CHOOSER YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Ho-Oh
P3> Noecalg
P4> Noerbmu
P5> Cloud
P6> Empoleon
PRESS START
Leafeon: Okay, I think we can go through the machine now.
Ho-Oh: Didn't you say that last episode?
Leafeon: I know, we just gotta refresh everyone's memory.
Empoleon: Hang on. I don't think it would be very wise if we all went in there. Some people have to stay and keep guard.
Leafeon: Alright. Noecalg, Ho-Oh, and I will go into the machine, you guys stay out here.
Noecalg: Not it!
Leafeon: What?
Noecalg: Not going in first!
Ho-Oh: Uh, not it!
Leafeon: Not i--dang it...uh, okay. *steps into machine*
Noecalg: *Steps into machine*
Ho-Oh: *Steps into machine*
Leafeon: Go back out.
Noecalg: Why?
(There's a giant Monika head watching them)
Noecalg: UHHHH! Go back out!
Ho-Oh: What's the--OOF! What is that thing?!
Leafeon: It's something ginormous that I don't think will stop watching us anytime soon.
Monika: Hah! I got you, didn't I? (pops up in front of them in normal size)
Noecalg: What do you want?
Monika: Ever since Mewtwo died, I've had no one to be with.
Leafeon: Please don't say it, please don't say it, please don't say it...
Monika: So I started hanging out with this creepy guy. And that's where you are now.
Leafeon: So...we're in a cave right now? It doesn't look like we're in a--
Monika: Of course not, silly, we're in a limbo of books.
Ho-Oh: NOOO! My worst enemy!
Noecalg: *picks one up* They have letters on them.
Monika: They represent the Pokemon that have died because of him.
Leafeon: He's murdered this many people? *Picks one up that has 'M' on it and starts reading* *Sees Mewtwo* Well, that's no surprise.
(A book appears and falls to the floor)
Monika: Oh, look! A new one came!
Ho-Oh: *picks it up*
(Leafeon and Noecalg look over his shoulder)
Leafeon: *sees Noerbmu fade in*
Everyone: o_O
Earlier...
Empoleon: Welp, now that they're gone, all we have to do is guard the machine in case someone comes by.
(Two jewel-like eyes appear in the dark)
Cloud: ...you had to jinx it.
Noerbmu: What eyes? I don't see any eyes.
Empoleon: What? They were there just a second ago...
Cloud: Oh hey, I found the eyes aga--hey, where's Noerbmu?
Empoleon: ...spooky.
Leafeon: SHE WAS SO YOUNG...
Noecalg: So much for saving us from Banette.
Ho-Oh: You! How do we get back?!
Monika: You see...that's gonna be a problem...
Leafeon: How?!
Monika: We're all levitating above this limbo of books, but...the machine didn't...
Noecalg: We're in biig trouble then.
*Noecalg teleports in*
Noecalg: What the--*drowns in books*
Leafeon: No! Noecalg, Ice Beam! *uses Leaf Blade to spawn a big stick*
Noecalg: *uses Ice Beam on the thing to form a big stick*
Leafeon: *reaches out to Noerbmu* Hang on!
Noerbmu: *grabs and pulls up*
Leafeon: *reels in*
Noerbmu: Phew...thanks.
Monika: You're gonna seriously regret that.
Leafeon: Why didn't she land?
Monika: If she's added to the book, it's natural that she drowns in them to go where she needs to go.
Ho-Oh: Where's that?
Monika: The afterlife.
Noerbmu: Wait...I was gonna die?
Monika: Yep. All those poor souls only see a brief second of this limbo. Some have even formed cults to make towers of Pokemon to reach this limbo in an attempt to get back to real life. Guess who's the biggest Pokemon?
Noecalg: Wailord.
Monika: Correct! That's what their cults believe in. Killing a Wailord.
Leafeon: That seems pretty random, but I can see why people would want to do it.
Ho-Oh: Is that our mission then?
