Pokeskits: L is Real 2018

CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Aegislash
P6> Noecalg
P7> Noerbmu

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Leafeon: Hum-dee-diddly-dumm~...oh, hey! Didn't see ya there! The Pokeskits crew had a great 2017!
Everyone: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Noecalg: Hey, I was gonna say Hapy New Year!
Noerbmu: We're all supposed to say it!
Noecalg: But before this, Mewtwo said it would be a better idea for me and me ONLY to say it!
Mewtwo: What?! I never said that!
Ho-Oh: Liar! I've heard it with my own ears and seen it with my own eyes!
Mewtwo: Why you little...
Leafeon: It didn't end well, however...er, anyway, I interviewed some of the cast so they could share their thoughts on the new year. Let us begin!

Leafeon: What was the most memorable part of the year?
Aegislash: SOMEONE CHANGED THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN TO FREAKING HOLLYWEED!
Mewtwo: One-zero-zero-zero likes and one-zero-zero followers, baby!
Noecalg: When mah folks came over for Christmas! It was the best diddly darn thing I evaur had!
Ho-Oh: Watching a band play live. Yey.
Noerbmu: When I went to Florida and booked a hotel! I love hotels...
Leafeon: I thought you liked the dark.
Noerbmu: You have to fix your eyes after a while. Also, SOMEONE SET THE FOREST ON FIRE AND INTERRUPTED MY GAME OF FORTNITE WHEN I HAD 19 KILLS! ;O;
Leafeon: What's your new year's resolution that will probably be broken?
Aegislash: Clear my search history! Don't ask why!
Noecalg: Work on mah leeeeegs, and less of mah guuuuns...
Ho-Oh: Be more organized!
Noerbmu: NUSSING.
Leafeon: What's your favorite boss in a game that you started playing in 2017?
Mewtwo: Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club. All of the characters, mostly Monika seemed really smart and are very different than anything else that came in 2017. I mean that in the best way. I bring up Monika because of her complexity and character development that makes her a great character. She was one of the highlights of the 2017 gaming industry because she was something that was never seen before. That, and because I created her IRL and if I don't compliment her, say bye-bye to Mew-two.
Aegislash: Malhazar from League of Legends. I'm the type of guy who'd go for the somewhat edgy characters that aren't fully edgy but seem to be edgy with slight mystery added and potential dark tragic past.
Noecalg: That one guy from the Ultra Recon Squad in PKMN UM. Just because of his goatee. I mean, a goatee, why not?
Ho-Oh: Grim Matchstick from Cuphead. Not only are his animations fluid, but his attacks are funny. And as for 1930s appearance, they got it spot-on. 2017 didn’t seem like a very good year for gaming though. Super Mario Odyssey and Cuphead were two highlights, and Ultra Sun & Moon, though not many other games got my attention to much. 2016 had PoGo, 2015 had Undertale, and if you keep going back you find games that got much more attention than last year’s.
Noerbmu: My favorite Boss was Ultra Necrozma from Ultra Sun. I was suprised by how strong it was (it swept me 13 times XD) and the theme song was.. just so ‘Bootiful’. Who even knew that Necrozma had such power? I guess that’s payback for being a underrated legendary before Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.
Leafeon: And now, a very serious political question. True or False, on a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Ho-Oh: Pentagon.
Noerbmu: NOODLES
Mewtwo: Yes.
Noecalg: 42...BWAGAULAGA!
Aegislash: Hail Satan.
Leafeon: Gr8.