ASSAULT!!
SEGA is the company responsible for the Sonic the Hedgehog series. The games involve anthropomorphic animals fighting against an evil doctor that fused with an egg.
Sonic lore, everyone.
But some playable characters actually turned out to be on Egghead's side. Which one of these blasting robots will win?
SELECT YOUR FIGHTER
P1> OMEGA, THE ULTIMATE CREATION
P2> GAMMA, THE BANE OF BIG'S EXISTANCE
Stop. He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
We've put traps and weapons throughout the Colosseum. But who will win the Assault?
ASSAULT!!
Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik was a genius. He could make whatever he wanted.
Until Sonic came along!
Even creating the ultimate robot to rival Sonic wasn't enough. Sorry, Metal...
So instead, he created a whole series of robots that could match the power of his most powerful robot: The E-Series robots.
He started with his first one, E-101. Code-named: Beta.
Because he had ways to go from there. Beta...I'll show you Beta!
Eggman was positive he was satisfied with Beta's looks and design, so he copied the formula five more times. His second, E-102. Code-named: Gamma.
Gamma didn't have much to work with when he started out the way he was. Except...oh no...
Gamma has my personal favorite attack strategy: BLOW UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!
That's right, Gamma has a laser blast that can blast through any of Eggman's materials.
And I mean any! If there's an enemy, blast it, if there's an obstacle, blast it, if there's an obstacle that takes multiple hits to break...you f*cking know you have to blast it multiple times.
Language. Gamma doesn't have to worry about mis-aiming, they blasts can lock on.
Not only that, he's pretty agile! He can go into Wheel Mode and move at the same speed as Sonic!
Car Mode, officially named by The Runaway Guys.
He clearly not AS fast as Sonic, but he's sure as heck there!
Don't forget about his Jet Boosters and Laser Blasters!
MINI-SKIT!
Eggman: Are you tired of having your robots die in water? Are they just TOO dumb? Boy, do I have an answer for you! All aboard the Final Egg, where you can get an upgrade so that they know what water is and isn't! Whenever they roll into water, they have a built-in feature that allows them to hover over it! Punish some falling leaves with the new upgrade for E-Series robots! Eggman out!
MINI-SKIT!
Gamma may look like he's skinny and pathetic, but he has big robo brains. He determined right from wrong, Froggy-wise, and he even beat his older brother! TWICE!
Don't forget about his upgraded younger brother, E-105 Zeta!
He even shattered the Master Emerald!
'Course, there is no evidence of this, but there's a lot to prove.
Buut, he is a robot, and can easily be destroyed by the likes of Sonic and friends. Amy probably would've attacked if he didn't let her go.
Gamma is one dangerous robot...no outro needed.
(Jason turns on SEGA Saturn)
(He turns on Sonic Adventure and selects Gamma)
Gamma: Preparations complete.
ASSAULT!!
Years and years after the events of Sonic Adventure...the next generation of E-series robots was invented.
They were bigger, badder, and overall more powerful than their predecessors.
One of them is the one we're talking about.
Robotnik's one hundred and twenty-third E-Series robot. Code-named: Omega.
After dealing with a bunch of weaklings, he decided it would be better if he actually made a big boy.
And he succeeded. Buuut then he made a bad decision.
In order to hide the most powerful E-Series robot there was, literally made to attack, he had to be tasked with guarding the most powerful Shadow Android.
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WOAH, WOAH, WOAH WALL
Yes! I know! It's not confirmed that the Shadow in Heroes was an android, but then again, Omega said--
"Must eradicate all Eggman's robots!"
When he was released.
---------------------------
Buuuut then a problem entered the sealing chamber.
A flirty, treasure-hunting problem.
Rouge the Bat.
So then Shadow, Rouge, and Omega set out on a quest to eradicate Egghead.
And it was pretty weird, too. Like singing in the Donkey Kong Country TV Show.
What?
Uh...nothing. Anyway, the team grew a strong bond as they worked together throughout their journey, going face-to-face with pretty much every other team.
Which means the three of them beat Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Vector, Charmy, and Espio. But that's it, they never met with Team Rose.
Too bad. I really wanted to see a badass badnik beat the crap out of Big.
What?
What? (Jason used Reflect!)
Crap! (It's super effective!)
Like we said before, Omega joined Team Dark. I only said that, because...
WE ALL DANCED IN FIRE!
TRAPPED IN THIS MACHINE!
DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE WAITED!
AS THE EGGMAN'S WATCHING!
WE ALL DANCED IN FIRE!
LOOKING THROUGH THE SCREEN!
DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE WAITED!
AS THE EGGMAN WATCHES!
...sorry.
Omega also has Gamma's motive, and has more weapons to do it with.
*really, really big inhale* Omega Machine Gun, Omega Fire, Omega Missile, Omega Launcher, Omega Arm, Omega Shot, and even his own Spin Jump!
He can team up with Shadow and Rouge to create EVEN MORE insane moves and techniques! He even shot the crap out of Mephiles the Dark...and nothing stopped him!
Omega is highly emotionless, and can easily be defeated by the likes of Sonic and friends. Where have I seen that before...
Omega: Must eradicate all Eggman's robots!
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both fighters have been researched, it's time to embrace for the Assault!!
Can't keep a catchphrase twice, eh?
ASSAULT!!
Jason and his friends are speed skating across the Egg Factory. "Maybe the SOnic Riders games aren't so bad." shrugged John. "To you, there ARE no bad Sonic games." replied Fanta. "Not true! Remember '06?" argued Jason. "That is an era we never speak of." Trent looked at Jason. "Hey! Hey, remember Free Riders?" everyone laughed at how bad that game was and turned at the curve.
Meanwhile, Omega is running across the labratory like a madman. Gamma is doing the same. "Eggman will pay for his doings!" They both said at the same time. Then they bumped into each other. Omega jumped up and switched his hands to machine guns. "Must eradicate all Eggman's robots!" yelled Omega as he started shooting. Gamma quickly got up and wheeled across the room, avoiding all of the hits. "Very well." said Gamma. They rocketed toward each other.
Prepare for the assau--
*ReAlItY wArP*
(DopeLeafeon470 comes out of portal)
DopeLeafeon: I need something fresh for my intros...how about I go back to OMM subtitles! (replaces) There we go!
*rEaLiTy WaRp*
Go for broke!
(their heads bump into each other)
ENGAGE!
Omega grabs Gamma's arm, and throws him back and forth. Luckily, it wasn't his cannon arm. Gamma raised his cannon arm and started shooting at Omega. Omega was caught off guard and let him go, still throwing him into a wall. Omega runs at Gamma and ends up punching the wall, thanks to Gamma's agility. He rolls towrads the other end of the room in Wheel Mode. Then, he begins to shoot a barrage of homing missiles. Omega dodges some of them, but the ones he didn't dodge come back. Omega leads them to Gamma, who again, dodges in Wheel Mode. Two of them hit Omega, but he burns the rest with Omega Fire. Then, he uses Omega Launcher, launching Gamma into the air. He uses Omega Missile as a follow-up. Gamma uses his Jet Boosters to fly around, shooting laser blasts in the process. Omega doesn't notice, and gets hit in the process. Gamma releases his Jet Boosters and falls to the ground. Omega charges an Omega Shot, and launches it. Gamma ducks and starts rolling towards Omega. "Does not compute!" Said Omega. Omega grabs Gamma by both ends and starts smashing him. Gamma starts blasting him again. Luckily, Omega is able to crush him.
K.O.!
Nope, wait...
The REAL Gamma comes at a high speed and kicks Omega in the face. Gamma has upgraded his cannon and the hits do more damage now. Omega loses health bit by bit as he attempts to shoot everything that looks like him. Finally, he shuts down and just lies there, playing dead. Gamma walks up to him and charges his cannon. Omega wakes up again and counters with Omega Missile, damaging Gamma severely. Then he discovered he was overloading his circuits. He began to experience glitches. Both fighters blew up at the exact same time.
KO
Shadow and Rouge sit there, crying.
Eggman runs over to Gamma's pieces and looks around, confused.
WHAT?! @Eeveechu151 was...WRONG?!
Eh, sorta. Uh...technically, Gamma won because he wore down Omega...
But then, Gamma died too...
Well, we'll call it a draw then. Omega may have the upper hand in evolution, but remember, Gamma defeated E-101 Beta twice, and E-105 Zeta in his upgraded form.
But Omega isn't a pushover, either. Stubborn as he is, he has everything a robot needs. Machine guns, flamethrowers...you name it.
While this battle WAS brains VS brawn, Omega has enough to prove brains doesn't always win.
This tie was the best he could get.
This battle is a draw.
ASSAULT!!
CREDITS-
Everything- Me, me, me!
SEGA is the company responsible for the Sonic the Hedgehog series. The games involve anthropomorphic animals fighting against an evil doctor that fused with an egg.
Sonic lore, everyone.
But some playable characters actually turned out to be on Egghead's side. Which one of these blasting robots will win?
