CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> LEAFEON
P2> MEWTWO
P3> HO-OH
P4> AEGISLASH
PRESS START
Mewtwo: I brought you all here today to witness for the very first time...the button!
...
Leafeon: Um...okay? What does it do?
Mewtwo: Why, it is a button!
Ho-Oh: Yeah? So?
Mewtwo: Buttons are cool! Come with me, and I will take you through a magical journey through the land of culture!
Aegislash: Alright then. Let us venture into the world of--
PORTAL MONTAGE INTENSIFIES
Aegislash: --culture.
Soldier: Alert face maggots! Stand at attention!
(everyone salutes)
Leafeon: What is this place?
Mewtwo: I don't know!
Scout: You have GOT to be kidding!
Ho-Oh: This ain't normal man, this ain't normal...
Aegislash: Uh...PUNCH IT, B!
Mewtwo: AH! (presses button)
(portal opens up)
Heavy: Wait! You haven't seen my guns!
Mewtwo: In!
Leafeon: In!
Ho-Oh: Not in...okay now I'm in!
Aegislash: In!
Mewtwo: (closes portal)
Ho-Oh: This is so disappointing! I wanted an actual fun ride through these portals!
Leafeon: Woo-hoo! I'm FLYIN'!
(everyone gets through the portal)
Leafeon: Oof! Not flying anymore...
Aegislash: It looks...peaceful.
Pinkie Pie: Look! Newbies!
Everyone: (freaked out face) Punch it. b!
Mewtwo: (presses button and it opens up portal)
Leafeon: In!
Mewtwo: In!
Aegislash: Not in! And I mean it this time!
Pinkie Pie: Wait We haven't gotten to part yet! (pulls Aegislash back out)
Ho-Oh: I've got you! (uses Will-O-Wisp)
Pinkie Pie: My eyes!
Aegislash: In!
Ho-Oh: In!
Mewtwo: Whew...that was close...
Leafeon: Imagine the paradoxes if we had stayed in those universes...
Ho-Oh: I think we've scarred that...girl for life though...
Aegislash: I'd rather not talk about it.
Mewtwo: Next universe!
(they all get out of the portals)
Crazy Dave: who are you guys? OHMIGOSH IT'S A ROGUE PLANT!
Leafeon: What? Are you talking to me?
Crazy Dave: (digs in ground)
Leafeon: Hey! Let me go!
THE ZOMBIES...ARE COMING...
Leafeon: (uses Razor Leaf) Phew... (gets out of ground) Punch it, b!
Mewtwo: (presses button that opens portal) In!
Leafeon: (runs) In!
Ho-Oh: In!
Aegislash: Hopefully in for realz this time!
Leafeon: I don't EVER want flashbacks of being planted in the ground...
Ho-Oh: Yep, that's abuse where we come from.
Everyone: Yeah...
Mewtwo: So, I did some research...and our first destination was called Team Fortress 2, our second My Little Pony, our third Plants Vs. Zombies...
Leafeon: Why should we care?
Mewtwo: I dunno. So we could go there again, I guess?
Ho-Oh: I don't think I'd want to go to a place where red and blu people are forced to fight, where female ponies take over, or where Leafeon wants to get planted on the ground.
Everyone: True...
Mewtwo: Oo! Here comes our fourth universe!
(everyone gets out of the portal)
Leafeon: I'm always gonna miss flying...
(dubstep music plays)
Robin: Titans, GO!
Leafeon: What is this place?
Ho-Oh: Nowhere we should be.
Beast Boy: Yo, dudes! There are some animals up in here! I can turns into ALLA yas!
Aegislash: Come again?
Cyborg: IT'S TIME TO GET PARTYIN' UP IN HERE! WOO!
Ho-Oh: Seriously! Punch it, b!
Mewtwo: (presses button that opens portal) In!
Ho-Oh: Puh-LEASE get me in there!
Aegislash: In!
Leafeon: In!
(portal closes)
Leafeon: What was that called?
Mewtwo: Appearantly, it's called...Teen Titans GO...
Ho-Oh: Ugh, sounds like a TV show with tons of dislikes and terrible animation.
Mewtwo: Let's NOT talk about a TV show with tons of dislikes and terrible animation! Next universe!
(they all go through portal)
(Ho-Oh lands on Leafeon's head)
Leafeon: Oof!
Mewtwo: Yo! I have my armor again!
Leafeon: I'm red and I have a spring on my back...
Ho-Oh: I'm yellow and I can split my body into pieces...
Aegislash: I'm just a robot...
MEGA MEWTWO
EASY
>HARD
(Mewtwo spawns in)
Mewtwo: What's this thing... (shoots Mega Buster) Yo!
(keeps shooting until end of stage)
METAL MAN
(Aegislash's meter fills up)
Mewtwo: Aegislash?
Aegislash: Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: (shoots with Mega Buster) pwnd
NEW POWER-UP
DUAL CHOP
Later...
(Yellow Ho-Oh gets defeated)
Mewtwo: WOO!
Leafeon: Hello. Why am I a dog?
RUSHEON JOINED YOU
Later...
Mewtwo: Alright, it's time for the sickest beats: Wily Castle!
