Pokeskits: Pokeskits: noisemiD etanretlA

CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Rotom

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"noisemiD etanretlA"
Leafeon: Dude! A new movie is coming out!
Rotom: What?
Leafeon: SUPER-MACHAMP!
Rotom: Why should I care? I'm doing YOUR laundry!
Leafeon: Dude, but don't you deserve a break? You've been working nonstop for weeks!
Rotom: I'm a bolt of electricity. I'm not even supposed to be alive. I don't need sleep. Why do I need a break?
Mewtwo: Because Super-Machamp could open up a whole new path to the cinema industry, creating a whole new universe of characters, including The Noivern, Iron Scizor, and maybe even Wonder Lopunny.
Leafeon: See? Mewtwo gets it!
Rotom: Leafeon, I said no, and no means no. Or does it mean yes to you living beings?
Leafeon: Fine! I'll just see what everyone else is up to!
Later...
Noecalg: Leafeon! You gotta see this!
Leafeon: What is it, Noecalg? Uh...Noecalgs?
Noecalg2: That's right! I'm Noecalg too! But you can call me Noecalg2!
Noecalg: Wait, I thought I was Noecalg2...
Noecalg2: Noecalg2 is the one with green fur, remember?
Noecalg: Oh yeah.
Leafeon: Where did you find this guy?
Noecalg: The mirror world! You know, when we fought that Charizard, a mirror appeared after!
Leafeon: Huh...post-game stuff...
Noecalg: I looked into it, and saw this guy!
Noecalg2: Eyo!
Leafeon: Maybe I should try it...
One mountain later...
Leafeon: This must be the mirror Noecalg was talking about. Here goes...
(looks into mirror and sees a laid back orange Leafeon)
Leafeon: Uh...hi?
???: Suuup, broo...
Leafeon: Who are you?
???: I'm you, from an alternate universe, maaaan. (opens up can of cola and drinks it whole) Hey, have you got any foldable chairs around here? You can call me Autumn.
Leafeon: Oh god...
Later...
Noecalg and Noecalg2: Pickles! Potato chips! Uh...potatoes!
Leafeon: What are you doing?
Noecalg: Coming up with names for foods that begin with P. Who's this?
Leafeon: This...is Autumn, my mirror-world equivalent...
Autumn: Suuup, duuudes...
Noecalg2: Woah! Autumn! How'd you get here?
Noecalg: Anyway, I'm bringing my counterpart to school with me, what about you?
Leafeon: Seems legit.
One day later...
Leafeon: Okay Autumn, just know, this is an actual school, so don't--
Aromatisse: Oh hey, new student!
Students: *gasp* New student? YAAAAY!
Mimikyu: Tell me about yourself!
Flareon: What's your favorite type! Say it's fire!
Cradily: Do I look creepy?
Leafeon: No one gave me that treatment when I was new here...
FLASHBACK!
Aromatisse: Oh hey, new student!
Students: ...meh.
FLASHBACK!
Leafeon: Ohhh boy...this is not gonna be a good day today.
Lunch...
Noecalg: (eats transition card) Let's go see if we can eat other things!
Noecalg2: Okay!
Leafeon: Why are they still smothering him? It's been 4 periods already! If each period is 41 minutes, then that means 41 times 4 is...
Glaceon: *ahem* Hey, Leafeon~! Can you--
Leafeon: Go on a date? Get a puppy? Get married? Have kids named Eevee1 and Eevee2? Grow old together? Go to Alola for our honeymoon?
Glaceon: Er, no, I want you to introduce me to your friend, Autumn~... *swoon*
Leafeon: (body grows red) THAT'S IT! AUTUMN, YOU ARE GOING BACK TO YOUR OWN WORLD! GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL RIGHT NOW! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!! (pushes out of school)
Autumn: Uh, I don't think so, green head. I'm not leaving without a fight. (crushes with fire fists)
Leafeon: Huh. Mirror world me knows fire powers. (hand turns icy)
(Autumn shoots a fireball at Leafeon, but Leafeon rolls out of the way and slams the ground with his icy fist, causing ice to erupt from the ground)
(it hits Autumn, but he erupts with fire, shooting fireballs everywhere)
Students: Autumn! Autumn! Autumn! Autumn! Autumn!
(One action scene later...)
Leafeon: It's time for you to get TERMINATED! No, not really. Instead... (charges up kicking foot)
Autumn: Oh no.
Leafeon: Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Autumn: MENOY MENOY ME HOY MENOOOOooooooy... le twinkle*
Students: Awww...
Drowsee: Thanks a lot, asshole!
Aromatisse: (writing noises) *tear*
Drowsee: What's this?
Aromatisse: You cursed in school. Off to the principal's office for you.
Drowsee: Awwww...

