CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Aegislash
P5> Noecalg
P6> Noerbmu
P7> Rotom
P8> Empoleon
P9> Cloud
PRESS START
Ho-Oh: Uh, guys? We have a problem!
Leafeon: What is it?
Ho-Oh: The city's being attacked! Again!
Noecalg: *le yawn* Okay, who's turn is it?
Mewtwo: According to this chart, it's my turn to plan the fight!
Leafeon: Alright then! Ultras, GO!
Ho-Oh: God, will you PLEASE stop saying that!
LE TRANSITION
(Title & Dragon: Wind Waker - Hyrule Warriors Legends)
Mewtwo: Alright, Monika, like we planned! We both charge up a barrier and unleash it on the city!
Monika: Of course, wifey~!
Mewtwo: (charges Reflect)
Monika: (button appears) Aaaand, boop! (presses button)
Mewtwo: (unleashes Reflect) Leafeon, the barrier's up! Move to Phase 2!
Leafeon: Got it! Ho-Oh, you ready?
Ho-Oh: Waiting on you, Leafeon!
Leafeon: Oh, right. (creates ice path into the air)
Ho-Oh: (flies away)
Leafeon: There's Murkrow everywhere! (fires ice at some)
Ho-Oh: Nothing a little Sacred Fire can't handle! (uses Sacred Fire)
Leafeon: Well that was anti-climactic.
Aegislash: I don't think we're winning this easily. There's Diglett and Dugtrio going underground!
Noecalg: That's our cue!
Empoleon: Let's pummel some Diglett!
Noecalg2: And Dugtrio.
Empoleon: (drills underground and makes a giant circle around the base)
Noecalg and Noecalg2: (covers it in ice)
Noecalg2: That's the last one!
Empoleon: Oh no! We let some Diglett and Dugtrio into the base!
Aegislash: Nah, I'll handle them.
Noerbmu: Yo, is there a war going on?
Noecalg: Yeah, we'd really appreciate it if you'd help.
Noerbmu: Great, I'll call up the squad! (grabs phone) Beep boop boop beep boop...
Cloud's Phone: JUST JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPI--
Cloud: Yello?
Noerbmu: Uh, yeah, the Clone Wars are going on.
Cloud: Come on man, I'm finishing Episode 5 of Minecraft Story Mode Season 2!
Noerbmu: Please?
Cloud: Fine.
Leafeon: Guys? We could use some help!
Mewtwo: Don't worry, Monika and I have nothing else to do.
Monika: But I just got this uniform washed...
Cloud: Uh, I have no way up there.
Noerbmu: You made it! So...now what?
Cloud: Wanna play Fortnite?
Noerbmu: Sure!
Ho-Oh: Cut the jokes lasses and cover the air!
Honchcrow: Oh, I'm not finished yet.
Leafeon: Who are you?
Honchkrow: What does it look like?
Leafeon: Uh...a bird?
Honchkrow: (facepalm) I'm Honchkrow, imbecile! And soon, my species and I will take over this puny planet and make it great again!
Mewtwo: Really? Because it doesn't look like you're winning!
Honchkrow: Turn around.
Mewtwo: (turns around) Oh no...
Aegislash: Can't...move...into shield...formation...
Diglett: *smacks head against buttons*
Other Diglett: *do the same*
Monika: The barriers down, pudding! And we can't put it up again, or we'll trap the Diglett inside and they won't get out!
Honchkrow: Minions, into Formation B!
Dave: Whaaaaa?
Granbull: THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE, THAT JOKE WAS TOO FUNNY!
Leafeon: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAAAAAA--
*le rewind*
Honchkrow: Minions, into Formation B!
Leafeon: Aegislash, I need you to cut out of that rope for me.
Aegislash: I was just kidding, of course I can! *cuts rope and slashes Diglett* All of them were on that computer.
Ho-Oh: But there's more on the way!
Cloud: You and I can create a fire wall, Leafeon, Noecalg, Noecalg2, and Empoleon can create an ice wall, and Noerbmu! Play Fortnite.
Leafeon: That'll take too long to charge!
Honchkrow and Murkrow: (all use Dark Pulse)
Ho-Oh: ...oh dear.
Mewtwo: (makes barrier) Hnnngh!
Leafeon: Mewtwo, what are you doing?
Mewtwo: Monika and I are holding the barrier!
Leafeon: You can't do that! You'll die!
