SKELETON
Greetings, everyone! Glad you could make it!
ELDER GUARDIAN
You're lucky I came...
SKELETON
Right, right, let's just get to it, shall we? You can start, if you want!
ELDER GUARDIAN
Fine.
You look at me and think "Wow, he's huge!"
Well you'd be right, in a fight I never lose.
If you made the stupid mistake of getting to the core,
By the time I'm done with you, the water would be filled with gore...
You mess with my sons and you will certainly be screwed!
If I were you, I wouldn't get me IN A BAD MOOD!
PARROT
Squawk squawk!
Flyin' around, for I am a man's best friend!
(Wolf: Hey!)
You can have me on your shoulder, or I can alert yourself for danger!
You can have me in a room, and it would pretty!
Unlike Mr. Fangs, for his is a bit petty!
(Bat: Hey!)
I should probably get lost, 'cause now to everyone, I'M A BULLY!
WITHER SKELETON
YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE PASSIVE LIKE MY LITTLE BABY BROTHER
YOU THOUGHT I'D CARRY A BOW? What the hell, WHY BOTHER?
I'M TALL ENOUGH TO DUNK A GHAST'S FIREBALL!
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME, GO TALK TO TRUMP'S WALL!
I'M THE MANLIEST CORPSE THAT THERE EVER WAS
"Hey Wither Skeleton, you're late for the bus! Haha!"
GHAST, I WILL F*CK YOU UP!
"Oh no!"
GRANDPA JENKINS
They told me there was nothin' to worry about!
Yet, here I am, shooting from the tower now!
Those mobs won't penetrate my door!
ZOMBIE
Grr...
GRANDPA JENKINS
I stand corrected, they're back for more!
CAVE SPIDER
Don't think that I'm my big bro, I'm smaller and I'm bluer
But I'm harder to catch, if you can goody-doer!
Unlike the one before me, I attack you 24/7!
And unlike the one before me, I can be packaged and sent!
(Spider: NOT REALLY!)
Come on, I'm just a little guy, don't be rude!
You shouldn't have done that, now you're screwed dude...
MOOSHROOM
I look pretty cool, now, do I not?
My mushrooms are pretty, please don't let them rot!
Don't tell me that fighting is better than not!
I have tons of personality, I'm a victim of fatality
I'd rather not live in a city
On a gray bland island, please for me feel pity!
SNOW GOLEM
Two Snow Blocks and a Pumpkin
Excuse me, I have some Zombies and Strays to pin!
The Iron Golem can go f*ck himself!
Want shaved ice? Get it yourself.
I have the strength of 10,000 men
And that's the power of a Snow Golem!
GRANDPA JENKINS
They told me there was nothin' to worry about!
Yet, here I am, shooting from the tower now!
Those mobs won't penetrate my door!
CREEPER
HISSS!
GRANDPA JENKINS
I stand corrected, they're back for more!
DOLPHIN
Dolphin and Squid here!
SQUID
Just swimming like usual!
DOLPHIN
Oh look! There's some seaweed!
SQUID
By the way, we're both mutual!
DOLPHIN
You don't have to worry, we don't hurt anybody!
SQUID
We just love swimming under the sea!
BABY ZOMBIE
I'm a little zombie, short and stout!
Here is my handle and here is my SPOUT!
(EW!)
I wanna be just like my dad
You thought that you could take me, but your speed is really bad!
I'm just about as obnoxious as a baby Silverfish!
I'll make you say "UGH, YOU'RE SUCH A B*TCH!"
SHEEP
Beep, beep, I'm a Sheep!
I'm so underappreciated...
(OH MY GOD, HE'S GONNA LEAP!)
(AHHHH!)
You mainly use me for my wool,
But I'm so much more than that, Sheep RULE!
CHICKEN
OH, SURE, SHEEP "RULE"
SHEEP
Aww...
GHAST
Phew! I made it just in time! Hey, can I have a verse?
SKELETON
Oh, sorry Ghast, we were just wrapping up...
GHAST
What? But Sheep got a verse! SHEEP!
SKELETON
Yes, yes, thank you for coming everyone, be sure to use the water exit, Elder Guardian, Dolphin, Squid...
GHAST
How come I never get to rap anymore?
ZOMBIE PIGMAN
Ghast, stop coming and ruining the experience for everyone...
