(Bone Dry Dunes (Final Lap) - Mario Kart 
Jason: (is typing on computer frantically)
Trenton: Season 2 on February 4th my butthole.
Jason: Working on it...
CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Noecalg
P5> Noerbmu
A NEW CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING
PRESS START
":Kill All"
Leafeon: *blasts Fly Eagles Fly on giant boom box*
Mewtwo: Leafeon! I think Ho-Oh's on acid!
Leafeon: What? Lemme see!
Ho-Oh: I. HAVEN'T SLEPT. IN FIFTY-THREE DAYS. WOO! (slams head on desk)
Leafeon: No, I think he's just obsessed with your computer!
Mewtwo: Well, I need to find a way to get him off! *le ding!* I know! We'll make him a friend!
Leafeon: He doesn't do well with--
Mewtwo: MAKE him a friend!
Leafeon: ...oooooh. Yeah, sure, let's give it a shot!
LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: Are you sure this is gonna work? This is the same machine we used earlier!
FLASHBACK!
Leafeon: *flips switch*
(bell turns into Bronzong)
Mewtwo: It's working!
Bronzong: BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOONNNNNZZZZONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG *le blow up*
Mewtwo: ...*drops wrench*
FLASHBACK!
Mewtwo: Yeah, well, it's totally fixed now. Just flip the switch!
Leafeon: Okay... *le flip switch*
(Empoleon is created)
Mewtwo: It's working! Again...
Leafeon: Uh...hi there.
Empoleon: :KILL DOPELEAFEON470
Leafeon: *head explodes*
Mewtwo: ...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH--
Empoleon: :KILL MEWTWOFAN259
Mewtwo: *head explodes*
Empoleon: Well what a nice-- :KILL LORD OF PAIN
Aegislash: THEFUCK *head explodes*
Leafeon: Decoys!
Mewtwo: They rock! *le high five!* But there's no time for joking around. We have to take the glitchiness out of that thing before it says :Kill All.
Leafeon: *le shiver*
LE TRANSITION
Noecalg: Okay...good ideas for a dish...
Noerbmu: Fortnite pie!
Noecalg: Noerbmu, that doesn't exist.
Noerbmu: What about toast?
Noecalg: Garbodor could learn how to do that.
Garbodor: And I cir ;-;
Noecalg: You know what they say: All toastas toast toast!
All: AWHAWHAWHAWHAW
LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: Okay, I have an idea on what we can do to get the glitchiness out of Empoleon and save the world from a glitch!
Mewtwo: What's the operation called?
Leafeon: Operation get the glitchiness out of Empoleon and save the world from a glitch!
Mewtwo: I should've known. What's your plan?
Leafeon: We're going to be using Z-Power.
Mewtwo: You mean that awesome power that boosts one of your moves to the extreme?
Leafeon: No, as in PORYGON-Z power. We're using the power of a Porygon-Z to sap a glitch out of Empoleon.
Mewtwo: YOU WERE MY BROTHER LEAFEON. I LOVED YOU.
LE TRANSITION
Noerbmu: Fortnite soup!
Noecalg: No.
Noerbmu: Fortnite cake!
Noecalg: No.
Noerbmu: Fortnite MAGAZINE!
Noecalg: Noerbmu, putting Fortnite before everything isn't gonna help your case. What about cupcakes?
Noerbmu: Seems legit.
Noecalg: Let's see...
Noerbmu: What is it?
Noecalg: Summarizing it, we need to get batter, harden the batter, and make it look fancy.
30 minutes later
Noerbmu: They look...
Noecalg: THEY LOOK HORRIBLE!
Noerbmu: They look like a rotten toothbrush that rotted in a portapotty in a bathroom in a gas station in the sewers from HELL!
Noecalg: We can fix this! If we can get the magic of a mage, we can make them better!
Both: *ding!* DELPHOX!
LE TRANSITION
Greninja: Ohhhhmmmm...
Noecalg: Have you seen Delphox?
