ASSAULT!!
Once upon a time, there was a guy.
This guy died, so he did the stupidest thing a ghost could do while dead: Write a book.
But this wasn't any normal ghost. He made books with stories in them.
It was a world where Shadow Queens, magicians, and stickers could cause mayhem. Even paint!
And what better hero to save the world than the one and only Paper Mario?
Of course, Luigi wasn't happy, but...was there really anything he could do?
At least he was in the book.
Mario has iron shoes, and of course, his trusty hammer.
Which can cause earthquakes and lift Paper Mario into the air like Thor!
This thing is made of wood, and yet it looks and plays cooler than its real-life stone counterparts! Wood beats stone, guys! Jot it down, 5-year-old Minecraft fanboys!
There's many things that Mario can't do like his real-life counterpart, but there's still a lot.
He has TONS of friends, each with their own abilities and uses in different situations.
If only I had that many buddies...
Except you don't...
Yeah, that kinda sucks...
Yeah...
...
...
...
...
...uh, come back this weekend when you'll see Paper Mario pitted against another toon-looking hero, Toon Link!
Happy Halloween!
Thanks for reading!
Bye!
Once upon a time, there was a guy.
This guy died, so he did the stupidest thing a ghost could do while dead: Write a book.
But this wasn't any normal ghost. He made books with stories in them.
It was a world where Shadow Queens, magicians, and stickers could cause mayhem. Even paint!
And what better hero to save the world than the one and only Paper Mario?
Of course, Luigi wasn't happy, but...was there really anything he could do?
At least he was in the book.
Mario has iron shoes, and of course, his trusty hammer.
Which can cause earthquakes and lift Paper Mario into the air like Thor!
This thing is made of wood, and yet it looks and plays cooler than its real-life stone counterparts! Wood beats stone, guys! Jot it down, 5-year-old Minecraft fanboys!
There's many things that Mario can't do like his real-life counterpart, but there's still a lot.
He has TONS of friends, each with their own abilities and uses in different situations.
If only I had that many buddies...
Except you don't...
Yeah, that kinda sucks...
Yeah...
...
...
...
...
...uh, come back this weekend when you'll see Paper Mario pitted against another toon-looking hero, Toon Link!
Happy Halloween!
Thanks for reading!
Bye!
