CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1>LEAFEON
P2>MEWTWO
P3>HO-OH
PRESS START
Vaporeon: READ A GOOD BOOK!
Leafeon: Fine...
Later...
Leafeon: Hey Mewtwo? Ho-Oh?
Mewtwo: Bookie?
Leafeon: Yeah. Bookie.
Ho-Oh: We've got you covered. (hands book)
Leafeon: What's this?
Ho-Oh: It's us! Open it!
Leafeon: Okay... (opens it)
(spills out entire paper world)
Leafeon: What's happening?
Mewtwo: Wait...
(Paper!Leafeon comes out)
Leafeon: Is that ME?
Paper!Leafeon: ?
Leafeon: Why can't he talk?
Mewtwo: He is simply a piece of paper.
Leafeon: Why would someone make a book of everyone in paper?
Ho-Oh: I dunno. But someone did.
Leafeon: Cool! What can he do?
Mewtwo: He can slip through cracks!
Leafeon: That's cool.
Ho-Oh: (plays Sonic Heroes)
Leafeon: What else can he do?
Mewtwo: He can...uh...that's it. He's just the same as you otherwise.
Leafeon: Oh.
Paper!Leafeon: ... :T
Leafeon: So...now what?
Mewtwo: I dunno. Do stuff with paper you.
Leafeon: Hmm...I know!
Paper!Leafeon: !
Leafeon: Let's have some fun! (runs to ice cream stand)
Paper!Leafeon: ?
Leafeon: Hello. I'd like to take two vanilla ice creams. One with paper please.
Vanilluxe1: Did you say paper?
Leafeon: Yes. I said paper.
Vanilluxe2: We don't serve ice cream with paper.
Leafeon: Aw, come on. I just met me in paper and he just wants some ice cream.
Vanilluxe1: We don't know how to do that.
Leafeon: You just take ice cream and put it in the printer. It's that simple.
Vanilluxe2: That's not going to work.
Leafeon: Yes it will.
Vanilluxe1: No it won't.
Leafeon: Well, how can you make paper ice cream?
Vanilluxe2: WE DON'T MAKE PAPER ICE CREAM!!!
Leafeon: You sure? Cuz I know somewhere in your head you know how to make paper ice cream.
Vanilluxe1: NO WE DON'T!!! (turns red)
Leafeon: Oh. Okay. You didn't have to yell. (walks away)
BothVanilluxes: (starts melting with anger)
Paper!Leafeon: !
Mewtwo and Ho-Oh: (dumbfounded)
Leafeon: What?
Mewtwo: What was that?
Ho-Oh: You melted Vanilluxe...
Leafeon: So?
Mewtwo: That's technically murder...
Leafeon: Oh. Well crap.
Ho-Oh: (beats final boss) I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this.
Leafeon: What?
Ho-Oh: NEVER give Metal Sonic a voice chip.
P1>LEAFEON
P2>MEWTWO
P3>HO-OH
PRESS START
Vaporeon: READ A GOOD BOOK!
Leafeon: Fine...
Later...
Leafeon: Hey Mewtwo? Ho-Oh?
Mewtwo: Bookie?
Leafeon: Yeah. Bookie.
Ho-Oh: We've got you covered. (hands book)
Leafeon: What's this?
Ho-Oh: It's us! Open it!
Leafeon: Okay... (opens it)
(spills out entire paper world)
Leafeon: What's happening?
Mewtwo: Wait...
(Paper!Leafeon comes out)
Leafeon: Is that ME?
Paper!Leafeon: ?
Leafeon: Why can't he talk?
Mewtwo: He is simply a piece of paper.
Leafeon: Why would someone make a book of everyone in paper?
Ho-Oh: I dunno. But someone did.
Leafeon: Cool! What can he do?
Mewtwo: He can slip through cracks!
Leafeon: That's cool.
Ho-Oh: (plays Sonic Heroes)
Leafeon: What else can he do?
Mewtwo: He can...uh...that's it. He's just the same as you otherwise.
Leafeon: Oh.
Paper!Leafeon: ... :T
Leafeon: So...now what?
Mewtwo: I dunno. Do stuff with paper you.
Leafeon: Hmm...I know!
Paper!Leafeon: !
Leafeon: Let's have some fun! (runs to ice cream stand)
Paper!Leafeon: ?
Leafeon: Hello. I'd like to take two vanilla ice creams. One with paper please.
Vanilluxe1: Did you say paper?
Leafeon: Yes. I said paper.
Vanilluxe2: We don't serve ice cream with paper.
Leafeon: Aw, come on. I just met me in paper and he just wants some ice cream.
Vanilluxe1: We don't know how to do that.
Leafeon: You just take ice cream and put it in the printer. It's that simple.
Vanilluxe2: That's not going to work.
Leafeon: Yes it will.
Vanilluxe1: No it won't.
Leafeon: Well, how can you make paper ice cream?
Vanilluxe2: WE DON'T MAKE PAPER ICE CREAM!!!
Leafeon: You sure? Cuz I know somewhere in your head you know how to make paper ice cream.
Vanilluxe1: NO WE DON'T!!! (turns red)
Leafeon: Oh. Okay. You didn't have to yell. (walks away)
BothVanilluxes: (starts melting with anger)
Paper!Leafeon: !
Mewtwo and Ho-Oh: (dumbfounded)
Leafeon: What?
Mewtwo: What was that?
Ho-Oh: You melted Vanilluxe...
Leafeon: So?
Mewtwo: That's technically murder...
Leafeon: Oh. Well crap.
Ho-Oh: (beats final boss) I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this.
Leafeon: What?
Ho-Oh: NEVER give Metal Sonic a voice chip.
