The Late Random Death Battles: Silver Sonic Vs. Bass

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THE LATE RANDOM DEATH BATTLES

(Silver Sonic is rocketing across The Death Egg)
(For True Story starts playing)
(Bass sees Silver Sonic)
Bass: !
Silver Sonic: ... (rockets towards Bass)
Bass: Looks like I've had a change of plans. (readies Buster)
Go for broke! ENGAGE!
Bass: (shoots his Buster)
Silver Sonic: (goes into spindash and deflects all bullets)
Bass: Charge Shot! (does charge shot)
Silver Sonic: (is hit but doesn't flinch)
Bass: Crap!
Silver Sonic: (goes into spindash again and launches)
(Bass is launched into the air)
Silver Sonic: (needles go out of spindash and target Bass)
(Treble takes the hit)
Bass: Thanks Treble! Let's do this! (becomes Super Bass and flies towards Silver Sonic)
Silver Sonic: (goes into ball)
Bass: (kicks into wall)
Egg Pawn: ?
Silver Sonic: (gets dented)
Bass: (does kick air combo)
(Silver Sonic's Chaos Emerald socket opens)
Bass: (takes it out and throws at him)
(somehow gets thrown right back in)
Silver Sonic: (spindashes and needles come out)
Bass: (shoots buster)
(needles and pellets collide)
Bass: (swiftly flies towards Silver Sonic)
Silver Sonic: ! (rockets away)
Egg Pawn: (runs to contact Eggman)
Eggman: What? Silver Sonic's being attacked? Oh, I never needed that hunk of junk anyway.
Wily: Is he fighting Bass.
Egg Pawn: (nods)
Wily: Couldn't care less.
Silver Sonic: !
Bass: What?
Silver Sonic: (punches Bass)
Bass: (grabs hand and throws on ground)
(Chaos Emerald socket opens again)
Bass: (grabs Chaos Emerald)
(Silver Sonic shuts down)
K.O.!
Bass: ... (puts emerald back in) Hey, you okay?
Silver Sonic: ?
Bass: Uh, anyway, these birdbrains called us worthless!
Wily: What? No we did not!
Bass: Yes you DID!
Silver Sonic: >
Eggman: Uh...run!
(Wily and Eggman run away)
Bass: Get 'em! (runs)
Silver Sonic: (rockets)

This Death Battle's winner is...
Bass!
(Bass teleports out)