Leafeon: Too bad, we don't have someone to play the part as Wily...wait...
Rotom: HAHAHA!
Leafeon: Nuuu ;-;
Mewtwo: Let's go to the future where I can become Mega Mewtwo X!
Leafeon: Ha! I get it! But, no, we don't have anyone to play Zero.
Everyone: Hmm...
Ho-Oh: Nyeh, just punch it, B.
(they all go through the portal)
Ho-Oh: I don't EVER want to be yellow again...it's...disturbing...
Leafeon: I don't want to be portrayed as a dog!
Aegislash: I had limitations as a robot... *sniff*
Ho-Oh: Where to next?
A bunch of universes later...
(they travel to the Overwatch universe)
(a portal opens up from Team Fortress 2, and Scout comes out)
(Tracer and Scout start dueling)
(The gang shrugs)
(Then they travel to the Mario universe)
(Ho-Oh gets mistaken for the angry sun and Mario's scared)
(Everyone looks at Ho-Oh)
(Ho-Oh shrugs)
(They travel to the Xenoblade Chronicles universe)
(Leafeon stalks Shulk and Fiona, being the shipper he is)
(Everyone looks at Leafeon like he's a creep)
(They travel to the Spongebob universe)
(They drown)
(Before they did, though, they did say "Punch it, b!")
(They travel to the LEGO Ninjago universe)
(They're still trying to figure out how to move their arms horizontally...)
(They travel to the Yo-Kai Watch universe)
(They look at their Yo-Kai medals like they know someone's watching them...)
(They travel to the Fairy Tail universe)
(As soon as they see Natsu, they go back in the portal)
Mewtwo: Okay, I think this one should take us home...
Leafeon: If this isn't home I will snap your neck...
(they all get out of the portal)
Mewtwo: Phew. We're home. Just in time for night. Have a good one, guys!
Leafeon: Night...
Ho-Oh: Night...
Aegislash: Knight!? Where?!
Leafeon: Just go to bed, Aeg...
Crazy Dave: Get back here!
Scout: You have GOT to be kidding! UGH!
Pinkie Pie: Hey! I'm still here!
Shulk: I'm really feelin' it!
Natsu: Hehehehehe...
Cyborg: Woo WOO!
Rotom: (creates Genesect)
Lloyd: Just JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN
Tracer: Don't worry loves! Cavalry's 'ere!
Heavy: Heavy-licious!
CREDITS
LEAFEON - Me, me, me!
MEWTWO - @Mewtwofan259
HO-OH - @CosmicArt
AEGISLASH - @Lord Of Pain
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P1> LEAFEON
P2> MEWTWO
P3> HO-OH
P4> AEGISLASH
PRESS START
Mewtwo: I brought you all here today to witness for the very first time...the button!
...
Leafeon: Um...okay? What does it do?
Mewtwo: Why, it is a button!
Ho-Oh: Yeah? So?
Mewtwo: Buttons are cool! Come with me, and I will take you through a magical journey through the land of culture!
Aegislash: Alright then. Let us venture into the world of--
PORTAL MONTAGE INTENSIFIES
Aegislash: --culture.
Soldier: Alert face maggots! Stand at attention!
(everyone salutes)
Leafeon: What is this place?
Mewtwo: I don't know!
Scout: You have GOT to be kidding!
Ho-Oh: This ain't normal man, this ain't normal...
Aegislash: Uh...PUNCH IT, B!
Mewtwo: AH! (presses button)
(portal opens up)
Heavy: Wait! You haven't seen my guns!
Mewtwo: In!
Leafeon: In!
Ho-Oh: Not in...okay now I'm in!
Aegislash: In!
Mewtwo: (closes portal)
Ho-Oh: This is so disappointing! I wanted an actual fun ride through these portals!
Leafeon: Woo-hoo! I'm FLYIN'!
(everyone gets through the portal)
Leafeon: Oof! Not flying anymore...
Aegislash: It looks...peaceful.
Pinkie Pie: Look! Newbies!
Everyone: (freaked out face) Punch it. b!
Mewtwo: (presses button and it opens up portal)
Leafeon: In!
Mewtwo: In!
Aegislash: Not in! And I mean it this time!
Pinkie Pie: Wait We haven't gotten to part yet! (pulls Aegislash back out)
Ho-Oh: I've got you! (uses Will-O-Wisp)
Pinkie Pie: My eyes!
Aegislash: In!
Ho-Oh: In!
Mewtwo: Whew...that was close...
Leafeon: Imagine the paradoxes if we had stayed in those universes...
Ho-Oh: I think we've scarred that...girl for life though...
Aegislash: I'd rather not talk about it.
Mewtwo: Next universe!
(they all get out of the portals)
Crazy Dave: who are you guys? OHMIGOSH IT'S A ROGUE PLANT!
Leafeon: What? Are you talking to me?
Crazy Dave: (digs in ground)
Leafeon: Hey! Let me go!
THE ZOMBIES...ARE COMING...
Leafeon: (uses Razor Leaf) Phew... (gets out of ground) Punch it, b!
Mewtwo: (presses button that opens portal) In!
Leafeon: (runs) In!
