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P1> Leafeon
P2> Noecalg
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
PRESS START
Leafeon: Okay, I have all my stuff for 1st period! Just need to close my locker...wait, how can I close my locker? I walk on all fours. And how did I open my locker in the first place? I don't even have thumbs. Why am I holding books right now, I can only use my back! Yeesh, how illogical I've come to be.
Noecalg: Hey Leafeon!
Leafeon: AH! Can you STOP DOING that?
Noecalg: Sorry. It's in my part Ghost-Type blood I guess.
Leafeon: What?
Noecalg: NUSSING!
Leafeon: What did you come here for?
Noecalg: I found a SWWWWEEEEEET~ DIET DOCTA PEPPAH new way for you to tell me apart from my sister that you probably have a crush on!
Leafeon: What is it?
Noecalg: This black beanie.
Leafeon: I thought wearing beanies was my thing...
Noecalg: Well, it looks cool, and we're bros, right?
Leafeon: We met a single episode ago.
Noecalg: Doesn't matter!
One class later...
Noecalg: LEAFEON!
Leafeon: ...did you purposefully try that time?
Noecalg: Yeah...
Leafeon: Anyway, what do you want?
Noecalg: I have an idea on how you can get the ice-cold girl!
Leafeon: Really? How?
Noecalg: Legends tell of a blue flare Quilava called Cloud that knows everything about girls. She'll tell you how. Or do you need me to hold your paw?
Tigerclaw: That's my thing... D:
Leafeon: Yes, please. But don't get people to think we're lesbian.
Noecalg: Fair.
After school...
Leafeon: Is this where she lives?
Glaceon: Yep. Driftveil City. But this place is known for some stuff, so let's explore while we can.
(Driftveil City - Pokemon Black and Pokemon White)
(MONTAGE)
(Leafeon gets a haircut and says "Rawr!")
(A couple girls walk by and laugh at him)
(Noecalg shrugs)
(The duo want to play basketball...but Leafeon reminds them that they can't hold the ball)
(Leafeon and Noecalg buy a bunch of Strawberry Gum)
Leafeon: Well, that was fun!
Noecalg: Yeah. Hey, maybe we can come here after school!
Leafeon: It'll eventually get boring.
Noecalg: True...hey, there's her house!
Leafeon: I appreciate the help, Noecalg.
Glaceon: Your welcome, Leafeon. Plus, I've always wanted to meet the smart, funny, cute--
Leafeon: I'ma stop you right there.
Glaceon: Right! Sorry!
Leafeon: *knock knock knock* Cloud? *knock knock knock* Cloud. *knock knock knock* Cloud?
Cloud: (opens door) What do you want, Sheldon Leafeon?
Leafeon: Cloud, I need your help.
Cloud: My help with what?
Leafeon: There's this cool restaurant that Glaceon wants to go to, and I don't know how to ask her out!
Cloud: Oh, that's easy. If you wanna be REEEALLY romantic, you have to stand in front of your house wearing a black leather jacket and playing Fist Bump on loop, holding a boombox over your head.
Noecalg: Uh, h-hey Cloud!
Cloud: Oh, hey Noecalg.
Leafeon: If you say so.
Later...
Noecalg: Okay, checklist. Leather jacket?
Leafeon: Swagged.
Noecalg: Pixel sunglasses?
Leafeon: Pixelated.
Noecalg: Boombox?
Leafeon: Beat dropped.
Noecalg: Fist Bump tape on the second B verse?
Leafeon: All alone, we will never be.
Noecalg: I think that's everything.
Leafeon: Let's do this.
toGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO
YOU ARE NEXT TO ME AND I AM NEXT TO YOU
PUSHING ON THROUGH UNTIL THE BATTLE'S WOOOOOOOOON
NO ONE'S GONNA GET ANYTHING TO US
INTO EACH OTHER WE PUT OUR TRUST
Glaceon: Tf are you doing?
Noecalg: Putting Fist Bump on full blast! Cloud said you liked that.
Glaceon: No I don't!
Cloud:
Leafeon: Well. Bye. *dashes away*
Noecalg: Er, cya sis!
Leafeon: YOU SAID CLOUD KNEW ABOUT GIRLS!
Noecalg: I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY GO SEE HER!
Leafeon: *closes book* And that's the story of how Noecalg was A BIG MOTHERFU--
(Flying Battery Zone Act 1 - Sonic Mania)
CREDITS
Leafeon: Me, me, me!
