Pokeskits: Pokeskits: The Spot for Smash

CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Ho-Oh
P3> Noecalg
P4> Noerbmu

PRESS START

"The Spot for Smash"
(the squad is watching TV)
(Noecalg crashes through wall)
Noecalg: GUYSGUYSGUYS!
Leafeon: What?
Noecalg: SMASH FOR SWITCH WAS ANNOUNCED!
All: Ooh...
Noecalg: I KNOW! But I also have bad news.
Ho-Oh: What?
Noecalg: Mewtwo is dead.
Leafeon: Yeah, we know that.
Noecalg: That means the amount of Pokemon that are going to be in Smash is reduced to 5 instead of 6.
Leafeon: Continue?
Noecalg: There's new fighter tryouts being held in Lumiose City.
Ho-Oh: That's not bad news! This could be a huge opportunity for us!
Noecalg: Oh. Yaaay!
Leafeon: Come on! We gotta get outta here before the line fills up!
*le dash away*

LE TRANSITION
Noerbmu: Alright! Time to play some Fortnite: Battle Royale! But I don't have any friends, so I'll just play squad fill...
(Ninja appears in squad)
Noerbmu: ...no...I need to get my eyes checked...
Ninja: Oi.
Noerbmu: Uh, do you happen to be THE Ninja?
Ninja: Yeah man. Just casually playing some Fortnite.
Noerbmu: Casual, huh?
Ninja: Yeah man.
Noerbmu: You sure you're the real Ninja?
Ninja: Yeah man.
Noerbmu: Pineapple or pen?
Ninja: Pineapple.
Noerbmu: *le gasp* It IS you!

LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: Oh boy! Imagine! Leafeon, in the next Smash Bros.!
Ho-Oh: Look! There they are!
Noecalg: Pikachu! Charizard! Jigglypuff! Lucario! Greninja!
All: WOOO!
Pikachu: Sup, beaches? Today, we're goin' to be trying out some Pokemon for the new Smash, since Mewtwo died and stuff.
Charizard: You guys better not disappoint us...
Lucario: You guys don't have good manners! First up is...Alakazam!
(Montage intensifies)
Lucario: Zekrom!
Gyarados!
Incineroar!
Chesnaught!
Infernape!
Leafeon!
Jigglypuff: Okay, "Leafeon", tell us a little bit about yourself.
Leafeon: Uh, no problem. I come from an Eevee ninja clan and know Z-Jitsu!
Pikachu: And why should we put you in the next Smash?
Leafeon: Because Smash doesn't have any Grass-Types, nor does it has an Eeveelution...
Charizard: Interesting...
Greninja: Alright Leafeon, you're in our Top 10!
Leafeon: Yesss!
(Noecalg and Ho-Oh go)
Noecalg: Alright, they did my interview!
Ho-Oh: Sweet! That makes all of us.
Pikachu: Okay, our last Pokemon for the day is...Decidueye!
Decidueye: Uh, I'm not ugly like Incineroar and Primarina I guess?
All: ...YOU'RE IN!
Pikachu: Welcome to the squad, Decidueye!
Charizard: You seem like the perfect fit.
Lucario: You'll do well in Smash.
Jigglypuff: Congrats!
Greninja: I bet you'll soar higher than Fox.
Leafeon: Well, that's dumb.
Noecalg: Wait, they're holding a Pokeball Pokemon tryout tomorrow!
All: SWEET!

LE TRANSITION
Noerbmu: How did I get to such a high level that I would be playing with THE Ninja?
Ninja: I dunno. Not my problem. Anyway, we should probably start playing, because we've isolated ourselves in a metal fort and we can't get out unless someone shoots us.
Noerbmu: Wait a minute...another duo's surrounding us!
Ninja: Alright, on my mark, we Harvest Tool outta here and take them ourselves! 3, 2, 1, NOW!
(they break out and shoot the two)
You team placed #1
Noerbmu: EEEEEYES! WOOP WOOP, WOOP WOOOOOOOP!
Ninja: Okay, I get it. Anyway, Machoke's gonna go interview me again. Gtg!
Noerbmu: Bye!
Leafeon: Hey Noerbmu! Whatcha doin'?
Noerbmu: Just casually playing some Fortnite.

I know this was kind of a short episode, but I needed to make something to quench your thirst for Pokeskits. I know that kinda sounds like Beautiful Girl, but again, I do need to make the next part Lost Soul, so...