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Pokemon Sun in a Nutshell: Part 1

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 Pokemon Sunner, if Pokemon Sun was Realistic, whatever you wanna call it.
(Sun's video app rings)
Sun: Huh? Oh, I thought I uninstalled Skype yesterday...
Kukui: Oh, hello hello, yeah?
Sun: I already don't want to go where you want me to go.
Kukui: Welcome to the world of Pokemon, yeah?
Sun: Byyye. (shuts down)
Llllllllater!
Sun: Oh, hey! Look at all these boxes! I bet that will be here even when I become champion.
Ding-Dong!
Sun: I'll get it!
Kukui: Oh, yeah, you needz to go get a Pokemon, yah?
Sun: What is wrong with your grammar? Oh, whatever...
Kukui: You has to go find da kahoona, yah?
Sun: Oh, yeah, and why are you shirtless?
Kukui: Dat no matter, yah? Now go find kahoona, yah?
Sun: Oh, whatever. Hey, why do I live on a Route in this game? Woah! That's a giant wall!
Kukui: Oh, dat just kahoona, yah?
Sun: Your language gets weirder and weirder every time you speak. Also, WHAT THE WHAT THAT'S THE KAHUNA?!
Hala: Oh, *cough* you here to get first Pokemon?
Sun: Oh no...
Hala: You may choose one of these three...
Sun: I'm not going to get Popplio, because the internet hates him...
Popplio: Arf...
Sun: I'm not going with Litten because he evolves into something weird.
Litten: Meowr...
Sun: That leaves Rowlet.
Rowlet: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Sun: Professor are there any other options?
Hala: Nah you gotta pick from these three!
Sun: Alright, Rowlet, you're mine. (Throws Pokeball)
Rowlet: This box is the very culmination of my mind...
Sun: Alright! Caught a Rowlet!
Hala: Wouldja like to give it a nickname?
Sun: I need something strong...something bulky, something that fits his personality...I'm gonna go with...Patrick.
Rowlet: Yay!
Kukui: Now yooz gotta go citch yaself s'more Pokemanz, yah?
Sun: I really, really, really don't care. I'm just gonna go around Hala here, and hopefully find a new one.
Lllllater!
Lillie: Ok, Nebby, but just fr a little bit...
Sun: GOD, that sounds so wrong...
Lillie: Oh no Nebby somebody help please!
Sun: Anybody? Anybody please help her? Alright, fine. The things I do for pretty anime girls...
(Cosmog attacks)
Sun: OH WHAT THE F MAN YOU JUST KILLED US!
(gets saved by Tapu Koko)
Sun: You have no idea how cliche this is. Who am I, Ash Ketchum?
Lillie: Who's he?
Sun: No one! Someone you shouldn't know about.
Lillie: Well, I'mma go.
Sun: Oh, son of a goat, I have a relationship now don't I?
Hau: Hey! You there! Let's battle!
Sun: What?
Hau: Go, Popplio!
Popplio: Arf!
Sun: Go, Patrick!
Patrick: I feel tingly inside...
Sun: Patrick, use Be Stupid!
Patrick fell asleep for no reason!
Sun: Oh, come on, Patrick!
Hau: Uuuuse Water Gun!
Sun: You DO know that's not very effective, right?
Hau: Yep!
Patrick woke up!
Sun: Yes! Use Leafage!
Patrick: Attaaaaaack!
It's super effective!
Popplio fainted!
Hau: Awww, man! I lost!
Sun: I'mma go now, I don't want my quote unquote bae to see me with you.
Hau: How could I looooose?!

Sun: Okay, fishing Pokemon. Yeah, I don't need no Water trial to get this!
A wild Mareanie appeared!
Sun: *gasp* Time to catch it!
This could've been better for Patrick, so your name is Spongebob now.
Spongebob: I'm reday!
Sun: Awesome.

Sun: Alright, so I gotta fight you now?
Hala: Hahahahah! Yas you do!
Sun: Don't start. Patrick, use Leafage!
Patrick: I'm ready! I'm ready!
Spongebob: Hey! That's my line!
Hala: Ahhhhh nooo you have beaten me!
Sun: Ya think?
OH NOSES WILL SUN EVER GO ON A DATE WITH HIS BAE AND WILL HE TRAVEL TO AKALA ISLAND ONLY TIME WILL TEL AS THE JOURNEY CONTINUES!!!
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