Pokeskits: The Fractured Fourth Wall (Series Finale)

CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Aegislash
P5> Rotom
P6> Noecalg
P7> Noerbmu
P8> Cloud

PRESS START

"The Fractured Fourth Wall"
Leafeon: Okay Cloud, kick the baby!
Cloud: Don't kick the baby!
Leafeon: (kicks)
Kangaskhan Kid: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Leafeon: That's one babysitting job done.
Cloud: You could've just killed him.
Leafeon: Too bad.
Mewtwo: Guys! Bad news! We've reached our 20th episode!
Ho-Oh: How is that a bad thing? I'm surprised we put in the work to make it to 20 episodes.
Leafeon: 20 episodes is nothing to celebrate about.
Mewtwo: No! Remember? All the way back in that episode where Ho-Oh as making Doodlebob noises?
Leafeon: Oh, you mean Troll-Face Phoenix?
Ho-Oh: I had fun messing around with you.
Cloud: Remember that episode where you and Noecalg tried to win over Glaceon by playing Fist Bump?
Noecalg: We don't speak of that episode!
Leafeon: Remember that episode where Ho-Oh had a crush on Suicune, but then he realized she was his daughter?
All: HAHAHHAHA
Ho-Oh: Love and War wasn't a bad episode...
Mewtwo: Guys! That's not the subject!
Noerbmu: Remember when you guys went kart racing?
Aegislash: Leafeon Kart was the best!
Noecalg: Remember when I had my very own episode about cloning myself and taking over the world?
Leafeon: Hey guys wassup?
All: HAHAHAHAHA
Ho-Oh: Remember the Spookeskits marathon?
Leafeon: Those were good times.
Mewtwo: THAT'S NOT THE SUBJECT! Leafeon, Cresselia warned you that the people of the outer realms will come to haunt you on Pokeskits' 20th episode!
Leafeon: What?
Ho-Oh: ...oh dear.
Machoke: THIS JUST IN, A PORTAL HAS APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE! HORRIBLE BEASTS ARE COMING OUT OF IT! AAAAHHHH!
All: AAAAHHHH!
Mewtwo: They're coming to the tower! All of them!
All: AAAAAHHHH!
*ding!*
All: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Aegislash: Stay away, you foul beasts!
Jason: Since when were we foul?
Trenton: I don't know. I think we're humans. In the matrix.
Sam: Doubt it. We've been humans all this time.
Pain: Let's just...bring them back to our world and introduce them!
Jason: Ultras, GO!
Sam: I said we never agreed on that name!
LE TRANSITION
(Title Theme - Kirby's Epic Yarn)
Jason: Welcome to the outerrealm! A.k.a., human Earth!
Cloud3: Oh hey, you brought back the gang!
Cloud: What the heck? You sound exactly like me!
Cloud3: That's probably because it was my idea to create you, and I voice you!
Cloud: Whoa...
Ho-Oh: Can you do them?
Sam: Do what?
Ho-Oh: Say it...
Sam: Say what?
Ho-Oh: SAY IT...
Sam: ME HOY MENOY MENOY!!!
Ho-Oh: Aha. Ahaha.
Mewtwo: You sound smarter than me, and no one's smarter than me!
Trenton: That's because my brain power is parallel to yours.
Mewtwo: Oh yeah? How many volts are in Claus' lightning saber?
Trenton: Gotta blast! *pew!*
Pain: I'm so underrated...
Aegislash: No you're not! You're popular!
Pain: Maybe you are, not me.
Aegislash: Then we both are.
Both: *le sob*
S&M: I'm S&M!
Noerbmu: Why can't you call yourself Noerbmu like me?
S&M: Well, S& is short for Sun & Moon, which is my Matrix username!
Noerbmu: Cool! Do you live in Negro Forest?
S&M: Well...technically, I do. Wanna go play Fortnite and eat Doritos!
Noerbmu: YEE!
Both: *le dash away*
Cole: Name's Cole.
Noecalg: That sounds like a name for someone who's a Rock-Type?
Cole: Whoa whoa whoa, let's not go talking about celebrities now...
Noecalg: Why? Oh no...
Kool-Aid Man: (crashes through wall) OH YEAH!!!
Cole: Please. Keep your mouth and powers inside the building at all times.
Noecalg: Noted.
Jason: You haven't even met the squad yet! That's Emily, John, Eon, Silas, Kyu, Alo, Riolu, 33v33, Wolfy, Nova, aaaand Marx!
Marx: GGRRRRRRAAAAAH--*fart*
Trenton: I know a few people! Monika, Ai...that's about it. Don't tell Monika about Ai, though...
Mewtwo: What?
Jason: Anyway, I'm sure you've heard of those outerrealm guys?
Leafeon: Yeah, we thought they were--
Cole: They're not us. They're zombies.
Kabutops: Brainz :3
Aerodactyl: Brainz :3
Noecalg: Weren't those guys from--
Sam: No time for Pokemon Movie references.
Ho-Oh: ...okay.
Leafeon: We're gonna need a lot of firepower to take them on.
Jason: I think the sky's turning red.