SELECT YOUR FIGHTER
P1> OMEGA, THE ULTIMATE CREATION
P2> GAMMA, THE BANE OF BIG'S EXISTANCE
Stop. He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
We've put traps and weapons throughout the Colosseum. But who will win the Assault?
ASSAULT!!
Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik was a genius. He could make whatever he wanted.
Until Sonic came along!
Even creating the ultimate robot to rival Sonic wasn't enough. Sorry, Metal...
So instead, he created a whole series of robots that could match the power of his most powerful robot: The E-Series robots.
He started with his first one, E-101. Code-named: Beta.
Because he had ways to go from there. Beta...I'll show you Beta!
Eggman was positive he was satisfied with Beta's looks and design, so he copied the formula five more times. His second, E-102. Code-named: Gamma.
Gamma didn't have much to work with when he started out the way he was. Except...oh no...
Gamma has my personal favorite attack strategy: BLOW UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!
That's right, Gamma has a laser blast that can blast through any of Eggman's materials.
And I mean any! If there's an enemy, blast it, if there's an obstacle, blast it, if there's an obstacle that takes multiple hits to break...you f*cking know you have to blast it multiple times.
Language. Gamma doesn't have to worry about mis-aiming, they blasts can lock on.
Not only that, he's pretty agile! He can go into Wheel Mode and move at the same speed as Sonic!
Car Mode, officially named by The Runaway Guys.
He clearly not AS fast as Sonic, but he's sure as heck there!
Don't forget about his Jet Boosters and Laser Blasters!
MINI-SKIT!
Eggman: Are you tired of having your robots die in water? Are they just TOO dumb? Boy, do I have an answer for you! All aboard the Final Egg, where you can get an upgrade so that they know what water is and isn't! Whenever they roll into water, they have a built-in feature that allows them to hover over it! Punish some falling leaves with the new upgrade for E-Series robots! Eggman out!
MINI-SKIT!
Gamma may look like he's skinny and pathetic, but he has big robo brains. He determined right from wrong, Froggy-wise, and he even beat his older brother! TWICE!
Don't forget about his upgraded younger brother, E-105 Zeta!
He even shattered the Master Emerald!
'Course, there is no evidence of this, but there's a lot to prove.
Buut, he is a robot, and can easily be destroyed by the likes of Sonic and friends. Amy probably would've attacked if he didn't let her go.
Gamma is one dangerous robot...no outro needed.
(Jason turns on SEGA Saturn)
(He turns on Sonic Adventure and selects Gamma)
Gamma: Preparations complete.
ASSAULT!!
Years and years after the events of Sonic Adventure...the next generation of E-series robots was invented.
They were bigger, badder, and overall more powerful than their predecessors.
One of them is the one we're talking about.
Robotnik's one hundred and twenty-third E-Series robot. Code-named: Omega.
After dealing with a bunch of weaklings, he decided it would be better if he actually made a big boy.
And he succeeded. Buuut then he made a bad decision.
In order to hide the most powerful E-Series robot there was, literally made to attack, he had to be tasked with guarding the most powerful Shadow Android.
------------------------
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH WALL
Yes! I know! It's not confirmed that the Shadow in Heroes was an android, but then again, Omega said--
"Must eradicate all Eggman's robots!"
When he was released.
---------------------------
Buuuut then a problem entered the sealing chamber.
A flirty, treasure-hunting problem.
Rouge the Bat.
So then Shadow, Rouge, and Omega set out on a quest to eradicate Egghead.
And it was pretty weird, too. Like singing in the Donkey Kong Country TV Show.
What?
Uh...nothing. Anyway, the team grew a strong bond as they worked together throughout their journey, going face-to-face with pretty much every other team.
Which means the three of them beat Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Vector, Charmy, and Espio. But that's it, they never met with Team Rose.
Too bad. I really wanted to see a badass badnik beat the crap out of Big.
What?
What? (Jason used Reflect!)
Crap! (It's super effective!)
Like we said before, Omega joined Team Dark. I only said that, because...
WE ALL DANCED IN FIRE!
TRAPPED IN THIS MACHINE!
DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE WAITED!
AS THE EGGMAN'S WATCHING!
WE ALL DANCED IN FIRE!
LOOKING THROUGH THE SCREEN!
DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE WAITED!
AS THE EGGMAN WATCHES!
...sorry.
Omega also has Gamma's motive, and has more weapons to do it with.
*really, really big inhale* Omega Machine Gun, Omega Fire, Omega Missile, Omega Launcher, Omega Arm, Omega Shot, and even his own Spin Jump!
