CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> LEAFEON
P2> MEW-
Wait. Gen 4 has passed, we use lowercase letters now.
CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
PRESS START
Leafeon: Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
Mewtwo: Sure!
Leafeon: Why are there only legendaries here?
Ho-Oh: I dunno, you're the luckiest guy on Earth?
Leafeon: You're one to talk.
Mewtwo: Let's go look for a non-legendary to join our crew.
Later...
Leafeon: Welp, we've looked everywhere. There's no sign of anyone.
Ho-Oh: Sometimes, the best people lie UNDERGROUND!
Leafeon: That works.
Mewtwo: (uses psychic energy to lift ground)
Leafeon: You know, we could probably make a floating island with that skill.
Ho-Oh: Hey! I found something!
Mewtwo: It's a disc.
Ho-Oh: And it slides open! (slides open)
(reveals entire room)
Leafeon: Woah...
Ho-Oh: But wait! There's more!
Leafeon: BILLY MAYS HERE!
Ho-Oh: No, look! It's a sword!
Mewtwo: Um, no. I am NOT touching that. (pushes it away)
Aegislash: AH! What? WHAT?! The war! Is the war over?
Ho-Oh: What war?
Aegislash: I would run away right now, but 1) I don't have legs and 2) having people with amnesia in RPs are hard to deal with. So I'll spare you the experience.
Everyone: Thanks!
Aegislash: Remember kids, only YOU can stop edgy characters in RP!
Ho-Oh: Who are you talking to?
Aegislash: No one.
Mewtwo: So, why are you here?
Aegislash: Well, *ahem* there was a great war and I died so they put me here to stay alive! ^_^
Leafeon: Ookay. Welcome to the crew I guess.
AEGISLASH JOINED THE PARTY!
Ho-Oh: So...now what?
Mewtwo: (Death Battle theme)
Leafeon: Mewtwo...are...you ok?
Mewtwo: (Death Battle theme intensifies)
Ho-Oh: Run. (flies away)
Leafeon: (runs away)
(Leafeon and Ho-Oh get forced back)
Leafeon: No, no no no!
Mewtwo: For decades, people have always wondered which one of the Pokeskits crew was the best. And now, we're settling it--
Ho-Oh: (slaps) (says in Heavy voice) No!
Aegislash: --on the battlefield, once and for all!
Leafeon: Oh god, please, no...
Mewtwo and Aegislash: Oh yes!
Later...
Cresselia: Stop. Just...stop.
Leafeon: Okay, mayyyybe it wasn't Pokken this time.
P1> LEAFEON
P2> MEW-
Wait. Gen 4 has passed, we use lowercase letters now.
CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
PRESS START
Leafeon: Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
Mewtwo: Sure!
Leafeon: Why are there only legendaries here?
Ho-Oh: I dunno, you're the luckiest guy on Earth?
Leafeon: You're one to talk.
Mewtwo: Let's go look for a non-legendary to join our crew.
Later...
Leafeon: Welp, we've looked everywhere. There's no sign of anyone.
Ho-Oh: Sometimes, the best people lie UNDERGROUND!
Leafeon: That works.
Mewtwo: (uses psychic energy to lift ground)
Leafeon: You know, we could probably make a floating island with that skill.
Ho-Oh: Hey! I found something!
Mewtwo: It's a disc.
Ho-Oh: And it slides open! (slides open)
(reveals entire room)
Leafeon: Woah...
Ho-Oh: But wait! There's more!
Leafeon: BILLY MAYS HERE!
Ho-Oh: No, look! It's a sword!
Mewtwo: Um, no. I am NOT touching that. (pushes it away)
Aegislash: AH! What? WHAT?! The war! Is the war over?
Ho-Oh: What war?
Aegislash: I would run away right now, but 1) I don't have legs and 2) having people with amnesia in RPs are hard to deal with. So I'll spare you the experience.
Everyone: Thanks!
Aegislash: Remember kids, only YOU can stop edgy characters in RP!
Ho-Oh: Who are you talking to?
Aegislash: No one.
Mewtwo: So, why are you here?
Aegislash: Well, *ahem* there was a great war and I died so they put me here to stay alive! ^_^
Leafeon: Ookay. Welcome to the crew I guess.
AEGISLASH JOINED THE PARTY!
Ho-Oh: So...now what?
Mewtwo: (Death Battle theme)
Leafeon: Mewtwo...are...you ok?
Mewtwo: (Death Battle theme intensifies)
Ho-Oh: Run. (flies away)
Leafeon: (runs away)
(Leafeon and Ho-Oh get forced back)
Leafeon: No, no no no!
Mewtwo: For decades, people have always wondered which one of the Pokeskits crew was the best. And now, we're settling it--
Ho-Oh: (slaps) (says in Heavy voice) No!
Aegislash: --on the battlefield, once and for all!
Leafeon: Oh god, please, no...
Mewtwo and Aegislash: Oh yes!
Later...
Cresselia: Stop. Just...stop.
Leafeon: Okay, mayyyybe it wasn't Pokken this time.
