CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Aegislash
P5> Rotom
PRESS START
(Leafeon is peacefully walking on the sidewalk)
(he sees a poster)
Leafeon: Hmm...
ROBOTICS COMPETITION
WHO WILL MAKE THE MOST INTELLIGENT ROBOT?
OCTOBER 10, 2017
Leafeon: Hmm...
(crashes through wall at home)
Leafeon: Hmm...
Everyone: Hmm...
Mewtwo: I'll do it!
Leafeon: Challenge accepted!
(They both go to their rooms)
Ho-Oh: Uh...I guess I'll try too?
Aegislash: Don't bother.
(Montage of Leafeon and Mewtwo creating their own robots)
Mewtwo: Is that--
Leafeon: Yeah! And is that--
Mewtwo: You bet!
Leafeon: Hey, can you pass the T-024 bolts?
Mewtwo: Get 'em yourself, we're not working together here.
Leafeon: Ugh. (gets them himself)
Mewtwo: (puts mask on and sparks fly everywhere)
(one of them gets on Leafeon's bot)
Leafeon: Nuuuu...wait! (he jars the spark before it hits his robot)
Mewtwo: WHHAAAAAT?!
Leafeon: Yurp. (develops fire-proof metal) Now I just have to replace everything with this...MM-plutonium!
Mewtwo: What does that stand for?
Leafeon: Mecha Madness!
Eeveechu: Battle Begin! Sorry... (hides in the shadows)
Leafeon: ...yeah, it stands for Mecha Madness.
Mewtwo: Huh. Neat.
Later...
Mewtwo: Done!
Leafeon: Done! Dang it!
Mewtwo: I get to reveal it first.
Leafeon: Ugh, whatever.
Mewtwo: I present to you...the Psychic Cat Zord!
Leafeon: (looks up) WHAAAAAAT?! How long did it take you to build this?!
Mewtwo: Same time as you. What did you get?
Leafeon: I present to you...the world's first ever real life METAL SONIC! Yes! All systems power on!
(Metal Sonic comes to life)
Mewtwo: Leafeon...what have you done?
Leafeon: But wait! This isn't Metal Sonic! This is...Razor Sonic!
Mewtwo: Razor Sonic?
Leafeon: Razor Sonic! Razor Sonic can resist razors of any kind. Metal Man's metal blades, any woodcutter, fire, thanks to MM-plutonium, and even scooters at high speeds!
Mewtwo: Uh...Leafeon?
Leafeon: He can also move to speeds at approximately one thousand two hundred thirty-four miles per hour!
Mewtwo: Leafeon!
Leafeon: What?
Mewtwo: He left.
Leafeon: Are you kidding?
One day later...
Leafeon: He'd better be at the stage...
Ho-Oh: Wonder what you guys made...
Mewtwo: I made a giant Zord!
Leafeon: I made a self-aware robot that can probably destroy planets at this point.
(Razor Sonic is at the stage)
Leafeon: Oh, thank Arceus...
Razor Sonic: All living things, kneel before your master!
Leafeon: Oh, thank no one...
Mewtwo: I've got this! Alright skitters! IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!
Leafeon: What?
Mewtwo: Just...deal with it.
Leafeon: Fine. HYDREIGONZORD!
Ho-Oh: TYRANTRUM!
Aegislash: Uh...is there a mastodon Pokemon?
Mewtwo: I don't think so.
Aegislash: Okay. MASTODON!
Rotom: PYROAR!
Leafeon: Wat? When did you get here?
Rotom: When the call comes, I answer the call.
Leafeon: Okay...
(they all morph)
Everyone: POKEMON RANGERS!
(Mewtwo hops into his zord)
Green Ranger: Man, that's huge!
Red Ranger: Yeah, he must've spent a lot of time on that.
Orange Ranger: Hi!
Black Ranger: Uh...there was never an Orange Ranger.
Orange Ranger: Who cares? I look AWESOME!
(Psychic Cat Zord starts punching Razor Sonic)
(Razor Sonic activates his Black Shield)
Razor Sonic: (turns into Razor Overlord)
Purple ranger: ;-; y tho? (gets bitten by Razor Overlord)
Green Ranger: Wait! Mewtwo has the ultimate weapon!
Red Ranger: What's that?
Green Ranger: The ultimate weapon is...HATE ON PEOPLE'S HARD WORK!
Black Ranger: To be fair, you DID hate on HIS Death Battles...
Green Ranger: I just hate because I hate. HE HAS A REASON TO HATE.
Red Ranger: You sure you wanna do this?
Green Ranger: *shrugs* He debunked Frisk VS Lore. What can't he do?
Red Ranger: You're right, you're right...
Purple Ranger: OBJECTION!
Leafeon: Here goes. (covers ears)
Purple Ranger: CREATING ANOTHER ROBOTIC COPY OF SONIC ISNT GOING TO HELP YOU BECAUSE HE TOOK DOWN ALL THE PREVIOUS ONES ALSO HE MAY BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND METAL MAN'S METAL BLADES BUT METAL MAN IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE SO WHAT ELSE CAN HE RESIST ALSO WHAT THE HECK IS MM-PLUTONIUM?!
Green Ranger: (uncovers ear) ...is it over?
Purple Ranger: Yeah.
(Razor Overlord explodes)
Purple Ranger: If you don't mind, I will now go see more of your episodes of Assault.
Green Ranger: Go crazy.
Red Ranger: You DO know what he's ACTUALLY going to do, right?
