OVERWATCH IN:
"Robros!"
Zenyatta: Harmony.
Mcree: Ow, the fuck?
Zenyatta: Harmony, bitch.
Lùcio: (earrape) FEEL THE HEALIN' BEAT
Zenyatta: Oh, hey Bastion. Harmony for you.
Bastion: BEEP
Zenyatta: What do you mean, Hanzbow Warning? (Ducks)
Hanzo: ARROWED, BITCH
Tracer: Cheers luv, the cavalry's 'ere!
ELIMINATED TRACER
Mercy: (uses wand) Herros nevaur dy
Tracer: I'M RUNNIN' CIRCLES AROUND HA I'M RUNNIN' CIRCLES AROUND YA I'M RUNNIN-
ELIMINATED TRACER
Tracer: AGHHHHHHH
ELIMINATED MERCY
Torbjörn: Sentry, go' up!
ELIMINATED TORBJÖRN'S TURRET
Torbjörn: M01 B4BBY
ELIMINATED TORBJÖRN
Bastion: AHHHHHHHH BOOP (transforms into turret and shoots)
ELIMINATED HANZO
Zenyatta: Good boy, Bastion.
Bastion:
Orisa: We robots truly are vital to the invention of Overwatch.
Zenyatta: We deserve more respect.
Zarya: PREPARE TO FACE THE ULTIMATE ATTAAAAACK
ELIMINATED ZARYA
Zarya: Dammit!
Roadhog: *SNORT*
Bastion: BOOP
Orisa: Is there anyone else?
Mcree: EEEEET'S HIIIIGH NOOOOON
ELIMINATED MCREE
Lúcio: (still earrape) FEEL THE HEALIN' BEA-
ELIMINATED LÚCIO
Pharah: I will protect the innocent!
ELIMINATED PHARAH
Roadhog: Am I just 2 gud 4 u?
Zenyatta: Ugh, he's a Grandmaster, isn't he?
Orisa: Ugh, WHYYYYY
Bastion: BEEP
Genji: Oh, hey guys. Am I a robot?
Zenyatta: No, you're a cyborg. Half human.
Genji: So? I'm still half robot.
Orisa: Bastion, kill him.
Bastion: BEEP
Genji: No no NO WHAT THE FU-
ELIMINATED GENJI
Winston: What happened?
Orisa: Cyborg, kill it.
Winston: What?
ELIMINATED WINSTON
D. Va: 'Sup?
Zenyatta: WAIT!
...
...keep the mech.
D. Va: wat
ELIMINATED D. VA
Zenyatta: Cut to the chase, we're losing it.
ELIMINATED JUNKRAT
ELIMINATED REINHARDT
ELIMINATED SOMBRA
ELIMINATED REAPER
ELIMINATED ANA
I don't know how many eliminations later...
Orisa: So...what do we do with Roadhog?
Roadhog: -_- bored
(Orisa nods at Zenyatta, who nods at Bastion)
Bastion: Poo-fucking! Dragon ball! MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!
"Robros!"
Zenyatta: Harmony.
Mcree: Ow, the fuck?
Zenyatta: Harmony, bitch.
Lùcio: (earrape) FEEL THE HEALIN' BEAT
Zenyatta: Oh, hey Bastion. Harmony for you.
Bastion: BEEP
Zenyatta: What do you mean, Hanzbow Warning? (Ducks)
Hanzo: ARROWED, BITCH
Tracer: Cheers luv, the cavalry's 'ere!
ELIMINATED TRACER
Mercy: (uses wand) Herros nevaur dy
Tracer: I'M RUNNIN' CIRCLES AROUND HA I'M RUNNIN' CIRCLES AROUND YA I'M RUNNIN-
ELIMINATED TRACER
Tracer: AGHHHHHHH
ELIMINATED MERCY
Torbjörn: Sentry, go' up!
ELIMINATED TORBJÖRN'S TURRET
Torbjörn: M01 B4BBY
ELIMINATED TORBJÖRN
Bastion: AHHHHHHHH BOOP (transforms into turret and shoots)
ELIMINATED HANZO
Zenyatta: Good boy, Bastion.
Bastion:
Orisa: We robots truly are vital to the invention of Overwatch.
Zenyatta: We deserve more respect.
Zarya: PREPARE TO FACE THE ULTIMATE ATTAAAAACK
ELIMINATED ZARYA
Zarya: Dammit!
Roadhog: *SNORT*
Bastion: BOOP
Orisa: Is there anyone else?
Mcree: EEEEET'S HIIIIGH NOOOOON
ELIMINATED MCREE
Lúcio: (still earrape) FEEL THE HEALIN' BEA-
ELIMINATED LÚCIO
Pharah: I will protect the innocent!
ELIMINATED PHARAH
Roadhog: Am I just 2 gud 4 u?
Zenyatta: Ugh, he's a Grandmaster, isn't he?
Orisa: Ugh, WHYYYYY
Bastion: BEEP
Genji: Oh, hey guys. Am I a robot?
Zenyatta: No, you're a cyborg. Half human.
Genji: So? I'm still half robot.
Orisa: Bastion, kill him.
Bastion: BEEP
Genji: No no NO WHAT THE FU-
ELIMINATED GENJI
Winston: What happened?
Orisa: Cyborg, kill it.
Winston: What?
ELIMINATED WINSTON
D. Va: 'Sup?
Zenyatta: WAIT!
...
...keep the mech.
D. Va: wat
ELIMINATED D. VA
Zenyatta: Cut to the chase, we're losing it.
ELIMINATED JUNKRAT
ELIMINATED REINHARDT
ELIMINATED SOMBRA
ELIMINATED REAPER
ELIMINATED ANA
I don't know how many eliminations later...
Orisa: So...what do we do with Roadhog?
Roadhog: -_- bored
(Orisa nods at Zenyatta, who nods at Bastion)
Bastion: Poo-fucking! Dragon ball! MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!