Chesnaught: SHE'S IN THAT LEAF HOUSE OVER THERE! YEEEEEEEAH!
Noerbmu: ...got it.
Noecalg: Excuse me Mrs. Delphox!
Delphox: What is your wish?
Noerbmu: Can you make these cupcakes look better?
Delphox: Ew! They look like one's bloodstream after getting bitten by a Seviper?
Both: *look at each other*
Delphox: ...do I have to spell it out for you?
Both: ...*le nod*
Delphox: *sigh* You know, when Sevipers bite you, they cause your blood cells to bunch together and disrupt your vessels and arteries...
Noecalg: ...look man, I just want some cupcakes.
Delphox: Ugh...fine...ROBLOXIUS MINECRAFTIS!
*LE POOF!*
Noerbmu: Sweet! Our cupcakes are fixed! Thanks Miss Delphox!
LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: Let's do this! TO THE ECTO-3000!
Aegislash: How did I get here...
Cloud: I think we're doing Glitchbusters again.
Aegislash: What?
Cloud: Usually when we see a glitch, we put on some Z-Packs and bust the glitches.
Aegislash: Ohhh...okay.
One Ecto-3000 trip later...
Leafeon: It's over, Empoleon!
Mewtwo: Put your palms...or...uh...flippers...where we can see 'em!
Empoleon: 4R3 Y0U K1DD1NG M3? WHY W0ULD 1 T4K3 0RD3RS FR0M Y0U?!
Leafeon: Because we have Z-Power, and we're not afraid to use it!
Empoleon: 4CK! Y0U M34N TH4T P0W3R TH4T 4LL0WS Y0U T0 US3 4 SP3C14L M0V3?
Leafeon: *le facepalm* For the last time, it's PORYGON-Z POWER!
Empoleon: 0H. TH3N 1 C0ULDN'T C4R3 L3SS. L4T3R! *le run away*
Leafeon: Get 'er!
Mewtwo: Cross the streams!
Leafeon: No...no no no, you said NOT to cross the streams.
Cloud: We gotta cross the streams.
Leafeon: Alright then, let's cross the streams.
*LE CROSS THE STREAMS*
Empoleon: N000000000000000...
Aegislash: ...she's dead.
Leafeon: Yep. We failed.
Mewtwo: Wait! Look!
Missingno: TH1S 1S WHY 1 N3V3R G0 UND3RC0V3R.
Leafeon: Let's engage! CROSS THE STREAMS!
Missingno: ...Y0U R34LLY TH1NK TH4T'S G0NN4 W0RK?
Mewtwo: So inventing Z-Power was pointless?
Missingno: Y34H, PR3TTY MUCH.
Leafeon: Oh, alright then. (walks away)
Missingno: WH4T? Y0U'R3 JUST G0NN4 W4LK 4W4Y?
Mewtwo: Yeah, I mean it's not like you can hurt anyone.
Missingno: ...1 C4N'T C0M3 UP W1TH A R34S0N4BL3 4RGU3M3NT F0R TH4T.
Aegislash: Exactly. Later!
Leafeon: BACKSTAB! *le backstab*
Missingno: *le glitch* 0H...0H D34R. *le explode*
Empoleon: ACK! I just had a horrible dream! I was possessed by this evil glitch demon and these people wearing Ghostbusters costumes came to rescue me!
Cloud: That wasn't a dream.
Leafeon: Oh, okay then, that's the end of that...
...
...
...
...
Mewtwo: ...nothing's changed.
Leafeon: I get the feeling that that Missingno was only the beginning of what's to come.
Aegislash: ...but we gotta clean up this mess.
Leafeon: Yeah, good point.
Noecalg: Hey guys! We made cupcakes!
Mewtwo: Cool, we just killed a glitch demon.
Jason: (is typing on computer frantically)
Trenton: Season 2 on February 4th my butthole.
Jason: Working on it...
CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Noecalg
P5> Noerbmu
A NEW CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING
PRESS START
":Kill All"
Leafeon: *blasts Fly Eagles Fly on giant boom box*
Mewtwo: Leafeon! I think Ho-Oh's on acid!
