CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo (Soon...)
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Noecalg
PRESS START
Ho-Oh: Hey, have you guys heard about the rumors about a new girl?
Leafeon: Oh, you mean Braixen?
Ho-Oh: How did you know?
Leafeon: Because everyone's dying to see her poop.
Aromatisse: If you tag me on your Nebbygram, I'll give you A's for the rest of the year!
Mimikyu: Look, your majesty! A puddle! We must avoid it somehow!
Autumn: I could murder it with my leaf powers!
Charmeleon: I could evaporate it with my fire powers!
Noecalg: I could freeze it with my ice powers!
Mewtwo: Not you too, Noecalg...
Noecalg: Sorry, I just went there because I like to purr. One time when I was trying to purr, she thought I was purring towards her. But I wasn't! And there were a bunch of other people that appearantly are after her because purring too! So I followed her.
Leafeon: Noecalg, they're not following Braixen because you purred.
Noecalg: Then why?
Leafeon: Just look at her!
Braixen: *le hair flip*
...
Noecalg: Still don't get it.
Leafeon: Alright, here's the plan.
Mewtwo: There's a plan?
Leafeon: It's just one step. We ignore her and try not to let her perfection into our lives! Understood?
All: Understood!
*le bell ring and LE TRANSFER*
Farfetch'd: And so...the legendary Kirby...destroyed the Hal...berd...*snoooore*
Leafeon: (feels something in desk) ?
LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: I don't know who it's from! Is it from a secret admirer? Is it from Pangoro? I DON'T KNOW!
Mewtwo: Wait, what if it was Braixen?
Leafeon: Sh-she probably just wants help from me, right?
Mewtwo: You have the hots for her, don't you?
Leafeon: Sadly true.
Mewtwo: What about Glaceon?
Leafeon: That's Noecalg's sister. I got over her long ago.
Mewtwo: Oh. How convenient.
Leafeon: There's 5 minutes before school ends and I have to decide--
*le bell ring*
Leafeon: Make that 5 seconds.
Mewtwo: Just go. It's not like she likes you anyway. There are other boys that are possibilities, like Umbreon, Bisharp, Swampert, Machamp...
Leafeon: I'll do it then!
Later...
Leafeon: You called?
Braixen: You're Leafeon, right?
Leafeon: Yep! Co-President of Mewtwo Labs, Certified Detective, and beat myself in a battle!
Braixen: Good...er, I was wondering if you could hook me up with a crush of mine...
Leafeon: Really? Is it me? I'm just kidding. Who is it?
Braixen: It's...Gallade.
Leafeon: What? Out of all the options you had. Umbreon, Lucario, Machamp, FRICKIN' AEGISLASH, you chose Gallade? He sits in the back and reads during class!
Braixen: That's what I like about him. He's smart, he knows how to drive, and he's a really good battler. I never got to talk to him because everyone's smothering me so much...
Leafeon: Works for me. I'll cook up a love potion for you by tomorrow.
Braixen: Thanks Leafeon!
LE TRANSITION
Mewtwo: Are you kidding? Of course I know how to make a love potion!
Leafeon: Awesome.
Later...
Mewtwo: Do you have everything I need?
Leafeon: Yep.
Mewtwo: A part of him. (throws in tiny sword) A part of her. (throws in match) And the tear of someone who loves him.
Leafeon: Bad news, Braixen doesn't cry. Good news, she cries blue fire. (hands jar)
Mewtwo: (opens jar and liquid fire goes in) And now, we wait.
Leafeon: I have the love potion. You have the fire cupid?
Braixen: Yep! (makes fire cupid)
Fire Cupid: For more options, press 1. (dips arrow in potion and fires at both)
Leafeon: How did he fire at you when he was facing the opposite direction?
Braixen: Logic, I guess. Well, at least we're in love now! Thanks Leafeon!
Leafeon: No problem, and give me a call anytime you need it.
Mewtwo: Leafeon, we have a problem.
Leafeon: What?
Mewtwo: I'm Mewtwo from 5 minutes into the future, and apparently, everyone's gone cuckoo because Braixen has a girlfriend.
Leafeon: They'll get over it soon enough.
1 day later...
Leafeon: HOPE IS NOT LOST!
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo (Soon...)
P3> Ho-Oh
P4> Noecalg
PRESS START
Ho-Oh: Hey, have you guys heard about the rumors about a new girl?
Leafeon: Oh, you mean Braixen?
Ho-Oh: How did you know?
Leafeon: Because everyone's dying to see her poop.
Aromatisse: If you tag me on your Nebbygram, I'll give you A's for the rest of the year!
