allowed to summon Iron or Snow Golems during this fight, too. Steve can also do Enderpearl combos, where he throws a bunch of Enderpearls at once and uses his sword to attack without the opponent seeing it coming. I think that's all. Let's get to it!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched. It's time to see which side is better. But first, who gets the home stage? Rotom!
Porygon
> Steve
Alright, this battle will take place in Minecraft!
Steve: (walks) ...
Porygon: Pory? (Sees Steve) Porygon! (Thinks Steve is the virus)
Steve: ! (Pulls out sword)
Ready! FIGHT!
Steve: ! (Slashes Porygon)
(Porygon gets hit)
Porygon: Pory! (Uses Tri Attack)
Steve: !!! (Takes 3 hearts of damage)
Porygon: (Uses Psybeam)
Steve: (Deflects with sword)
Porygon: Pory! (Takes damage)
Steve: (grabs enderpearls)
Porygon: (uses Tri Attack)
(Enderpearls teleport him just in time)
Steve: (does Enderpearl combo)
The Wild Porygon Fainted!
Steve: (puts sword back)
K.O.!
What?! Actually, you made a reasonable arguement.
THAT is an accurate statement. Porygon able to detect Steve's weaknesses, but it wasn't enough. Porygon is poor in both Special Defense and Defense, so it only took a couple of turns for Steve to beat Porygon. Porygon did good, just not good enough.
The winner is Steve.
Hey! You there! Get a sneak peek of the next Video Games Vs. Pokémon!
(There is one grassy figure with a dragon's stance)
(It has blades on its wrists)
SCEPTILE
Coming Soon...
And Porygon, the Virtual Pokémon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom. We're here to study their stats, movepools, and abilities to find out who would win a fight to the death!
PORYGON
I got this one! Porygon, the Virtual Pokémon is a pure Normal-Type, which means it's only weakness is Fighting-Type moves. Porygon, since it doesn't breath, has the ability to go into both cyberspace and outer space. Speaking of cyberspace, Porygon's job is to detect viruses in any electronic of any kind. Porygon' moveset for this match will be Tri Attack, a move that uses Water, Fire, and Lightning, Recover, which restores health, Psybeam, shooting a beam of psychic energy, and its signature move, Zap Cannon. Porygon's stats, on the other hand, are decent at the most. Special Attack at 85, Special Defense at 75, Defense at 70, HP at 65, Attack at 60...and a terrible Speed stat of 45. Another weakness that Porygon has is technical limitations. Porygon was designed to only make basic movements, but when it evolves using the Up-Grade, it can become more advanced. Leafy?
STEVE
Steve is a smart guy. He is capable of defeating anybody at all, even his own allies, and will have the full diamond set for this match. Which means he will use the Diamond Helmet, Chestplate, Leggings, Boots, Sword, Pickaxe, Axe, Shovel, and...Hoe? But that doesn't matter. Anyway, Steve is capable of using Creative Mode. Creative Mode is a thing used to help Steve fly, and build anything he wants. However, to activate Creative Mode, Steve must manipulate cyberspace and change the game mode. Without Creative Mode, Steve will be equipped with 64 Dirt, 64 Cobblestone, and 64 Snow blocks. Steve will not be allowed to summon Iron or Snow Golems during this fight, too. Steve can also do Enderpearl combos, where he throws a bunch of Enderpearls at once and uses his sword to attack without the opponent seeing it coming. I think that's all. Let's get to it!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched. It's time to see which side is better. But first, who gets the home stage? Rotom!
Porygon
> Steve
Alright, this battle will take place in Minecraft!
Steve: (walks) ...
Porygon: Pory? (Sees Steve) Porygon! (Thinks Steve is the virus)
Steve: ! (Pulls out sword)
Ready! FIGHT!
Steve: ! (Slashes Porygon)
(Porygon gets hit)
Porygon: Pory! (Uses Tri Attack)
Steve: !!! (Takes 3 hearts of damage)
Porygon: (Uses Psybeam)
Steve: (Deflects with sword)
Porygon: Pory! (Takes damage)
Steve: (grabs enderpearls)
Porygon: (uses Tri Attack)
(Enderpearls teleport him just in time)
Steve: (does Enderpearl combo)
The Wild Porygon Fainted!
Steve: (puts sword back)
K.O.!
What?! Actually, you made a reasonable arguement.
THAT is an accurate statement. Porygon able to detect Steve's weaknesses, but it wasn't enough. Porygon is poor in both Special Defense and Defense, so it only took a couple of turns for Steve to beat Porygon. Porygon did good, just not good enough.
The winner is Steve.
Hey! You there! Get a sneak peek of the next Video Games Vs. Pokémon!
(There is one grassy figure with a dragon's stance)
(It has blades on its wrists)
SCEPTILE
Coming Soon...