Leafeon: What? Lemme see!
Ho-Oh: I. HAVEN'T SLEPT. IN FIFTY-THREE DAYS. WOO! (slams head on desk)
Leafeon: No, I think he's just obsessed with your computer!
Mewtwo: Well, I need to find a way to get him off! *le ding!* I know! We'll make him a friend!
Leafeon: He doesn't do well with--
Mewtwo: MAKE him a friend!
Leafeon: ...oooooh. Yeah, sure, let's give it a shot!
LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: Are you sure this is gonna work? This is the same machine we used earlier!
FLASHBACK!
Leafeon: *flips switch*
(bell turns into Bronzong)
Mewtwo: It's working!
Bronzong: BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOONNNNNZZZZONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG *le blow up*
Mewtwo: ...*drops wrench*
FLASHBACK!
Mewtwo: Yeah, well, it's totally fixed now. Just flip the switch!
Leafeon: Okay... *le flip switch*
(Empoleon is created)
Mewtwo: It's working! Again...
Leafeon: Uh...hi there.
Empoleon: :KILL DOPELEAFEON470
Leafeon: *head explodes*
Mewtwo: ...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH--
Empoleon: :KILL MEWTWOFAN259
Mewtwo: *head explodes*
Empoleon: Well what a nice-- :KILL LORD OF PAIN
Aegislash: THEFUCK *head explodes*
Leafeon: Decoys!
Mewtwo: They rock! *le high five!* But there's no time for joking around. We have to take the glitchiness out of that thing before it says :Kill All.
Leafeon: *le shiver*
LE TRANSITION
Noecalg: Okay...good ideas for a dish...
Noerbmu: Fortnite pie!
Noecalg: Noerbmu, that doesn't exist.
Noerbmu: What about toast?
Noecalg: Garbodor could learn how to do that.
Garbodor: And I cir ;-;
Noecalg: You know what they say: All toastas toast toast!
All: AWHAWHAWHAWHAW
LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: Okay, I have an idea on what we can do to get the glitchiness out of Empoleon and save the world from a glitch!
Mewtwo: What's the operation called?
Leafeon: Operation get the glitchiness out of Empoleon and save the world from a glitch!
Mewtwo: I should've known. What's your plan?
Leafeon: We're going to be using Z-Power.
Mewtwo: You mean that awesome power that boosts one of your moves to the extreme?
Leafeon: No, as in PORYGON-Z power. We're using the power of a Porygon-Z to sap a glitch out of Empoleon.
Mewtwo: YOU WERE MY BROTHER LEAFEON. I LOVED YOU.
LE TRANSITION
Noerbmu: Fortnite soup!
Noecalg: No.
Noerbmu: Fortnite cake!
Noecalg: No.
Noerbmu: Fortnite MAGAZINE!
Noecalg: Noerbmu, putting Fortnite before everything isn't gonna help your case. What about cupcakes?
Noerbmu: Seems legit.
Noecalg: Let's see...
Noerbmu: What is it?
Noecalg: Summarizing it, we need to get batter, harden the batter, and make it look fancy.
30 minutes later
Noerbmu: They look...
Noecalg: THEY LOOK HORRIBLE!
Noerbmu: They look like a rotten toothbrush that rotted in a portapotty in a bathroom in a gas station in the sewers from HELL!
Noecalg: We can fix this! If we can get the magic of a mage, we can make them better!
Both: *ding!* DELPHOX!
LE TRANSITION
Greninja: Ohhhhmmmm...
Noecalg: Have you seen Delphox?
Chesnaught: SHE'S IN THAT LEAF HOUSE OVER THERE! YEEEEEEEAH!
Noerbmu: ...got it.
Noecalg: Excuse me Mrs. Delphox!
Delphox: What is your wish?
Noerbmu: Can you make these cupcakes look better?
Delphox: Ew! They look like one's bloodstream after getting bitten by a Seviper?