Mimikyu: Look, your majesty! A puddle! We must avoid it somehow!
Autumn: I could murder it with my leaf powers!
Charmeleon: I could evaporate it with my fire powers!
Noecalg: I could freeze it with my ice powers!
Mewtwo: Not you too, Noecalg...
Noecalg: Sorry, I just went there because I like to purr. One time when I was trying to purr, she thought I was purring towards her. But I wasn't! And there were a bunch of other people that appearantly are after her because purring too! So I followed her.
Leafeon: Noecalg, they're not following Braixen because you purred.
Noecalg: Then why?
Leafeon: Just look at her!
Braixen: *le hair flip*
...
Noecalg: Still don't get it.
Leafeon: Alright, here's the plan.
Mewtwo: There's a plan?
Leafeon: It's just one step. We ignore her and try not to let her perfection into our lives! Understood?
All: Understood!
*le bell ring and LE TRANSFER*
Farfetch'd: And so...the legendary Kirby...destroyed the Hal...berd...*snoooore*
Leafeon: (feels something in desk) ?
Meet me in the courtyard after school!
Leafeon: Crap.LE TRANSITION
Leafeon: I don't know who it's from! Is it from a secret admirer? Is it from Pangoro? I DON'T KNOW!
Mewtwo: Wait, what if it was Braixen?
Leafeon: Sh-she probably just wants help from me, right?
Mewtwo: You have the hots for her, don't you?
Leafeon: Sadly true.
Mewtwo: What about Glaceon?
Leafeon: That's Noecalg's sister. I got over her long ago.
Mewtwo: Oh. How convenient.
Leafeon: There's 5 minutes before school ends and I have to decide--
*le bell ring*
Leafeon: Make that 5 seconds.
Mewtwo: Just go. It's not like she likes you anyway. There are other boys that are possibilities, like Umbreon, Bisharp, Swampert, Machamp...
Leafeon: I'll do it then!
Later...
Leafeon: You called?
Braixen: You're Leafeon, right?
Leafeon: Yep! Co-President of Mewtwo Labs, Certified Detective, and beat myself in a battle!
Braixen: Good...er, I was wondering if you could hook me up with a crush of mine...
Leafeon: Really? Is it me? I'm just kidding. Who is it?
Braixen: It's...Gallade.
Leafeon: What? Out of all the options you had. Umbreon, Lucario, Machamp, FRICKIN' AEGISLASH, you chose Gallade? He sits in the back and reads during class!
Braixen: That's what I like about him. He's smart, he knows how to drive, and he's a really good battler. I never got to talk to him because everyone's smothering me so much...
Leafeon: Works for me. I'll cook up a love potion for you by tomorrow.
Braixen: Thanks Leafeon!
LE TRANSITION
Mewtwo: Are you kidding? Of course I know how to make a love potion!
Leafeon: Awesome.
Later...
Mewtwo: Do you have everything I need?
Leafeon: Yep.
Mewtwo: A part of him. (throws in tiny sword) A part of her. (throws in match) And the tear of someone who loves him.
Leafeon: Bad news, Braixen doesn't cry. Good news, she cries blue fire. (hands jar)
Mewtwo: (opens jar and liquid fire goes in) And now, we wait.
Leafeon: I have the love potion. You have the fire cupid?
Braixen: Yep! (makes fire cupid)
Fire Cupid: For more options, press 1. (dips arrow in potion and fires at both)
Leafeon: How did he fire at you when he was facing the opposite direction?
Braixen: Logic, I guess. Well, at least we're in love now! Thanks Leafeon!
Leafeon: No problem, and give me a call anytime you need it.
Mewtwo: Leafeon, we have a problem.
Leafeon: What?
Mewtwo: I'm Mewtwo from 5 minutes into the future, and apparently, everyone's gone cuckoo because Braixen has a girlfriend.
Leafeon: They'll get over it soon enough.
1 day later...
Leafeon: HOPE IS NOT LOST!
(Villager News - Element Animation)
CREDITS
Leafeon: Me, me, me!
Mewtwo - @Mewtwofan259 (Not that it matters)
Ho-Oh - @FinalPasta
Noecalg - @Mr.Glaceon
Man, it's been a while. I've mostly been working on things nobody cares about, but no worries, I'll never forget this series. This may not be enough, but I promise, big episodes are coming soon.
CREDITS
Leafeon: Me, me, me!
Mewtwo - @Mewtwofan259 (Not that it matters)
Ho-Oh - @FinalPasta
Noecalg - @Mr.Glaceon