"THIS IS A GENERIC MARY SUE STORY! BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, STUPID STUFF, SCREW BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, DANK MEMES, TEEN TITANS GO IS THE BEST, FIGHT ME IN THE CO-" Is What A Youtube Video Said, As Gold Turned Off His Computer, "MUM, Bring Me Some Milk So I Can Dump It On My Computer." Yelled Gold To His Mom Downstairs. "Thats It Gold! I'm Gonna Kick You Out Of The House! And Then, I'm Gonna Record It, And Start A Giant Controversy Online!" Gold's Mom Yelled Back At Him. "You Wouldn't." Said Gold, Right Then And There, She Grabbed His Computer, Opened His Window, And Threw It Out There, And Then Pushed Gold Out The Window, Into The Dumpster Outside Of Their House. "Crap." Said Gold, "Maybe I Shouldn't Have Ordered Her To Get Me Milk, And Now I'm Kicked Out Of House At The Age Of 14." Said Gold Right As A iPod Fell Out Of The Window Playing The Ferris Bueler's Day Off Chase Music, As His Mom Came To The Side Of The House On Her Rhyhorn. "Hey Gold, You Better Start Running!" Said His Mom As She Started Charging At Him. "O DAMN!" Said Gold As He Hopped Over A Fence Onto Route 1. Ok. Well Maybe, I Should Explain Gold's Life, This IS A Narration Based Story I Guess Kinda, I Don't Know.. Well, Gold Was A Kid Who Pretty Much Didn't Care For His Mom, Ordered Her To Do Stuff, And Didn't Care About Her At All, And She Owned A Rhyhorn, Because She Was A Rhyhorn Rider, A Horrible One At That. They Lived In Vaniville Town, In Kalos, Or He DID Live There, Now He Lives Nowhere. They Lived By 2 Really Clingy Girls, 1 That Loved Him, And Uh, Yeah, 1 That Was A Actual Rival I Guess, I Don't Know. They'll Show Up In About 4-10 Chapters, Never Get Mentioned, And All The Chapters Just Be Gold Wise-Cracking Everything, But Aside That, We Now Go Back To The Main Story, Because In Real Time That Explaining Session Took About 15 Seconds. Now, Gold Has Almost Traveled Across Route 1, And We Can't Even Call It A Route Because Its So Short, Who Is The We? Well, Me, The Narrator, And My Kermit The Frog Plush. "God, My Mom Actually Kicked Me Out Of The House, I HOPE SOMETHING CONVENIENT HAPPENS THAT STARTS THE WONDERLOCKE STORY IN A LOGICAL, POKEMON WAY." Gold Said Loudly, Then The 2 Mentioned Clingy Girls, Named Serena And Shauna. Chapter Count: 1. "Hey Gold, Over Here!" Shouted Shauna To Gold, "Dear God, These People, Well.. I Guess They Might Have The Cliche Answer To All My Problems, Unlike The 7-Day Vegan Challenge, That Definitely Didn't Solve My Problems, And I'm In The Middle Of The Challenge Right Now." Gold Thought To Himself. "Hey." Gold Said To Them. "Hey Gold!" Said Shauna Back, Super Excited "Lets Go Sit At The Table!", "k." Gold Said Back, As Serena Just Stood There, Then Sitting Down, Awkwardly. "Ok, So We Overheard Your Problem, And Theres This Really Cliche Thing Thats Going On, That Can Get You Money!" Said Serena To Gold, "Huh... What Is It?" Gold Responded, As Serena Responded With "Its Called The W.W.W.Y.S.U.F.T.J, For Short, But Its Really Called The Wonderlocke. Why Did You Sign Up For This Junk Service, Where You Can Only Catch One Pokemon On Each Route, And If They Die They Die Forever, But Theres Also A New Trading System Called "WonderTrade" Where You Get To Randomly Trade Your Pokemon For Zig- I Mean Other Pokemon, And If You Do This And Become Champion, Professor Sycamore Will Give You 1 Million Pokedollars!", "Whats The Catch?" Gold Asked Serena, And Then She Said, "You Get Killed If You Blackout." "WTF!" Gold Yelled To Her, "But You Die Escape The Night Style." Shauna Said To Gold. "Oh Well, I Guess Thats Not Bad, Plus I Have Nothing To Live For, Since They Added Personality Into Character Selection, I Chose Sarcastic Cocky Douchebag." Gold Replied With. "So, You Should Take This, Wonderlocke Machine." Shauna Said To Gold As She Gave Him The Machine. And Gold Said After That, "Yay! We Explained The Wonderlocke System Very Stupidly, And We're Making More Then 20 Chapters Because I'm Too Lazy To Write 1,000 Words Per Chapter! Fourth Wall Jokes!"
TO BE CONTINUED, haha, oh god hes being serious.
TO BE CONTINUED, haha, oh god hes being serious.