Green Ranger: *gulp*
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Aegislash
P5> Rotom
PRESS START
(Leafeon is peacefully walking on the sidewalk)
(he sees a poster)
Leafeon: Hmm...
ROBOTICS COMPETITION
WHO WILL MAKE THE MOST INTELLIGENT ROBOT?
OCTOBER 10, 2017
Leafeon: Hmm...
(crashes through wall at home)
Leafeon: Hmm...
Everyone: Hmm...
Mewtwo: I'll do it!
Leafeon: Challenge accepted!
(They both go to their rooms)
Ho-Oh: Uh...I guess I'll try too?
Aegislash: Don't bother.
(Montage of Leafeon and Mewtwo creating their own robots)
Mewtwo: Is that--
Leafeon: Yeah! And is that--
Mewtwo: You bet!
Leafeon: Hey, can you pass the T-024 bolts?
Mewtwo: Get 'em yourself, we're not working together here.
Leafeon: Ugh. (gets them himself)
Mewtwo: (puts mask on and sparks fly everywhere)
(one of them gets on Leafeon's bot)
Leafeon: Nuuuu...wait! (he jars the spark before it hits his robot)
Mewtwo: WHHAAAAAT?!
Leafeon: Yurp. (develops fire-proof metal) Now I just have to replace everything with this...MM-plutonium!
Mewtwo: What does that stand for?
Leafeon: Mecha Madness!
Eeveechu: Battle Begin! Sorry... (hides in the shadows)
Leafeon: ...yeah, it stands for Mecha Madness.
Mewtwo: Huh. Neat.
Later...
Mewtwo: Done!
Leafeon: Done! Dang it!
Mewtwo: I get to reveal it first.
Leafeon: Ugh, whatever.
Mewtwo: I present to you...the Psychic Cat Zord!
Leafeon: (looks up) WHAAAAAAT?! How long did it take you to build this?!
Mewtwo: Same time as you. What did you get?
Leafeon: I present to you...the world's first ever real life METAL SONIC! Yes! All systems power on!
(Metal Sonic comes to life)
Mewtwo: Leafeon...what have you done?
Leafeon: But wait! This isn't Metal Sonic! This is...Razor Sonic!
Mewtwo: Razor Sonic?
Leafeon: Razor Sonic! Razor Sonic can resist razors of any kind. Metal Man's metal blades, any woodcutter, fire, thanks to MM-plutonium, and even scooters at high speeds!
Mewtwo: Uh...Leafeon?
Leafeon: He can also move to speeds at approximately one thousand two hundred thirty-four miles per hour!
Mewtwo: Leafeon!
Leafeon: What?
Mewtwo: He left.
Leafeon: Are you kidding?
One day later...
Leafeon: He'd better be at the stage...
Ho-Oh: Wonder what you guys made...
Mewtwo: I made a giant Zord!
Leafeon: I made a self-aware robot that can probably destroy planets at this point.
(Razor Sonic is at the stage)
Leafeon: Oh, thank Arceus...
Razor Sonic: All living things, kneel before your master!
Leafeon: Oh, thank no one...
Mewtwo: I've got this! Alright skitters! IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!
Leafeon: What?
Mewtwo: Just...deal with it.
Leafeon: Fine. HYDREIGONZORD!
Ho-Oh: TYRANTRUM!
Aegislash: Uh...is there a mastodon Pokemon?
Mewtwo: I don't think so.
Aegislash: Okay. MASTODON!
Rotom: PYROAR!
Leafeon: Wat? When did you get here?
Rotom: When the call comes, I answer the call.
Leafeon: Okay...
(they all morph)
Everyone: POKEMON RANGERS!
(Mewtwo hops into his zord)
Green Ranger: Man, that's huge!
Red Ranger: Yeah, he must've spent a lot of time on that.
Orange Ranger: Hi!
Black Ranger: Uh...there was never an Orange Ranger.
Orange Ranger: Who cares? I look AWESOME!
(Psychic Cat Zord starts punching Razor Sonic)
(Razor Sonic activates his Black Shield)
Razor Sonic: (turns into Razor Overlord)
Purple ranger: ;-; y tho? (gets bitten by Razor Overlord)
Green Ranger: Wait! Mewtwo has the ultimate weapon!
Red Ranger: What's that?
Green Ranger: The ultimate weapon is...HATE ON PEOPLE'S HARD WORK!
Black Ranger: To be fair, you DID hate on HIS Death Battles...
Green Ranger: I just hate because I hate. HE HAS A REASON TO HATE.
Red Ranger: You sure you wanna do this?
Green Ranger: *shrugs* He debunked Frisk VS Lore. What can't he do?
Red Ranger: You're right, you're right...
Purple Ranger: OBJECTION!
Leafeon: Here goes. (covers ears)
Purple Ranger: CREATING ANOTHER ROBOTIC COPY OF SONIC ISNT GOING TO HELP YOU BECAUSE HE TOOK DOWN ALL THE PREVIOUS ONES ALSO HE MAY BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND METAL MAN'S METAL BLADES BUT METAL MAN IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE SO WHAT ELSE CAN HE RESIST ALSO WHAT THE HECK IS MM-PLUTONIUM?!
Green Ranger: (uncovers ear) ...is it over?
Purple Ranger: Yeah.
(Razor Overlord explodes)
Purple Ranger: If you don't mind, I will now go see more of your episodes of Assault.
Green Ranger: Go crazy.
Red Ranger: You DO know what he's ACTUALLY going to do, right?
Green Ranger: *gulp*