Monika: I mean, since he murdered a bunch of innocent Pokemon, I guess it is.
Leafeon: Who the heck is this 'he' you're constantly talking about?
Monika: Well...
??/: H-how did you get in?
Noecalg: Speak of the devil.
Sableye: *cracks neck and smiles*
Leafeon: Ew!
Monika: He's a Wonder Guard Sableye.
Leafeon: Hang on, did you say Wonder Guard?
Sableye: *uses Shadow Ball*
Noerbmu: Leafeon, watch out! *pushes*
(The Shadow Ball goes through the abyss)
Leafeon: Thanks. There's no point in trying to attack it, since it has Wonder Guard for some reason.
Noerbmu: Then what do we do?
Leafeon: Throw books at it. *picks up a book*
Noecalg: What?!
Leafeon: It's our only option. *throws the book*
Sableye: *blocks book*
Leafeon: Oh. Yeah, then we're screwed.
Ho-Oh: What if we didn't use Pokemon attacks, but weapons?
Leafeon: Hmm...well, what would we use?
Noecalg: *gags* *four spears come out of his mouth*
...
...
Leafeon: I'm not gonna question that. *grabs spear*
Noecalg: I tried knife eating once. At least I lived.
One stabbing with spears later...
Sableye: I'm not finished yet! *Mega Evolves*
Ho-Oh: *burns shield*
Sableye: ...oh.
Leafeon: Welp, it was fun. *stabs*
Noecalg: Now what?
Leafeon: We save the people he murdered!
Ho-Oh: How?
Leafeon: *spins spear* By killing a Wailord!
Noecalg: *tries spinning spear but ultimately fails*
Ho-Oh: How?
Leafeon: By stabbing it with our newfound spears!
Ho-Oh: How?
Leafeon: By moving our muscles in a way that makes the spear go forward at a certain speed, making the sharp point of the spear dig into the skin of the Wailord, making it hurt.
Ho-Oh: How?
Leafeon: Okey, stop asking that.
Ho-Oh: Okay, but how do we get back?
Monika: I can teleport you back.
Noecalg: Yay!
(They get teleported back)
(They all raise their spears)
All: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!
Cloud: Should...we be worried?
Noerbmu: Nope, we got out, safe and sound!
Ho-Oh: Now we have to kill a Wailord!
Empoleon: Why?
Leafeon: We'll tell you later.
Later...
Leafeon: Okay, everyone! Time to fish!
All: Yaaay!
Leafeon: Now, what we have to do is attach a rope to our spears, and--
Empoleon: Done.
Leafeon: What?
Empoleon: I beached a Wailord.
Leafeon: Well, that was easy.
Wailord: Ich esse gerne Gurken!
Ho-Oh: What?
Noecalg: He said he'll get revenge on us.
A bunch of stabs later...
*Pokemon start appearing back*
Leafeon: *spins spear* Welp, looks like our job here is done!
Ho-Oh: *spins spear* Hey, I'm doing it!
Noecalg: *spins spear* Me too!
Cloud: Yeah, but, uh, we didn't do anything.
Empoleon: Yeah. What the heck, guys?
Noecalg: Was there anything you could've done?
Leafeon: Let's go home, spinning our spears!
Ho-Oh: Yeah! Spear-spinning!
Noerbmu: *sigh* Whatever.
Honchkrow: Correct. I believe he is expecting them to his place sometime soon, yes?
Banette: Yep. I believe Absol was also in that invitation...
Mismagius: Can you just shut up about Absol already? Whatever. Sice all of you failed, now I know their weaknesses--so I'll get them this time.
P1> Leafeon
P2> Ho-Oh
P3> Noecalg
P4> Noerbmu
P5> Cloud
P6> Empoleon
PRESS START
Leafeon: Okay, I think we can go through the machine now.
Ho-Oh: Didn't you say that last episode?
Leafeon: I know, we just gotta refresh everyone's memory.
