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ASSAULT!!: POOCHYENA barks into ASSAULT!!

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 Y'all thought I was gonna do Graystripe? I'm a big troll.
ASSAULT!!
When it comes to evil Pokemon, there isn't much to work with.
Sure, there's the classic evil team, which has evolved over the years.
Unless you're Game Freak trying to attempt how gangsters talk and move. *cough cough* TEAM SKULL *cough *cough*.
Since the beginning, there has been Zubat and Rattata for shadies.
But throughout every generation introduced a new evil non-legendary Pokemon. And then, the Hoenn region was discovered.
Brendan and May began their new adventure together, and the first Pokemon they had ever experienced, was none other than the good ol' original: Poochyena. Also known as the Bite Pokemon. Pure Dark-Type by the way.
Brendan was tasked with choosing one of three starter Pokemon: Mudkip, Torchic, or girl-stealing Treecko. None of you except for maybe @Splashfur got that one.
Sadly...it was only a Level 2 Poochyena.
At least the leaders of both Team Magma and Team Aqua took ownership of one, and if became the classic use of an evil Pokemon. Gaining its even more evil form: Mightyena.
Don't be mistaken though. It's still pretty weak.
WEAK?! Are you kidding?! This thing is so EVIL, it eats ANYTHING it finds! You come by a Poochyena? Dead. Come by a Mightyena...you know your life is about to end.
Not to mention its impressive sense of smell! Poochyena can smell things from far away, and will chase it down until it is fed with what it wants.
Pretty dark if you ask me. It should form an alliance with Darkrai. Those two would be the perfect team!
You know what...(goes to computer and opens up game making software)
Are...you okay?
Done!
Wha...
Poochyena and Darkrai: Nightmare Team.
Just wait until you get sued by Game Freak.
I gave them all the credit. Oh look, my first hundred buys...
BOI!
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