Mewtwo: No, Monika will die.
Monika: What?!
Mewtwo: I meant I'll die.
Leafeon: You can't just leave! We have so much together!
Mewtwo: If I can hold this barrier, the attack will drain half of the Murkrow's and Honchkrow's power! If I can just do this, he'll be a lot easier to defeat from here on! Just trust me here.
Leafeon: But--
Mewtwo: TRUST ME.
Ho-Oh: Welp, looks like we can't do anything but watch him die, huh?
Leafeon: ...shut up.
One blast later...
Leafeon: So, that's it. He's really dead. After all that machinery, all that fun, all those adventures. That time you threw Ho-Oh against a bunch of walls because he wouldn't pass the peanut butter, that time when I kicked the bucket but I came back...
Cloud: Nonsense! We'll bring 'im back...somehow...
Leafeon: I know. Mewtwo and I made a machine that could transport one person at a time to the afterlife. We'll see him again, I know it.
Ho-Oh: At least Monika is still alive! Er, no she's not.
Noecalg: They're both in a better place now.
Leafeon: Honchkrow and his forces have left now. We should get back to base and clean up all the corpses.
Meanwhile...
Honchkrow: Okay...a soap bar...a string of black thread...and a Sand Block...
(Darkrai shows up in a toilet)
Darkrai: Did you get what I needed?
Honchkrow: Well, er, you see, many were sacrificed, but...only one of them died...
Darkrai: What?! Honchkrow, I trusted you to take them out! Without that dispenser, my forces will diminish and I'll never accomplish what I wanted!
Honchkrow: Master, I'm sure there's another way--
Darkrai: Enough. If you fail me again, I'm afraid I'm going to have to demote you.
Honchkrow: ! Y-yes sir.
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Aegislash
P5> Noecalg
P6> Noerbmu
P7> Rotom
P8> Empoleon
P9> Cloud
PRESS START
Ho-Oh: Uh, guys? We have a problem!
Leafeon: What is it?
Ho-Oh: The city's being attacked! Again!
Noecalg: *le yawn* Okay, who's turn is it?
Mewtwo: According to this chart, it's my turn to plan the fight!
Leafeon: Alright then! Ultras, GO!
Ho-Oh: God, will you PLEASE stop saying that!
LE TRANSITION
(Title & Dragon: Wind Waker - Hyrule Warriors Legends)
Mewtwo: Alright, Monika, like we planned! We both charge up a barrier and unleash it on the city!
Monika: Of course, wifey~!
Mewtwo: (charges Reflect)
Monika: (button appears) Aaaand, boop! (presses button)
Mewtwo: (unleashes Reflect) Leafeon, the barrier's up! Move to Phase 2!
Leafeon: Got it! Ho-Oh, you ready?
Ho-Oh: Waiting on you, Leafeon!
Leafeon: Oh, right. (creates ice path into the air)
Ho-Oh: (flies away)
Leafeon: There's Murkrow everywhere! (fires ice at some)
Ho-Oh: Nothing a little Sacred Fire can't handle! (uses Sacred Fire)
Leafeon: Well that was anti-climactic.
Aegislash: I don't think we're winning this easily. There's Diglett and Dugtrio going underground!
Noecalg: That's our cue!
Empoleon: Let's pummel some Diglett!
Noecalg2: And Dugtrio.
Empoleon: (drills underground and makes a giant circle around the base)
Noecalg and Noecalg2: (covers it in ice)
Noecalg2: That's the last one!
Empoleon: Oh no! We let some Diglett and Dugtrio into the base!
Aegislash: Nah, I'll handle them.
Noerbmu: Yo, is there a war going on?
Noecalg: Yeah, we'd really appreciate it if you'd help.
Noerbmu: Great, I'll call up the squad! (grabs phone) Beep boop boop beep boop...
Cloud's Phone: JUST JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPI--
Cloud: Yello?
Noerbmu: Uh, yeah, the Clone Wars are going on.
Cloud: Come on man, I'm finishing Episode 5 of Minecraft Story Mode Season 2!
Noerbmu: Please?
Cloud: Fine.
Leafeon: Guys? We could use some help!
Mewtwo: Don't worry, Monika and I have nothing else to do.
Monika: But I just got this uniform washed...
Cloud: Uh, I have no way up there.
Noerbmu: You made it! So...now what?
Cloud: Wanna play Fortnite?
