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ASSAULT!!: Peashooter VS Flowey (Plants vs. Zombies VS UNDERTALE)

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 Prepare for Undertale! And make it double!
Since the dawn of time, plants have always been one of the most fun and easy things to take care of in life.
But these two take it WAY too far.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> PEASHOOTER, THE MAIN GUARD OF THE PLANTS FORCE
P2> FLOWEY, UNDERTALE'S BEST NIGHTMARE

For this fight, both fighters may change form.
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
And we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
One fateful day in 2009, the zombie apocalypse took over. Only one thing could stop them now...plants?
You heard them. Plants. These things can take puns and sunlight way too far. There's the Citron, the Cactus, the Sunflower, the Chomper, the Wallnut...but by far, Crazy Dave's most valuable weapon is his Peashooter.
This thing is violent, it can shoot huge peas out of its mouth for big damage. The amount of time in between these shots are approximately seventy-five hundredths of a second. That may not sound like much, but other plants like the Cactus are faster. A regular Peashooter can hold up to 10 peas in its Pea Cannon without reloading it.
Peashooter also has other forms, like the Snow Pea, the Fire Pea, the Plasma Pea, the Repeater, the Gatling Pea, the Repeater (see what I did there?), and the Threepeater.
...that's a lot of forms.
The Snow Pea can slow down targets with its shots, the Fire Pea does more damage when they hit, the Plasma Pea is like the Fire Pea, but better, the Repeater is the same as the Peashooter, but it shoots two at a time instead of one, doubling its ammo, the Gatling Pea can shoot four at a time, but they don't do as much damage and Pea has to stay planted on the ground in order to take that form, and the Threepeater shoots three peas: One in front of it, one to its left, and one to its right.
But don't forget about his other amazing abilities! He can run at high speeds for a short time, and blast a Chili Bean out of its mouth like a grenade!
Speaking of running, Peashooter runs like Naruto! Funny, right?
...
*ahem* but by far, plants have never been this dangerous.
(Peashooter yells a noise)
ASSAULT!!
Once upon a time, the king and queen of the underground, Asgore and Toriel ruled the underground. They made all the decisions, everything. One day, they had a child. They named him...Asriel.
Yeah, they're not creative with names.
Does this mean Frisk is Torgore?
MOVING ON!
Asriel grew up to become a strong obstacle in any human's way, having a variety of different attacks. But then, he died and collapsed on a bed of flowers. Losing his child, Asgore ordered that any human that entered the underground to be terminated, and Alphys injected a substance she named Determination into one of the flowers Asriel collapsed on. That flower soon came to life. Realizing he was a flower, Asriel instantly told his father about his revival. But he accidentally reset. He kept resetting over and over again, until he got bored. He forgot of his old self, and became the killer and insane flower we all know today: Flowey the Flower.
Flowey is a sunflower, but doesn't exactly have sunflower features. It looks more like a Daisy. But in a way, Flowey does have some connection to a sunflower. He has only one type of attack, and that's his rice, more commonly known as his friendliness pellets.
When first meeting him, he can trick you into thinking that collecting them is good. When really it takes a bunch off your health.
But when his opponent isn't cooperating, he can use his impossible to dodge attacks, which have a circle around his target.
Flowey can also change form into Omega Flowey when he takes all six human souls, and into Asriel Dreemurr, his true form, when collected every soul in the underground.
The revival has a catch, however. It would require him to become soulless, meaning he had no emotion.
But there was one thing he always felt: Fear. There was only one time when Flowey was ever scared, and that was when Chara was about to kill him. But let's be honest, Chara is an unstoppable force.
Flowey has some impressive feats, too. He'd been the final boss twice, erased the human's save file, and killed the human. Over, and over, and over, and over again.
That's a lot of saves. The only thing that can stop Flowey is true genocide, and nobody but Chara can do that.
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight! Here we gooooooooooo!
ASSAULT!!
(Flowey appears on Crazy Dave's lawn)
Flowey: The surface doesn't seem so bad...
(Peashooter jumps out of the ground)
Peashooter: >=O
Flowey: Oh, you wanna go? You IDIOT.
Get ready for the assault! ENGAGE!!
Peashooter: (shoots out of mouth)
Flowey: (gets hit once but dodges the rest) Looks like you're not such a baby! (uses rice pellets)
Peashooter: (transforms into Gatling Pea and shoots multiple times)
(rice pellets and small peas crash together)
Peashooter: (becomes Repeater)
Flowey: Hahahahaha! (shoots rice pellets to deflect)
Peashooter: (becomes Fire Pea and shoots)
Flowey: (tries to shoot but they get burned) Woah! (gets hit)
HP: 1/20 I
Peashooter: (shoots Chili Bean)
Flowey: (goes underground and dodges)
Peashooter: (turns into Plasma Pea and moves at quick speeds) (shoots multiple times while moving fast)
Flowey: (deflects with rows of pellets)
Peashooter: (gets tired) 'O'
Flowey: Die. (does circle of pellets and laughs)
(Peashooter explodes)
ASSAULT!!

K.O.!
Whoops! I forgot to turn Simply Explode mode off...
Peashooter clearly had the abilities that could take down anything, but Flowey's pellets can deflect anything that comes by. As explained in the Pacifist Run, Flowey's pellets can only be deflected by Sans and Papyrus' bones, Asgore and Toriel's fire, Undyne's spear, or Alphys' electricity. Each of these characters are humanoid in their own way, and Peashooter is anything but that. Plus, Peashooter can be eaten by zombies, and Flowey can hold off the entire last wave by himself. Peashooter just had to pee. I should seriously stop making dumb jokes.
The winner is Flowey the Flower.
ASSAULT!!
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  1. Luke The Riolu
    Luke The Riolu
    I just . . . what ??? Used Amnesia
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