Salty Sandwich: A Team Chimera Story

Shadara: Hey boss, we made you a sandwich.
Jason: Yeah, we put a lotta effort into it, so don't--
John: I don't like it.
Jason: ...what?
John: I don't like it.
Shadara: What do you mean you don't like it?
John: It means I don't like it, go get me another one.
Jason: Uhh, yes sir!
Fanta: You sure you wanna do this, boss?
John: Eh, I wanna see the look on their faces.
Shadara: YA LIKE MAYO?!
Jason: BOSS NO LIKE MAYO!
John: I liek mayo
Jason: HE LIKES MAYO.
Shadara: YA WANT HAM?!
John: I no like ham.
Jason: HE DOESN'T LIKE HAM.
Shadara: WE FINISHED.
Jason: TOPPED WITH EXTRA SALT.
John: What?
Jason: (head goes insane) BECAUSE WE'RE SO F*CKIN' MAD!!!
Shadara: HE MUST LIEK IT
Jason: WE DON'T KNOW IF HE LIKES IT.
Shadara: OH.
John: (TF2 Heavy eating noise) I liek it
Shadara: HE LIKES IT!
Jason: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
John: Now go get me some Ice Cream!
Jason and Shadara: YES SIR!
Fanta: Uh...boss?
@Eeveechu151
I don't know the other grunt names, maybe you could get them.
Hope you like it tho!