Empoleon: Hang on. I don't think it would be very wise if we all went in there. Some people have to stay and keep guard.
Leafeon: Alright. Noecalg, Ho-Oh, and I will go into the machine, you guys stay out here.
Noecalg: Not it!
Leafeon: What?
Noecalg: Not going in first!
Ho-Oh: Uh, not it!
Leafeon: Not i--dang it...uh, okay. *steps into machine*
Noecalg: *Steps into machine*
Ho-Oh: *Steps into machine*
Leafeon: Go back out.
Noecalg: Why?
(There's a giant Monika head watching them)
Noecalg: UHHHH! Go back out!
Ho-Oh: What's the--OOF! What is that thing?!
Leafeon: It's something ginormous that I don't think will stop watching us anytime soon.
Monika: Hah! I got you, didn't I? (pops up in front of them in normal size)
Noecalg: What do you want?
Monika: Ever since Mewtwo died, I've had no one to be with.
Leafeon: Please don't say it, please don't say it, please don't say it...
Monika: So I started hanging out with this creepy guy. And that's where you are now.
Leafeon: So...we're in a cave right now? It doesn't look like we're in a--
Monika: Of course not, silly, we're in a limbo of books.
Ho-Oh: NOOO! My worst enemy!
Noecalg: *picks one up* They have letters on them.
Monika: They represent the Pokemon that have died because of him.
Leafeon: He's murdered this many people? *Picks one up that has 'M' on it and starts reading* *Sees Mewtwo* Well, that's no surprise.
(A book appears and falls to the floor)
Monika: Oh, look! A new one came!
Ho-Oh: *picks it up*
(Leafeon and Noecalg look over his shoulder)
Leafeon: *sees Noerbmu fade in*
Everyone: o_O
Earlier...
Empoleon: Welp, now that they're gone, all we have to do is guard the machine in case someone comes by.
(Two jewel-like eyes appear in the dark)
Cloud: ...you had to jinx it.
Noerbmu: What eyes? I don't see any eyes.
Empoleon: What? They were there just a second ago...
Cloud: Oh hey, I found the eyes aga--hey, where's Noerbmu?
Empoleon: ...spooky.
Leafeon: SHE WAS SO YOUNG...
Noecalg: So much for saving us from Banette.
Ho-Oh: You! How do we get back?!
Monika: You see...that's gonna be a problem...
Leafeon: How?!
Monika: We're all levitating above this limbo of books, but...the machine didn't...
Noecalg: We're in biig trouble then.
*Noecalg teleports in*
Noecalg: What the--*drowns in books*
Leafeon: No! Noecalg, Ice Beam! *uses Leaf Blade to spawn a big stick*
Noecalg: *uses Ice Beam on the thing to form a big stick*
Leafeon: *reaches out to Noerbmu* Hang on!
Noerbmu: *grabs and pulls up*
Leafeon: *reels in*
Noerbmu: Phew...thanks.
Monika: You're gonna seriously regret that.
Leafeon: Why didn't she land?
Monika: If she's added to the book, it's natural that she drowns in them to go where she needs to go.
Ho-Oh: Where's that?
Monika: The afterlife.
Noerbmu: Wait...I was gonna die?
Monika: Yep. All those poor souls only see a brief second of this limbo. Some have even formed cults to make towers of Pokemon to reach this limbo in an attempt to get back to real life. Guess who's the biggest Pokemon?
Noecalg: Wailord.
Monika: Correct! That's what their cults believe in. Killing a Wailord.
Leafeon: That seems pretty random, but I can see why people would want to do it.
Ho-Oh: Is that our mission then?
Monika: I mean, since he murdered a bunch of innocent Pokemon, I guess it is.
Leafeon: Who the heck is this 'he' you're constantly talking about?
Monika: Well...
??/: H-how did you get in?
Noecalg: Speak of the devil.