He can team up with Shadow and Rouge to create EVEN MORE insane moves and techniques! He even shot the crap out of Mephiles the Dark...and nothing stopped him!
Omega is highly emotionless, and can easily be defeated by the likes of Sonic and friends. Where have I seen that before...
Omega: Must eradicate all Eggman's robots!
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both fighters have been researched, it's time to embrace for the Assault!!
Can't keep a catchphrase twice, eh?
ASSAULT!!
Jason and his friends are speed skating across the Egg Factory. "Maybe the SOnic Riders games aren't so bad." shrugged John. "To you, there ARE no bad Sonic games." replied Fanta. "Not true! Remember '06?" argued Jason. "That is an era we never speak of." Trent looked at Jason. "Hey! Hey, remember Free Riders?" everyone laughed at how bad that game was and turned at the curve.
Meanwhile, Omega is running across the labratory like a madman. Gamma is doing the same. "Eggman will pay for his doings!" They both said at the same time. Then they bumped into each other. Omega jumped up and switched his hands to machine guns. "Must eradicate all Eggman's robots!" yelled Omega as he started shooting. Gamma quickly got up and wheeled across the room, avoiding all of the hits. "Very well." said Gamma. They rocketed toward each other.
Prepare for the assau--
*ReAlItY wArP*
(DopeLeafeon470 comes out of portal)
DopeLeafeon: I need something fresh for my intros...how about I go back to OMM subtitles! (replaces) There we go!
*rEaLiTy WaRp*
Go for broke!
(their heads bump into each other)
ENGAGE!
Omega grabs Gamma's arm, and throws him back and forth. Luckily, it wasn't his cannon arm. Gamma raised his cannon arm and started shooting at Omega. Omega was caught off guard and let him go, still throwing him into a wall. Omega runs at Gamma and ends up punching the wall, thanks to Gamma's agility. He rolls towrads the other end of the room in Wheel Mode. Then, he begins to shoot a barrage of homing missiles. Omega dodges some of them, but the ones he didn't dodge come back. Omega leads them to Gamma, who again, dodges in Wheel Mode. Two of them hit Omega, but he burns the rest with Omega Fire. Then, he uses Omega Launcher, launching Gamma into the air. He uses Omega Missile as a follow-up. Gamma uses his Jet Boosters to fly around, shooting laser blasts in the process. Omega doesn't notice, and gets hit in the process. Gamma releases his Jet Boosters and falls to the ground. Omega charges an Omega Shot, and launches it. Gamma ducks and starts rolling towards Omega. "Does not compute!" Said Omega. Omega grabs Gamma by both ends and starts smashing him. Gamma starts blasting him again. Luckily, Omega is able to crush him.
K.O.!
Nope, wait...
The REAL Gamma comes at a high speed and kicks Omega in the face. Gamma has upgraded his cannon and the hits do more damage now. Omega loses health bit by bit as he attempts to shoot everything that looks like him. Finally, he shuts down and just lies there, playing dead. Gamma walks up to him and charges his cannon. Omega wakes up again and counters with Omega Missile, damaging Gamma severely. Then he discovered he was overloading his circuits. He began to experience glitches. Both fighters blew up at the exact same time.
KO
Shadow and Rouge sit there, crying.
Eggman runs over to Gamma's pieces and looks around, confused.
WHAT?! @Eeveechu151 was...WRONG?!
Eh, sorta. Uh...technically, Gamma won because he wore down Omega...
But then, Gamma died too...
Well, we'll call it a draw then. Omega may have the upper hand in evolution, but remember, Gamma defeated E-101 Beta twice, and E-105 Zeta in his upgraded form.
But Omega isn't a pushover, either. Stubborn as he is, he has everything a robot needs. Machine guns, flamethrowers...you name it.
While this battle WAS brains VS brawn, Omega has enough to prove brains doesn't always win.
This tie was the best he could get.
This battle is a draw.
ASSAULT!!
CREDITS-
Everything- Me, me, me!
NEXT TIME ON ASSAULT...
Welcome to the stadium, everyone! I'm your host, Biff, and welcome back to a surprisingly different match-up this time around!
Nice to have a little change, Biff. Today we have two of Nintendo's greatest boxers, dueling it out in one big fight to the death!
LITTLE MAC VS SPRING MAN
Welcome to the stadium, everyone! I'm your host, Biff, and welcome back to a surprisingly different match-up this time around!
Nice to have a little change, Biff. Today we have two of Nintendo's greatest boxers, dueling it out in one big fight to the death!
LITTLE MAC VS SPRING MAN