Both: *look at each other*
Delphox: ...do I have to spell it out for you?
Both: ...*le nod*
Delphox: *sigh* You know, when Sevipers bite you, they cause your blood cells to bunch together and disrupt your vessels and arteries...
Noecalg: ...look man, I just want some cupcakes.
Delphox: Ugh...fine...ROBLOXIUS MINECRAFTIS!
*LE POOF!*
Noerbmu: Sweet! Our cupcakes are fixed! Thanks Miss Delphox!
LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: Let's do this! TO THE ECTO-3000!
Aegislash: How did I get here...
Cloud: I think we're doing Glitchbusters again.
Aegislash: What?
Cloud: Usually when we see a glitch, we put on some Z-Packs and bust the glitches.
Aegislash: Ohhh...okay.
One Ecto-3000 trip later...
Leafeon: It's over, Empoleon!
Mewtwo: Put your palms...or...uh...flippers...where we can see 'em!
Empoleon: 4R3 Y0U K1DD1NG M3? WHY W0ULD 1 T4K3 0RD3RS FR0M Y0U?!
Leafeon: Because we have Z-Power, and we're not afraid to use it!
Empoleon: 4CK! Y0U M34N TH4T P0W3R TH4T 4LL0WS Y0U T0 US3 4 SP3C14L M0V3?
Leafeon: *le facepalm* For the last time, it's PORYGON-Z POWER!
Empoleon: 0H. TH3N 1 C0ULDN'T C4R3 L3SS. L4T3R! *le run away*
Leafeon: Get 'er!
Mewtwo: Cross the streams!
Leafeon: No...no no no, you said NOT to cross the streams.
Cloud: We gotta cross the streams.
Leafeon: Alright then, let's cross the streams.
*LE CROSS THE STREAMS*
Empoleon: N000000000000000...
Aegislash: ...she's dead.
Leafeon: Yep. We failed.
Mewtwo: Wait! Look!
Missingno: TH1S 1S WHY 1 N3V3R G0 UND3RC0V3R.
Leafeon: Let's engage! CROSS THE STREAMS!
Missingno: ...Y0U R34LLY TH1NK TH4T'S G0NN4 W0RK?
Mewtwo: So inventing Z-Power was pointless?
Missingno: Y34H, PR3TTY MUCH.
Leafeon: Oh, alright then. (walks away)
Missingno: WH4T? Y0U'R3 JUST G0NN4 W4LK 4W4Y?
Mewtwo: Yeah, I mean it's not like you can hurt anyone.
Missingno: ...1 C4N'T C0M3 UP W1TH A R34S0N4BL3 4RGU3M3NT F0R TH4T.
Aegislash: Exactly. Later!
Leafeon: BACKSTAB! *le backstab*
Missingno: *le glitch* 0H...0H D34R. *le explode*
Empoleon: ACK! I just had a horrible dream! I was possessed by this evil glitch demon and these people wearing Ghostbusters costumes came to rescue me!
Cloud: That wasn't a dream.
Leafeon: Oh, okay then, that's the end of that...
...
...
...
...
Mewtwo: ...nothing's changed.
Leafeon: I get the feeling that that Missingno was only the beginning of what's to come.
Aegislash: ...but we gotta clean up this mess.
Leafeon: Yeah, good point.
Noecalg: Hey guys! We made cupcakes!
Mewtwo: Cool, we just killed a glitch demon.
(Double Cherry Pass - Super Mario 3D World)
CREDITS
Leafeon - Me, me, me!
Mewtwo - @Mewtwofan259
Ho-Oh - @FinalPasta
Noecalg - @Mr.Glaceon
Noerbmu - @Sun and Moon
Of course, this was originally going to be aired two days ago, but due to internet issues and time restraints, I never got to it. I apologize for the lateness, and I hope you all have a fabulous day.
CREDITS
Leafeon - Me, me, me!
Mewtwo - @Mewtwofan259
Ho-Oh - @FinalPasta
Noecalg - @Mr.Glaceon
Noerbmu - @Sun and Moon
