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Pokeskits: Pokeskits: Itz thuh Haliday Sesson

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 FEATURING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Aegislash
P5> Rotom

NEW CHALLENGERS APPROACH

PRESS START

"Itz Thuh Haliday Sesson"
Leafeon: Why do I have to be the Christmas Tree?
Ho-Oh: Because you're a Grass-Type. Besides, it's free. (puts ornament on body)
Leafeon: Fine, I'll be the Christmas Tree, but I'm not gonna stay in one spot! I'm going for a walk!
Mewtwo: Fine! I guess Santa'll have nowhere to put the presents then!
Later...
Leafeon: Stupid dudes! Now my ears are pierced!
???: Kekeke...go...leave this place...
Leafeon: Oh, a Mimikyu! There's a Mimikyu here.
Mimikyu: What?! How did you know?
Leafeon: Us Eevees have our ways. Hey, where were you? You've never showed up at school for the past month.
Mimikyu: Oh, I started going to night school! I don't like the light...
Leafeon: ...understandable.
Aegislash: Leafeon, MYBUTT has brought evil to the world of...uh...what region do we live in?
Leafeon: Beats me. Also, who's MYBUTT?
Aegislash: A fake name from a TV show on Cartoon Network that you decided to steal for copyright reasons!
Leafeon: Sure.
Aegislash: You must go on a grand--
Leafeon: Yeah, yeah, I got it. Rotom?
Rotom: Yezz?
Leafeon: LET'S GO!
Mimikyu: Ooh, can I come?
Leafeon: Sure.
Rotom: YAY...Z!
(montage of traveling)
Leafeon: Ohhh my god...I'm soooo hungry....
Mimikyu: Lucky for me, my kind doesn't eat!
Rotom: Or my kind!
Leafeon: Oh, wait, I'm a plant, I feed myself. Never mind!
Glaceon: YOU DARN KIDS GET OFF MAH PROPERTEH
All: AH!
Leafeon: G-Glaceon? What are you doing here?
Glaceon: Why are you talking to me like I'm a girl?
Leafeon: You're not a girl?
Glaceon: No! I'm a genderswapped Glaceon from an alternate universe!
Leafeon: Or is this just Glaceon's house and you're her brother?
Glaceon: Exactly!
Leafeon: There's gotta be a way to tell you apart. How about since you CLAIM to be from an alternate universe, let's alternate universe-up your name. How about Glaceon backwards? Noecalg?
Glaceon: That sounds pretty alternate universe-y...I like it!
Leafeon: YEEEEAH!
(Another montage of traveling)
???: Get outta my forest...
Leafeon: AH! What was that?
Mimikyu: Of course the guy that you don't know is the most intimidating...
Rotom: Don't make me touch you! Because I will touch you...
Umbreon: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Leafeon: Hey! Will you help us on our grand journey to save Christmas?
Umbreon: Sounds pretty stupid, but okay. Name's Noerbmu.
Noecalg: ...It's contagious.
(Yet another montage of traveling)
Leafeon: That's it! We've climbed Mt. Silver, to get here! Where a Charizard awaits...
Charizard: Rawr :3
DB Announcer: FIGHT!
Charizard: Rawr >:3
Leafeon: OMG HIS ATTACKS ARE SO STRONG!
Noecalg: I don't think we'll be able to beat him...
Leafeon: Well, we can't let a green Christmas happen.
All: NO! NOT A GREEN CHRISTMAS!
Mimikyu: Don't worry guys. Hi, I'm Mimikyu, and I'm your frustratingly overpowered ally.
Rotom: Good point.
Leafeon: (BOSS BATTLE THEME INTENSIFIES)
Rotom: Hey, does anyone hear boss battle music?
Leafeon: I put an awesome device in my ear that automatically turns on battle music when I use a move.
Noerbmu: Cewl.
Charizard: Rawr :3
Leafeon: OMG I'M ALMOST DEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Noecalg: I'll finish him off with Blizzard! (plays Overwatch) Leafeon, I need healing.
Leafeon: Right. Lemme just go all the way back to base switch my hero.
Noecalg: Ohhh my god fine, just make yourself useful.
Charizard: =~= (uses Blast Burn)
All: AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
Later...
Stan: ...oh my god, they killed whoever these guys are!
Kyle: YOU BASTARDS!

(Birabuto Kingdom - Super Mario Land)
CREDITS:
Leafeon: Me, me, me!
Mewtwo: @Mewtwofan259
Ho-Oh: @CosmicArt
Aegislash: @Lord Of Pain
Mimikyu: @Lucas42
Glaceon: @Glaceon trainer
Umbreon: @Sun and Moon

Hey everyone! It's been a while since I've made one of these, I hope you enjoyed!
If you want to join, leave a comment saying what Pokemon to represent you, and I'll be sure to include you in the next episode! Thanks for reading! Bye!
Tags:
  1. Sun and Moon
    Sun and Moon
    You just made my day!
    XDXD

    Cewl skit.
    Dec 4, 2017
  2. Cloudswift
    Dec 3, 2017
  3. DopeLeafeon470
    Dec 3, 2017
  4. FrostCrispz
    FrostCrispz
    Two things. One, YOU DARN KIDS GET OFF MAH PROPERTEH
    Two, I am male. And a Glaceon. Don't judge me.
    Dec 3, 2017