Sableye: *cracks neck and smiles*
Leafeon: Ew!
Monika: He's a Wonder Guard Sableye.
Leafeon: Hang on, did you say Wonder Guard?
Sableye: *uses Shadow Ball*
Noerbmu: Leafeon, watch out! *pushes*
(The Shadow Ball goes through the abyss)
Leafeon: Thanks. There's no point in trying to attack it, since it has Wonder Guard for some reason.
Noerbmu: Then what do we do?
Leafeon: Throw books at it. *picks up a book*
Noecalg: What?!
Leafeon: It's our only option. *throws the book*
Sableye: *blocks book*
Leafeon: Oh. Yeah, then we're screwed.
Ho-Oh: What if we didn't use Pokemon attacks, but weapons?
Leafeon: Hmm...well, what would we use?
Noecalg: *gags* *four spears come out of his mouth*
...
...
Leafeon: I'm not gonna question that. *grabs spear*
Noecalg: I tried knife eating once. At least I lived.
One stabbing with spears later...
Sableye: I'm not finished yet! *Mega Evolves*
Ho-Oh: *burns shield*
Sableye: ...oh.
Leafeon: Welp, it was fun. *stabs*
Noecalg: Now what?
Leafeon: We save the people he murdered!
Ho-Oh: How?
Leafeon: *spins spear* By killing a Wailord!
Noecalg: *tries spinning spear but ultimately fails*
Ho-Oh: How?
Leafeon: By stabbing it with our newfound spears!
Ho-Oh: How?
Leafeon: By moving our muscles in a way that makes the spear go forward at a certain speed, making the sharp point of the spear dig into the skin of the Wailord, making it hurt.
Ho-Oh: How?
Leafeon: Okey, stop asking that.
Ho-Oh: Okay, but how do we get back?
Monika: I can teleport you back.
Noecalg: Yay!
(They get teleported back)
(They all raise their spears)
All: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!
Cloud: Should...we be worried?
Noerbmu: Nope, we got out, safe and sound!
Ho-Oh: Now we have to kill a Wailord!
Empoleon: Why?
Leafeon: We'll tell you later.
Later...
Leafeon: Okay, everyone! Time to fish!
All: Yaaay!
Leafeon: Now, what we have to do is attach a rope to our spears, and--
Empoleon: Done.
Leafeon: What?
Empoleon: I beached a Wailord.
Leafeon: Well, that was easy.
Wailord: Ich esse gerne Gurken!
Ho-Oh: What?
Noecalg: He said he'll get revenge on us.
A bunch of stabs later...
*Pokemon start appearing back*
Leafeon: *spins spear* Welp, looks like our job here is done!
Ho-Oh: *spins spear* Hey, I'm doing it!
Noecalg: *spins spear* Me too!
Cloud: Yeah, but, uh, we didn't do anything.
Empoleon: Yeah. What the heck, guys?
Noecalg: Was there anything you could've done?
Leafeon: Let's go home, spinning our spears!
Ho-Oh: Yeah! Spear-spinning!
Noerbmu: *sigh* Whatever.
(Super Mario Maker Title Screen - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS)
CREDITS
Leafeon - Me, me, me!
Ho-Oh - SelfCalledNowhere
Noecalg - Mr.Glaceon
Cloud - Cloudswift
Empoleon - SapphireTheEmpoleonMaster
Sableye: They may be mocking us now...but they'll be cowering like Magikarp once they deal with our master.CREDITS
Leafeon - Me, me, me!
Ho-Oh - SelfCalledNowhere
Noecalg - Mr.Glaceon
Cloud - Cloudswift
Empoleon - SapphireTheEmpoleonMaster
Honchkrow: Correct. I believe he is expecting them to his place sometime soon, yes?
Banette: Yep. I believe Absol was also in that invitation...
Mismagius: Can you just shut up about Absol already? Whatever. Sice all of you failed, now I know their weaknesses--so I'll get them this time.