Ho-Oh: In!
Aegislash: Hopefully in for realz this time!
Leafeon: I don't EVER want flashbacks of being planted in the ground...
Ho-Oh: Yep, that's abuse where we come from.
Everyone: Yeah...
Mewtwo: So, I did some research...and our first destination was called Team Fortress 2, our second My Little Pony, our third Plants Vs. Zombies...
Leafeon: Why should we care?
Mewtwo: I dunno. So we could go there again, I guess?
Ho-Oh: I don't think I'd want to go to a place where red and blu people are forced to fight, where female ponies take over, or where Leafeon wants to get planted on the ground.
Everyone: True...
Mewtwo: Oo! Here comes our fourth universe!
(everyone gets out of the portal)
Leafeon: I'm always gonna miss flying...
(dubstep music plays)
Robin: Titans, GO!
Leafeon: What is this place?
Ho-Oh: Nowhere we should be.
Beast Boy: Yo, dudes! There are some animals up in here! I can turns into ALLA yas!
Aegislash: Come again?
Cyborg: IT'S TIME TO GET PARTYIN' UP IN HERE! WOO!
Ho-Oh: Seriously! Punch it, b!
Mewtwo: (presses button that opens portal) In!
Ho-Oh: Puh-LEASE get me in there!
Aegislash: In!
Leafeon: In!
(portal closes)
Leafeon: What was that called?
Mewtwo: Appearantly, it's called...Teen Titans GO...
Ho-Oh: Ugh, sounds like a TV show with tons of dislikes and terrible animation.
Mewtwo: Let's NOT talk about a TV show with tons of dislikes and terrible animation! Next universe!
(they all go through portal)
(Ho-Oh lands on Leafeon's head)
Leafeon: Oof!
Mewtwo: Yo! I have my armor again!
Leafeon: I'm red and I have a spring on my back...
Ho-Oh: I'm yellow and I can split my body into pieces...
Aegislash: I'm just a robot...
MEGA MEWTWO
EASY
>HARD
(Mewtwo spawns in)
Mewtwo: What's this thing... (shoots Mega Buster) Yo!
(keeps shooting until end of stage)
METAL MAN
(Aegislash's meter fills up)
Mewtwo: Aegislash?
Aegislash: Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: (shoots with Mega Buster) pwnd
NEW POWER-UP
DUAL CHOP
Later...
(Yellow Ho-Oh gets defeated)
Mewtwo: WOO!
Leafeon: Hello. Why am I a dog?
RUSHEON JOINED YOU
Later...
Mewtwo: Alright, it's time for the sickest beats: Wily Castle!
Leafeon: Too bad, we don't have someone to play the part as Wily...wait...
Rotom: HAHAHA!
Leafeon: Nuuu ;-;
Mewtwo: Let's go to the future where I can become Mega Mewtwo X!
Leafeon: Ha! I get it! But, no, we don't have anyone to play Zero.
Everyone: Hmm...
Ho-Oh: Nyeh, just punch it, B.
(they all go through the portal)
Ho-Oh: I don't EVER want to be yellow again...it's...disturbing...
Leafeon: I don't want to be portrayed as a dog!
Aegislash: I had limitations as a robot... *sniff*
Ho-Oh: Where to next?
A bunch of universes later...
(they travel to the Overwatch universe)
(a portal opens up from Team Fortress 2, and Scout comes out)
(Tracer and Scout start dueling)
(The gang shrugs)
(Then they travel to the Mario universe)
(Ho-Oh gets mistaken for the angry sun and Mario's scared)
(Everyone looks at Ho-Oh)
(Ho-Oh shrugs)
(They travel to the Xenoblade Chronicles universe)
(Leafeon stalks Shulk and Fiona, being the shipper he is)
(Everyone looks at Leafeon like he's a creep)
(They travel to the Spongebob universe)
(They drown)
(Before they did, though, they did say "Punch it, b!")
(They travel to the LEGO Ninjago universe)
(They're still trying to figure out how to move their arms horizontally...)
(They travel to the Yo-Kai Watch universe)
(They look at their Yo-Kai medals like they know someone's watching them...)
(They travel to the Fairy Tail universe)
(As soon as they see Natsu, they go back in the portal)
Mewtwo: Okay, I think this one should take us home...
Leafeon: If this isn't home I will snap your neck...
(they all get out of the portal)
Mewtwo: Phew. We're home. Just in time for night. Have a good one, guys!
Leafeon: Night...
Ho-Oh: Night...
Aegislash: Knight!? Where?!
Leafeon: Just go to bed, Aeg...
Crazy Dave: Get back here!
Scout: You have GOT to be kidding! UGH!
Pinkie Pie: Hey! I'm still here!
Shulk: I'm really feelin' it!
Natsu: Hehehehehe...
Cyborg: Woo WOO!
Rotom: (creates Genesect)
Lloyd: Just JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN
Tracer: Don't worry loves! Cavalry's 'ere!
Heavy: Heavy-licious!
CREDITS
LEAFEON - Me, me, me!
MEWTWO - @Mewtwofan259
HO-OH - @CosmicArt
AEGISLASH - @Lord Of Pain
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