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ASSAULT!!: Meta Knight VS Dark Pit (Kirby VS Kid Icarus) | ASSAULT!!

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 Time to up my game!
I have something to say, skip to the bold text if you don't care.

Still here? Good.
Over time doing ABINSB, I've realized that the transition is kind of awkward to go from something that goes as hardcore as to making something up that doesn't even exist to just not researching at all and making characters fight just for shits and giggles.
It's not as fun as showing off my knowledge of characters.
So I will be running Assault as well as ABINSB, in case there are characters that don't have anything to say about them or something else.
But I'm not going to be scheduling Assaults either.
So...yeah.

THIS IS WHERE YOU SKIP
ASSAULT!!
(Metal Mario - Super Smash Bros.)
Every series of cheery games needs an edgy emo kid who's asocial.
Hey! I'm back! *ahem* Yeah, but even they can be kid-friendly sometimes.
SELECT YOUR FIGHTER
P1> META KNIGHT, THE BANE OF DREAMLAND

P2> DARK PIT, THE ANTI-HERO OF THE GODS
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
And we've set up traps and weapons across the arena...but who will win the Assault?
ASSAULT!!
Since the dawn of time, the mighty Star Warriors have battled the sinister Nightmare.
As usual, the Star Warriors reigned victorious, but at a cost.
...pretty much the whole species was wiped out.
Except for a few brave souls...would you call Blade Knight and Sword Knight Star Warriors?
John: HISSSSSS!
No, I think they just tag along.
Anyway, one of the lone survivors fled to Planet Pop Star. And that lone wolf was named...Meta Knight.
(Revenge of Meta Knight - Kirby Super Star)
Meta Knight has been known for being the strongest character in Kirby ever.
We could leave it at that, but let's tell you WHY he's so powerful.
You can start off with his mighty sword, Galaxia.
Galaxia is usually left a regular sword, but he can randomly add six spikes to it to add more strength!
With it, he can swipe at high speeds, unleash a quick but powerful attack, send razor waves at his opponents, absorb his opponents' energy and unleash special attacks, and do pretty much everything Kirby's Sword Ability can do.
But he can do much more with his sword than you think.
He can flip in midair, stab his sword into the ground to create razor waves, and do your basic three hit combo...if he gets an extra hit and swipes the shit out of you rapidly on the last one.

But let's not forget what he can do, even without fighting. Don't forget his special Mach Tornado!
He can fly! Nuff said.
Nah, pretty sure he can do much more while flying.
And speaking of flying objects, Meta Knight takes ownership of the Halberd, a cruiser made in his image. It comes with two main cannons and two defense mechanisms known as Heavy Lobster and Reactor.
Not to mention it has a crew of badass people!
Sailor Waddle Dee, Captain Vul, Axe Knight, and Mace Knight all assist Meta Knight in commanding the battleship.
Not to mention Axe Knight and Mace Knight are one of Meta Knight's closest allies, as well as Blade Knight, Meta Knight's go-to buddy.
But Meta Knight doesn't need allies, he has enough power on his own.
Enter, the Knight paradoxes.
We'll call it the KP. The KP is between Meta Knight, Dark Meta Knight, and Galacta Knight.
If Meta Knight can beat Dark Meta Knight, does that mean Dark Meta Knight can beat Galacta Knight? Or is Dark Meta Knight a little weaker than Meta Knight and can't beat him? But Dark Meta Knight is the mirror-world equivalent to Meta Knight, who beat Galacta Knight...in fact,
statistically, can Meta Knight even beat Galacta Knight in the first place?

