(Flannere)
How does a sword, ghost type, son of a agislash and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a
Forgotten spot on route 5 by a trainer
Impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be on Xerione’s team?
(Kira)
The ten-dollar sword pokemon without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By level fourteen, they placed him inside of a
Hondege duelplace
(Kai)
And every day while hondeges were being picked and carted away
Inside the box he struggled and kept his guard of
Inside, he was longing for someone to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.
(Xerione)
Then Hari came, and devastationed reigned,
Our sword saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a idea to his temple connected it to his brain
And he made his first idea, a attack+ for his pain
(Yvonne)
Well the word got around they said “This kid is insane, man”
Took up a collection just to send him to level 20
Get up your attack up, don’t forget from whence you came, and
Kalos is gonna know your name, WHAT’S YOUR NAME MAN?
(Alexander)
Alexander the Hondege
My name is Alexander the Hondege
And there’s a million fights I haven’t won
But just you wait, just you wait!
(Hari)
When he was ten his father fainted, full of it, K.O ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother ‘ball ridden
Half dead, sittin’ in their own sick, the scent thick
(all)
And Alex got better but his mother fainted quick
(Lynsandre)
Teamed up with a cousin the cousin used a explosion
Left him with nothing but ruined pride, something new inside a voice saying
(all)
Alex, you gotta fend for yourself
(Lynsandre)
He started retreatin and usin every TM on the shelf
(Flannere)
There would have been nothing left to do
For someone lest astute
They would have been fainted or dead
Without a cent of restitution
Started workin, training
With his late mother’s landlord
Beating magikarps and caterpies
And all the pokemon he could afford
Scammin for every TM he could get his hands on
Plannin for the future
See him now as he is wielded by a girl
Heading towards the battlefield!
With Xerione, you can be a new mon!
(All)
With Xerione you can be a new mon (Alexander) Just you wait…
With Xerione you can be a new mon (Alexander) Just you wait…
(All)
With Xerione!
Xerione!
(Alexander)
Just you wait!
(All)
Alexander the hondege!
We are waiting on the field for you
You never back down
Never learn to take your time!
Oh, Alexander the Hondege!
Will Flannere sing for you? (Flannere) BAKAS!
Will she know what you overcame?
Will they know that you beat the game?
The team will never be the same, oh
(Flannere) The team is in the gym now
See if you can spot him
Another weak pokemon
Comin up from the bottom
His enemies destroyed
Nobody forgot him
(Hari and Lynsadre)
We fought with him
(Random wild pokemon)
Me? I died from him
(Xerione)
Me, I trusted him.
(Flannere)
Me? I loved him.
(Grant)
And me? I’m the damn fool that fought him.
(All)
There’s a million things I haven’t done
But just you wait!
(Yvonne)
WHAT’S YOUR NAME, MAN?
(All) Alexander the Hondege!
How does a sword, ghost type, son of a agislash and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a
Forgotten spot on route 5 by a trainer
Impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be on Xerione’s team?
(Kira)
The ten-dollar sword pokemon without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By level fourteen, they placed him inside of a
Hondege duelplace
(Kai)
And every day while hondeges were being picked and carted away
Inside the box he struggled and kept his guard of
Inside, he was longing for someone to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.
(Xerione)
Then Hari came, and devastationed reigned,
Our sword saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a idea to his temple connected it to his brain
And he made his first idea, a attack+ for his pain
(Yvonne)
Well the word got around they said “This kid is insane, man”
Took up a collection just to send him to level 20
Get up your attack up, don’t forget from whence you came, and
Kalos is gonna know your name, WHAT’S YOUR NAME MAN?
(Alexander)
Alexander the Hondege
My name is Alexander the Hondege
And there’s a million fights I haven’t won
But just you wait, just you wait!
(Hari)
When he was ten his father fainted, full of it, K.O ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother ‘ball ridden
Half dead, sittin’ in their own sick, the scent thick
(all)
And Alex got better but his mother fainted quick
(Lynsandre)
Teamed up with a cousin the cousin used a explosion
Left him with nothing but ruined pride, something new inside a voice saying
(all)
Alex, you gotta fend for yourself
(Lynsandre)
He started retreatin and usin every TM on the shelf
(Flannere)
There would have been nothing left to do
For someone lest astute
They would have been fainted or dead
Without a cent of restitution
Started workin, training
With his late mother’s landlord
Beating magikarps and caterpies
And all the pokemon he could afford
Scammin for every TM he could get his hands on
Plannin for the future
See him now as he is wielded by a girl
Heading towards the battlefield!
With Xerione, you can be a new mon!
(All)
With Xerione you can be a new mon (Alexander) Just you wait…
With Xerione you can be a new mon (Alexander) Just you wait…
(All)
With Xerione!
Xerione!
(Alexander)
Just you wait!
(All)
Alexander the hondege!
We are waiting on the field for you
You never back down
Never learn to take your time!
Oh, Alexander the Hondege!
Will Flannere sing for you? (Flannere) BAKAS!
Will she know what you overcame?
Will they know that you beat the game?
The team will never be the same, oh
(Flannere) The team is in the gym now
See if you can spot him
Another weak pokemon
Comin up from the bottom
His enemies destroyed
Nobody forgot him
(Hari and Lynsadre)
We fought with him
(Random wild pokemon)
Me? I died from him
(Xerione)
Me, I trusted him.
(Flannere)
Me? I loved him.
(Grant)
And me? I’m the damn fool that fought him.
(All)
There’s a million things I haven’t done
But just you wait!
(Yvonne)
WHAT’S YOUR NAME, MAN?
(All) Alexander the Hondege!