Sharkly: N Meets Lillie

N: My dad is the leader is the leader of a criminal organization.
Lillie: Hey, mine too! Except it's my mom...
N: I own a legendary Pokemon.
Lillie: So do I! Well, not anymore...wow! We have so much in common!
N: I know!
Lillie: (starts walking away) So, which Pokemon do you have?
N: (walks with her) Zekrom, Vanilluxe...a ton of others.
Lillie: I wish I were a Pokemon trainer...
(they walk away, hand in hand, madly in love...)
Later...
Lillie: Sun?
Sun: Wussah?
Lillie: We're breaking up.
Sun: Wha--why?!
Lillie: I...found another guy.
Sun: WHO IS DIS MON?!
Lillie: His name is N.
Sun: ...just N? Please, you two don't have anything in--
N: Oh hey, Lillie! Ready to go?
Lillie: Yeah! Er, we can still be friends, Sun!
Sun: Right...friends...
Gladion: Something up?
Sun: Lillie broke up with me...
Gladion: I'm sure you'll get over it.
Later...
Gladion: Okay, who wants to be team captain?
Sun: (walks up)
Gladion: I thought you were too busy being sad and stuff.
Sun: Yeah, but I've decided to deal with this like a man.
(N and Lillie walk by)
Sun: Hey, Lillie?
Lillie: ?
Sun: You're a bitch. N? (puts up middle finger) Right here buddy.
N and Lillie: >:| (walk away)
Gladion: Better?
Sun: Better.
SHARKLY