Noerbmu: Sure!
Ho-Oh: Cut the jokes lasses and cover the air!
Honchcrow: Oh, I'm not finished yet.
Leafeon: Who are you?
Honchkrow: What does it look like?
Leafeon: Uh...a bird?
Honchkrow: (facepalm) I'm Honchkrow, imbecile! And soon, my species and I will take over this puny planet and make it great again!
Mewtwo: Really? Because it doesn't look like you're winning!
Honchkrow: Turn around.
Mewtwo: (turns around) Oh no...
Aegislash: Can't...move...into shield...formation...
Diglett: *smacks head against buttons*
Other Diglett: *do the same*
Monika: The barriers down, pudding! And we can't put it up again, or we'll trap the Diglett inside and they won't get out!
Honchkrow: Minions, into Formation B!
Dave: Whaaaaa?
Granbull: THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE, THAT JOKE WAS TOO FUNNY!
Leafeon: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAAAAAA--
*le rewind*
Honchkrow: Minions, into Formation B!
Leafeon: Aegislash, I need you to cut out of that rope for me.
Aegislash: I was just kidding, of course I can! *cuts rope and slashes Diglett* All of them were on that computer.
Ho-Oh: But there's more on the way!
Cloud: You and I can create a fire wall, Leafeon, Noecalg, Noecalg2, and Empoleon can create an ice wall, and Noerbmu! Play Fortnite.
Leafeon: That'll take too long to charge!
Honchkrow and Murkrow: (all use Dark Pulse)
Ho-Oh: ...oh dear.
Mewtwo: (makes barrier) Hnnngh!
Leafeon: Mewtwo, what are you doing?
Mewtwo: Monika and I are holding the barrier!
Leafeon: You can't do that! You'll die!
Mewtwo: No, Monika will die.
Monika: What?!
Mewtwo: I meant I'll die.
Leafeon: You can't just leave! We have so much together!
Mewtwo: If I can hold this barrier, the attack will drain half of the Murkrow's and Honchkrow's power! If I can just do this, he'll be a lot easier to defeat from here on! Just trust me here.
Leafeon: But--
Mewtwo: TRUST ME.
Ho-Oh: Welp, looks like we can't do anything but watch him die, huh?
Leafeon: ...shut up.
One blast later...
Leafeon: So, that's it. He's really dead. After all that machinery, all that fun, all those adventures. That time you threw Ho-Oh against a bunch of walls because he wouldn't pass the peanut butter, that time when I kicked the bucket but I came back...
Cloud: Nonsense! We'll bring 'im back...somehow...
Leafeon: I know. Mewtwo and I made a machine that could transport one person at a time to the afterlife. We'll see him again, I know it.
Ho-Oh: At least Monika is still alive! Er, no she's not.
Noecalg: They're both in a better place now.
Leafeon: Honchkrow and his forces have left now. We should get back to base and clean up all the corpses.
Meanwhile...
Honchkrow: Okay...a soap bar...a string of black thread...and a Sand Block...
(Darkrai shows up in a toilet)
Darkrai: Did you get what I needed?
Honchkrow: Well, er, you see, many were sacrificed, but...only one of them died...
Darkrai: What?! Honchkrow, I trusted you to take them out! Without that dispenser, my forces will diminish and I'll never accomplish what I wanted!
Honchkrow: Master, I'm sure there's another way--
Darkrai: Enough. If you fail me again, I'm afraid I'm going to have to demote you.
Honchkrow: ! Y-yes sir.
(Team Fortress All-Star - Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed)
CREDITS
Leafeon - Me, me, me!
Mewtwo - Mewtwofan259
Ho-Oh - FinalPasta
Aegislash - Lord of Pain
Noecalg - Mr.Glaceon
Noerbmu - Sun and Moon
Empoleon - SapphireTheEmpoleonMaster
Cloud - Cloudswift
This is a part of a 5-part story ark called The Lost Soul. Of course, there will still be regular episodes between these drama-based episodes, but it IS a thing that will be happening. I was going to save this for the Season 2 Finale, but y'know, me I guess.
CREDITS
Leafeon - Me, me, me!
Mewtwo - Mewtwofan259
Ho-Oh - FinalPasta
Aegislash - Lord of Pain
Noecalg - Mr.Glaceon
Noerbmu - Sun and Moon
Empoleon - SapphireTheEmpoleonMaster
Cloud - Cloudswift