Trenton: You know what this means?
Mewtwo: NO.
Trenton: YES.
Both: WAFFLE SHOOTER 3.0!!!
Jason: I have a Bob-omb RPG!
Sam: I have drawing skills!
Cloud3: I've got a Diamond Sword!
Cole: And me...! Present!
Mewtwo: Ho-Oh and I will take the skies!
Noecalg: I'll freeze the water so we can travel across!
Leafeon: I think I can summon Cresselia...?
Aegislash: Hey, isn't that Trenevant from that one Spookeskits episode?
Cloud: Another one?
Noerbmu: I'll pull a D. Va and grab this here shotgun!
S&M: That's my girl! *le high five*
Aerodactyl: Ooh, you've discovered us.
Jason: Who are you?
Kabutops: Duh. I'm Kabutops, that's Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl: We've been watching you all this time. We saw you kill Trenevant, travel through the Library of Monsters, and watch you get lectured by Tiki and play Fire Emblem, we even watched your race on Rainbow Road!
Leafeon: We should do that again sometime.
Kabutops: Anyway, we're here to summon the universe's greatest threats and put them against you!
Aerodactyl: Good luck! Hah!
Kabutops: Rectangulum Trectangulum, Osphius Morphius, Robloxius Minecraftis! ENTERNAL EPHORIUM!
Leafeon: That's a lot of legendaries.
Autumn: Don't forget me!
Leafeon: Oh, you. Great.
Mewtwos: And us!
Mewtwo: How did you--what?
Aerodactyl: And don't think we're finished! We're going to summon every cover legendary to date, in their most powerful form!
Kabutops: And as a bonus, we'll be taking John and Emily!
John: Why us?
Aerodactyl: Because you're going to be a lot more useful than any of these guys.
Autumn: Hey! I heard that!
Leafeon: Let's take the fight to them!
Noecalg: Wait! Hang on! (taps button on watch)
Fire Noecalg: I AM PROTO, I AM ANGRY!!!!!!!
Noecalg2: Hey, did you summon me?
Noecalg: Yes I did.
Noecalg2: Oh, you...
Normal Noecalg: This better be worth it. I've got plans.
Rock Noecalg: Like what?
Normal: Take off my head, dribble it like a basketball, then put my head back on.
Leafeon: Okay, NOW let's take the fight to them!
(Dialga's Fight to the Finish! - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky)
Noecalg: Let's do this! (skates on ground with Noecalg2)
(Primal Kyogre breaks the ice)
Noecalg: Brace for impact!
Mewtwo: I've dealt with you once, there's no Alexa to stop me now! (Mega Evolves and uses Psystrike)
Ho-Oh: Nice Mega Evolution! OW! (gets tackled by evil Ho-Oh) Fine then! (uses Cut)
Cloud: WAFFLE SHOOTER!
Cloud3: WOOOO!
(Waffle Shooter shoots a bunch of waffles at Lugia)
Cloud: Who's up for a game of Duck Hunt?
Groudon: (roars)
Leafeon: How do I deal with you...oh! I know!
Groudon: (breathes fire)
Leafeon: (blasts ice to fire and climbs the ice and slowly freezes every lava part of Groudon)
(Groudon freezes)
Leafeon: (uses Frenzy Plant to finish it off) Oh my god, I'm tired.
Aegislash: (slices Autumn)
Autumn: (Fire Punches Aegislash)
Aegislash: (shields and uses Shadow Claw)
Aerodactyl: How are they doing this?
Kabutops: I dunno, but they're taking out all of them!
Noecalg: Looks like Kyogre is all tied up! Next!
Ho-Oh: Ho-Oh just got ROASTEEEED!
Cloud: Lugia got waffled! *le high five*
Noerbmu: Darn, we never got to take one out...
S&M: Ah! Mewtwo!
Mewtwo3: Rar :3
*BANG!*
Noerbmu: That was oddly satisfying.
Leafeon: Okay, zombie Pokemon, we're not going to kill you. However...
Cresselia: It's-a-me! *le seal away*
Kabutops: I NEVER GOT TO TRY OUT FORTNITE...
Aerodactyl: I NEVER GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT A DORITO TASTED LIKE...
Cresselia: Done and done! Later Leafeon!
Leafeon: Bye!
(Everything returns to normal)
Jason: Well, I guess this is goodbye.
Leafeon: I'll always know I have someone as handsome as you as my real-life counterpart.
Jason: Ayyy!
Noerbmu: I'll never forget that shot...
S&M: Me neither...
Ho-Oh and Sam: *le shrug*
Leafeon: Byyyye!
Jason: Byyyyye!
Leafeon: Well, that's the end of that.
Ho-Oh: NOT YET!
Leafeon: Why did you--
Ho-Oh: IF YOU GIVE THIS WORK 10 LIKES, POKESKITS WILL CONTINUE IN A SEASON 2!!!
Leafeon: So loud...
Why did I end this? Simple. Because it had way too little plot, everything happened so quickly, there are too many characters, and it was weird to think this could fit into a cartoon. There are many more reasons, but I feel like it was just biased overall. But if you wanna see more, be my guest.