Noecalg: @Mr.Glaceon
Cloud: @Cloudswift
P1> Leafeon
P2> Noecalg
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
PRESS START
Leafeon: Okay, I have all my stuff for 1st period! Just need to close my locker...wait, how can I close my locker? I walk on all fours. And how did I open my locker in the first place? I don't even have thumbs. Why am I holding books right now, I can only use my back! Yeesh, how illogical I've come to be.
Noecalg: Hey Leafeon!
Leafeon: AH! Can you STOP DOING that?
Noecalg: Sorry. It's in my part Ghost-Type blood I guess.
Leafeon: What?
Noecalg: NUSSING!
Leafeon: What did you come here for?
Noecalg: I found a SWWWWEEEEEET~ DIET DOCTA PEPPAH new way for you to tell me apart from my sister that you probably have a crush on!
Leafeon: What is it?
Noecalg: This black beanie.
Leafeon: I thought wearing beanies was my thing...
Noecalg: Well, it looks cool, and we're bros, right?
Leafeon: We met a single episode ago.
Noecalg: Doesn't matter!
One class later...
Noecalg: LEAFEON!
Leafeon: ...did you purposefully try that time?
Noecalg: Yeah...
Leafeon: Anyway, what do you want?
Noecalg: I have an idea on how you can get the ice-cold girl!
Leafeon: Really? How?
Noecalg: Legends tell of a blue flare Quilava called Cloud that knows everything about girls. She'll tell you how. Or do you need me to hold your paw?
Tigerclaw: That's my thing... D:
Leafeon: Yes, please. But don't get people to think we're lesbian.
Noecalg: Fair.
After school...
Leafeon: Is this where she lives?
Glaceon: Yep. Driftveil City. But this place is known for some stuff, so let's explore while we can.
(Driftveil City - Pokemon Black and Pokemon White)
(MONTAGE)
(Leafeon gets a haircut and says "Rawr!")
(A couple girls walk by and laugh at him)
(Noecalg shrugs)
(The duo want to play basketball...but Leafeon reminds them that they can't hold the ball)
(Leafeon and Noecalg buy a bunch of Strawberry Gum)
Leafeon: Well, that was fun!
Noecalg: Yeah. Hey, maybe we can come here after school!
Leafeon: It'll eventually get boring.
Noecalg: True...hey, there's her house!
Leafeon: I appreciate the help, Noecalg.
Glaceon: Your welcome, Leafeon. Plus, I've always wanted to meet the smart, funny, cute--
Leafeon: I'ma stop you right there.
Glaceon: Right! Sorry!
Leafeon: *knock knock knock* Cloud? *knock knock knock* Cloud. *knock knock knock* Cloud?
Cloud: (opens door) What do you want, Sheldon Leafeon?
Leafeon: Cloud, I need your help.
Cloud: My help with what?
Leafeon: There's this cool restaurant that Glaceon wants to go to, and I don't know how to ask her out!
Cloud: Oh, that's easy. If you wanna be REEEALLY romantic, you have to stand in front of your house wearing a black leather jacket and playing Fist Bump on loop, holding a boombox over your head.
Noecalg: Uh, h-hey Cloud!
Cloud: Oh, hey Noecalg.
Leafeon: If you say so.
Later...
Noecalg: Okay, checklist. Leather jacket?
Leafeon: Swagged.
Noecalg: Pixel sunglasses?
Leafeon: Pixelated.
Noecalg: Boombox?
Leafeon: Beat dropped.
Noecalg: Fist Bump tape on the second B verse?
Leafeon: All alone, we will never be.
Noecalg: I think that's everything.
Leafeon: Let's do this.
toGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO
YOU ARE NEXT TO ME AND I AM NEXT TO YOU
PUSHING ON THROUGH UNTIL THE BATTLE'S WOOOOOOOOON
NO ONE'S GONNA GET ANYTHING TO US
INTO EACH OTHER WE PUT OUR TRUST
Glaceon: Tf are you doing?
Noecalg: Putting Fist Bump on full blast! Cloud said you liked that.
Glaceon: No I don't!
Cloud:
Leafeon: Well. Bye. *dashes away*
Noecalg: Er, cya sis!
Leafeon: YOU SAID CLOUD KNEW ABOUT GIRLS!
Noecalg: I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY GO SEE HER!
Leafeon: *closes book* And that's the story of how Noecalg was A BIG MOTHERFU--
(Flying Battery Zone Act 1 - Sonic Mania)
CREDITS
Leafeon: Me, me, me!
Noecalg: @Mr.Glaceon
Cloud: @Cloudswift