Greetings, everyone! Glad you could make it!
ELDER GUARDIAN
You're lucky I came...
SKELETON
Right, right, let's just get to it, shall we? You can start, if you want!
ELDER GUARDIAN
Fine.
You look at me and think "Wow, he's huge!"
Well you'd be right, in a fight I never lose.
If you made the stupid mistake of getting to the core,
By the time I'm done with you, the water would be filled with gore...
You mess with my sons and you will certainly be screwed!
If I were you, I wouldn't get me IN A BAD MOOD!
PARROT
Squawk squawk!
Flyin' around, for I am a man's best friend!
(Wolf: Hey!)
You can have me on your shoulder, or I can alert yourself for danger!
You can have me in a room, and it would pretty!
Unlike Mr. Fangs, for his is a bit petty!
(Bat: Hey!)
I should probably get lost, 'cause now to everyone, I'M A BULLY!
WITHER SKELETON
YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE PASSIVE LIKE MY LITTLE BABY BROTHER
YOU THOUGHT I'D CARRY A BOW? What the hell, WHY BOTHER?
I'M TALL ENOUGH TO DUNK A GHAST'S FIREBALL!
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME, GO TALK TO TRUMP'S WALL!
I'M THE MANLIEST CORPSE THAT THERE EVER WAS
"Hey Wither Skeleton, you're late for the bus! Haha!"
GHAST, I WILL F*CK YOU UP!
"Oh no!"
GRANDPA JENKINS
They told me there was nothin' to worry about!
Yet, here I am, shooting from the tower now!
Those mobs won't penetrate my door!
ZOMBIE
Grr...
GRANDPA JENKINS
I stand corrected, they're back for more!
CAVE SPIDER
Don't think that I'm my big bro, I'm smaller and I'm bluer
But I'm harder to catch, if you can goody-doer!
Unlike the one before me, I attack you 24/7!
And unlike the one before me, I can be packaged and sent!
(Spider: NOT REALLY!)
Come on, I'm just a little guy, don't be rude!
You shouldn't have done that, now you're screwed dude...
MOOSHROOM
I look pretty cool, now, do I not?
My mushrooms are pretty, please don't let them rot!
Don't tell me that fighting is better than not!
I have tons of personality, I'm a victim of fatality
I'd rather not live in a city
On a gray bland island, please for me feel pity!
SNOW GOLEM
Two Snow Blocks and a Pumpkin
Excuse me, I have some Zombies and Strays to pin!
The Iron Golem can go f*ck himself!
Want shaved ice? Get it yourself.
I have the strength of 10,000 men
And that's the power of a Snow Golem!
GRANDPA JENKINS
They told me there was nothin' to worry about!
Yet, here I am, shooting from the tower now!
Those mobs won't penetrate my door!
CREEPER
HISSS!
GRANDPA JENKINS
I stand corrected, they're back for more!
DOLPHIN
Dolphin and Squid here!
SQUID
Just swimming like usual!
DOLPHIN
Oh look! There's some seaweed!
SQUID
By the way, we're both mutual!
DOLPHIN
You don't have to worry, we don't hurt anybody!
SQUID
We just love swimming under the sea!
BABY ZOMBIE
I'm a little zombie, short and stout!
Here is my handle and here is my SPOUT!
(EW!)
I wanna be just like my dad
You thought that you could take me, but your speed is really bad!
I'm just about as obnoxious as a baby Silverfish!
I'll make you say "UGH, YOU'RE SUCH A B*TCH!"
SHEEP
Beep, beep, I'm a Sheep!
I'm so underappreciated...
(OH MY GOD, HE'S GONNA LEAP!)
(AHHHH!)
You mainly use me for my wool,
But I'm so much more than that, Sheep RULE!
CHICKEN
OH, SURE, SHEEP "RULE"
SHEEP
Aww...
GHAST
Phew! I made it just in time! Hey, can I have a verse?
SKELETON
Oh, sorry Ghast, we were just wrapping up...
GHAST
What? But Sheep got a verse! SHEEP!
SKELETON
Yes, yes, thank you for coming everyone, be sure to use the water exit, Elder Guardian, Dolphin, Squid...
GHAST
How come I never get to rap anymore?
ZOMBIE PIGMAN
Ghast, stop coming and ruining the experience for everyone...