CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> LEAFEON
P2> MEWTWO
P3> ROTOM
P4> HO-OH
PRESS START
(Arceus sits down on the couch)
(Mew sits right beside him)
(Arceus turns on the TV)
Peridot: And we're here analyze stats, movepools, and abilities to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Mewtwo: Hey, that's my line!
BZZZZZZZZ
(Leafeon walks down the street, whistling)
Pancham: Look at your little face! All scrunched up and ugly.
Leafeon: Hmm...
(picks up)
Pancham: What the--
Leafeon: (slaps)
Pancham: Did you just slap me?
Leafeon: Yeah! Weird, right?
Pancham: ...
Leafeon: (throws against wall and continues walking)
BZZZZZZZZ
(Rotom is looking for things to possess)
Rotom: Aha!
(Goes inside computer)
Rotom: Hey, this place is pretty cool!
Porygon: (holds knife and runs after Rotom)
Rotom: OH MY GO--
BZZZZZZZZ
Ho-Oh: Hey, I wonder what this button does. (presses it)
Cosmic: Oh, I'm CosmicArt now. Huh.
BZZZZZZZZ
Mewtwo: Finally, you have arrived...
Jigglypufff: ?
BZZZZZZZZ
Leafeon: Ya like pizza rolls?
Barry: Ya like jazz?
Leafeon: Goodbye.
BZZZZZZZZ
(Arceus' tummy growls)
Mew: ?
(Arceus points to belly)
Arceus: I NEED MEAT IN MAH TUM TUM
Mew: !
BZZZZZZZZ
Sans: Turn around kid, it be a crime. If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you, so don't step over that line. Or else then you're gonna have a bad time.
BZZZZZZZZ
(Leafeon is planted on a lawn)
Leafeon: Uh, what the heck?
Zombies: Brainz...
Leafeon: Oh my god! I can't move! (uses Razor Leaf)
Leafeon: Phew...
BZZZZZZZZ
Lloyd: Mmwhat?
Garmadon: You said something.
Lloyd: What? No no, I said "Oh, I'll be waiting" and then I stopped.
BZZZZZZZZ
Sonic: I finally found you, faker!
Shadow: Faker? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!
Sonic: I'll make you eat those words!
Shadow: You won't even get the--
Sonic: (grabs subtitles)
Shadow: What?
Sonic: (stuffs them down Shadow's throat) Do you know who I am?
BZZZZZZZ
Bowser: Bwahahahaha! I'll be taking that cake! And Peach, too!
Leafeon: NOOOOO! NOT THE CAKE!
Mewtwo: What? No, you have to save Peach!
Leafeon: (looks down) I'm gonna miss that cake...
BZZZZZZZ
Sonic: You may know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything YOU'RE going to do! STRRRANGE, ISN'T IT?! GRRRR!
BZZZZZZZ
(Arceus turns off the TV)
Mew: ?
Arceus: I'm tired. (goes to sleep)
...
(Giratina comes out with a knife)
Hey everyone! Hope you enjoyed, and if you wanna join the crew, be sure to let me know your favorite Pokemon in the comments, and I'll be sure to include you in the next episode! I hope you all have a fabulous day!
P1> LEAFEON
P2> MEWTWO
P3> ROTOM
P4> HO-OH
PRESS START
(Arceus sits down on the couch)
(Mew sits right beside him)
(Arceus turns on the TV)
Peridot: And we're here analyze stats, movepools, and abilities to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Mewtwo: Hey, that's my line!
BZZZZZZZZ
(Leafeon walks down the street, whistling)
Pancham: Look at your little face! All scrunched up and ugly.
Leafeon: Hmm...
(picks up)
Pancham: What the--
Leafeon: (slaps)
Pancham: Did you just slap me?
Leafeon: Yeah! Weird, right?
Pancham: ...
Leafeon: (throws against wall and continues walking)
BZZZZZZZZ
(Rotom is looking for things to possess)
Rotom: Aha!
(Goes inside computer)
Rotom: Hey, this place is pretty cool!
Porygon: (holds knife and runs after Rotom)
Rotom: OH MY GO--
BZZZZZZZZ
Ho-Oh: Hey, I wonder what this button does. (presses it)
Cosmic: Oh, I'm CosmicArt now. Huh.
BZZZZZZZZ
Mewtwo: Finally, you have arrived...
Jigglypufff: ?
BZZZZZZZZ
Leafeon: Ya like pizza rolls?
Barry: Ya like jazz?
Leafeon: Goodbye.
BZZZZZZZZ
(Arceus' tummy growls)
Mew: ?
(Arceus points to belly)
Arceus: I NEED MEAT IN MAH TUM TUM
Mew: !
BZZZZZZZZ
Sans: Turn around kid, it be a crime. If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you, so don't step over that line. Or else then you're gonna have a bad time.
BZZZZZZZZ
(Leafeon is planted on a lawn)
Leafeon: Uh, what the heck?
Zombies: Brainz...
Leafeon: Oh my god! I can't move! (uses Razor Leaf)
Leafeon: Phew...
BZZZZZZZZ
Lloyd: Mmwhat?
Garmadon: You said something.
Lloyd: What? No no, I said "Oh, I'll be waiting" and then I stopped.
BZZZZZZZZ
Sonic: I finally found you, faker!
Shadow: Faker? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!
Sonic: I'll make you eat those words!
Shadow: You won't even get the--
Sonic: (grabs subtitles)
Shadow: What?
Sonic: (stuffs them down Shadow's throat) Do you know who I am?
BZZZZZZZ
Bowser: Bwahahahaha! I'll be taking that cake! And Peach, too!
Leafeon: NOOOOO! NOT THE CAKE!
Mewtwo: What? No, you have to save Peach!
Leafeon: (looks down) I'm gonna miss that cake...
BZZZZZZZ
Sonic: You may know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything YOU'RE going to do! STRRRANGE, ISN'T IT?! GRRRR!
BZZZZZZZ
(Arceus turns off the TV)
Mew: ?
Arceus: I'm tired. (goes to sleep)
...
(Giratina comes out with a knife)
Hey everyone! Hope you enjoyed, and if you wanna join the crew, be sure to let me know your favorite Pokemon in the comments, and I'll be sure to include you in the next episode! I hope you all have a fabulous day!
