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"Lucky Numbers Are 17"
Leafeon: Noecalg, where are you going?
Noecalg: To the ends of the earth...
Leafeon: Where are you going?
Noecalg: To the top of my mountain to see my mirror world counterpart!
Leafeon: Isn't there a better way to do it than just going there! *ding!* Oh! I have an idea! MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: Ye?
Leafeon: Lemme in on your "Color Distorter".
Mewtwo: Seeing as though you have screwed up my machines time and time again, I suppose I can let you.
Noecalg: Yee!
LE TRANSITION
Mewtwo: Let's turn this here dial to separate his emotions, aaand...
Leafeon: Wait, separate emotions? You never said--
POOF!
Mewtwo: Aaaaand they're all the same.
Noecalg: Yes! There's 18 of us now!
Fire Noecalg: LET'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Grass Noecalg: Uh, guys, shouldn't we think about this first?
Normal Noecalg: ... (takes off head) (dribbles like basketball) (puts head back on)
Rock Noecalg: You've made your point, Normal.
Fairy Noecalg: How do I look, Water?
Water Noecalg: OMG, Fairy, you look amazing!
Leafeon: That's a lot of Noecalgs.
Ground Noecalg: And then I said, F*CK OFF YOU F*CKING B*TCHES! Heh.
Electric Noecalg: Cool, now please don't kill me.
Steel Noecalg: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Dragon Noecalg: OOOOOOOH!
Steel Noecalg: AAAAAAHHH!
Dragon Noecalg: OOOOOOOOOH!
Dark Noecalg: Life is pointless.
Ghost Noecalg: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIMMERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
Poison Noecalg: ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOOOOOOOO!
Flying Noecalg: Aw, man, you got snot all over my wings!
Poison Noecalg: Sorry...ACHOO!
Fighting Noecalg: Shinku...HADOKEN!
Bug Noecalg: You're not even using Hadoken. *sniff*
Psychic Noecalg: You must embrace the abilities inside of you...
Leafeon: I don't think the world can handle whatever this is.
Fire Noecalg: You're right! LET'S GO, GUYS!
Leafeon: ...oh dear.
2 seconds later...
Machoke: This week on the forecast: Noecalgs! Lots and lots of Noecalgs!
Leafeon: If we don't start moving, the whole world will become Noecalgs!
Ho-Calg: Hey guys wassup?
Aegicalg: Hey guys wassup?
Leafeon: AH!
Mewtwo: LEAFEON, SAVE YOURSELF--hey guys wassup?
Leafeon: AH! Negro Forest...Noerbmu would know!
Later...
Leafeon: Noerbmu!
Noerbmu: GET BACK, YOU--hey guys wassup?
Leafeon: I think it would be pretty cool to be a Noecalg, why the heck not?
Noercalg: Hey guys wassup?
Leafeon: Hey guys wassup?
Machoke: AH, THE NORCALGS ARE TAKING OVE--hey guys wassup?

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