LE TRANSITION
Ho-Oh: Well, that's the end of the story and I haven't got to say a single thing yet.
Mewtwo: Maybe we should go see that Super-Machamp.
Ho-Oh: Agreed.
LE TRANSITION
Mewtwo: ...that movie. Was. AWESOME!
Ho-Oh: Can we see it again?
Sableye: No. It comes out on DVD in a few months.
Mewtwo: FLIP!
Ho-Oh: We have to experience it again SOMEHOW....
Mewtwo: I know! The bathroom theater!
Ho-Oh: Right!
LE TRANSITION
Mewtwo: Okay, I think I've replicated the Super-Machamp suit PERFECTLY! (shows) Ta-da!
Ho-Oh: I did it poorly...
Mewtwo: That's okay! I'll be "The Mewtwo" (puts on another suit)
Ho-Oh: This Super-Machamp suit isn't really that snug...
Mewtwo: Well that's because it as made for Machamps, smartass.
Aromatisse: (writing noises) *tear*
Mewtwo: I'm not even at school!
Aromatisse: What you are expected at school is expected at home. (le grappling hook)
Ho-Oh: Well, at least it fits somehow.
Mewtwo: To the bathroom theater!
LE TRANSITION
Ho-Oh: Your crimes shall not live this day, villain!
Mewtwo: I've sent my kind to destroy this planet, and nothing can stop me!
Ho-Oh: Unless it's me! Hyah!
*FAKE FIGHT INTENSIFIES*
Mewtwo: Wow. That was fake. You know what isn't? I summoned my kind to join me!
Ho-Oh: So technically, you told them what your scenario was?
Mewtwo: Yep! I told them Super-Machamp was on the loose and--oh.
Ho-Oh: ...oh dear.
(the house gets nuked)
Mewtwo2: We found the target.
Mewtwo3: Mewtwo, march in!
(A bunch of Mewtwo march into the building)
Mewtwo4: You have the right to stay completely still.
Mewtwo5: Beginning blaster sequence in exactly 60 seconds.
Alexa: 1 minute. Starting now.
Mewtwo: WAT?!
Ho-Oh: Uhhh, what would Super-Machamp do, what would Super-Machamp do...aha! To the laser cannon we go! (flies away)
Mewtwo: (flies away)
Ho-Oh: That thing is pretty humongous.
Mewtwo: Don't worry! If we attack the Amazon Echo at the very end of it, it should blow up the whole thing!
Ho-Oh: To the moon!
Mewtwo: Remember those hold-your-breath things we had?
Ho-Oh: Yeah?
Mewtwo: Well, this is where it pays off!
Ho-Oh: (holds breath)
Mewtwo: Oh wait, I can breath in space! I'm Mewtwo!
Ho-Oh: Mmmmm mm mm!
Mewtwo: Okay, here goes!
Ho-Oh used Fire Blast!
Mewtwo used Psystrike!
(Mewtwo and Ho-Oh sideways high-five)
Both: Yess!
Mewtwo: Ooookay, back to Earth.
Later...
Ho-Oh: Wait, I'm a cartoon...I can breath in space...
Mewtwo: Too late now!
Ho-Oh: Eh, still nice to get a breath of fresh air anyways. But the people love us!
Mewtwo: Ye!
Rotom: And so, Mewtwo and Ho-Oh successfully took down the evil Amazon Echo for no reason. And that is where our story ends.
CinemaSins: Roll credits.

Yeah, I know, it's been a while since I've made a Pokeskit, or at least off balance of a schedule. There have been many candidates for the 18th episode, such as "Actual Plot This Time", "Gone Snowboarding", and "The Musical Group That Has Apparently Originated from my Garage", but I guess I actually did this one and didn't make the stupid mistake of closing the tab in which I was working on said episodes. But if you WOULD like to see them, then yeah, feel free to say so. Remember, check out Mewtwofan259 and FinalPasta. This is being the Dopest of Leafeon, and I hope you all have a fabulous day!