Anyway, yeah, Meta Knight's beaten both Dark Meta Knight and Galacta Knight. Which are two beings that have equivalent power, if not more power than himself.
(Miracle Matter - Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards)
But both of these fighters have their own things to worry about.
Dark Meta Knight sliced Kirby into four, and Galacta Knight single-handedly SLICED STAR DREAM TO THE POINT OF DESTRUCTION!!
Keep in mind, in order for Kirby to take down Star Dream, he had to fuse with the Halberd, and drill through its head.
Meanwhile, Galacta Knight doesn't see any of that.
And Meta Knight beat him.
Dark Meta Knight, on the other hand? I couldn't care less.
Meta Knight's sword can even take down powerful beings like Dark Mind, when normal abilities like Sword can't make a dent.
With all this power, you'd think Meta Knight would easily beat Kirby no problem, right? Left.
He gets squashed every time. Which is probably why he decided to side with Kirby instead of fight him.
You know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
And that's probably because he's sometimes blinded by power.
When he wants something, he'll go out of his way to get it, even if it's against his own will.
But overall, Meta Knight is one knight you don't wanna mess with.
Meta Knight: Come back when you can put up a fight.
ASSAULT!!
It all started with this guy named Pit, the son of Icarus and the commander of Lady Palutena's forces.
On a mission to stop cloning Medusa's forces, Pit and Palutena were informed that Pandora has something called the Mirror of Truth.
So, putting aside Medusa and focusing on the mirror, Pandora gives Pit a ridiculously easy boss fight, and what he came for, the Mirror of Truth.
In an attempt to shatter it, Pit instead copies himself, creating Dark Pit.
Aware of himself, he aids Pit in a fight against Pandora, but only to sap her power afterwards.
Palutena: What are you doing?
Dark Pit: Making sure Pandora's power doesn't go to waste.
Pit: He can fly?!
This must be pretty sad for Pit, seeing though even his alternate self can fly and not himself.
Sucks to be Kid Icarus.
(Boss Battle 1 - Kid Icarus Uprising)
Dark Pit has many weapons, like the First Blade, EZ Cannon, and the Ogre Club, but he usually wields the Guardian Orbitars, Electroshock, and of course his signature Dark Pit Staff and Silver Bow.
The Dark Pit Staff can snipe enemies from afar and send opponents flying just from contact.
And the Silver Bow can serve as a double sword, a double-blade sword, or, as the name suggests, a bow that shoots dark arrows.
But Dark Pit can also control where his arrows go.
Dark Pit's helped Pit complete the Chaos Kin's endurance challenge, defeat Pandora, and got him out of Hades' heart.
Dark Pit is usually seen helping out Pit, but he can do much more.
He's defeated a buffed Pandora by himself, twice in a row, and survived the Chaos Kin's constrict for more than 10 seconds.
10 seconds may not seem like much, but the Chaos Kin is a nervous spider that multiplies itself to create an endless army of nervous spider demons.
...which is really threatening, in case you didn't know...
AND Dark Pit is an officer in the Forces of Nature, so he can call upon his allies.
Viridi, the goddess of nature and the leader of the Forces of Nature.
The Lightning Flash Phosphora, that one girl no one cared about until she got an Assist Trophy role in Super Smash Bros. 4.
Arlon the Serene, a gentleman and the guardian of the Lunar Sanctum.
Cragalanche the Mighty, a rocky being and a man (or rock) of few words.
And of course, an army behind them.
Dark Pit may look like his predecessor, but trust me, he's nothing like him.
Dark Pit: And I am Dark Pit, a servant to no other but myself!
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO!
ASSAULT!!
What a peaceful day in Dreamland...well, no, not really.
"This place is so...disgusting! It's like their ASKING to be reset-bombed," said Viridi. Cragalanche came across Moundo. The two dueled for a bit. "Oh, well then, am I crashing the party?" asked Nightmare. "Of course not. Care to dance?" asked Arlon, readying himself. "Gladly."
(I feel...like someone's going to do this...)
"You guys are SSOOOO cocky. Just wait until you see MY oppone--" Viridi stopped when she bumped into a tree with a nose. "Who puts noses on trees?" asked Viridi. Whispy punctured his eyes and mouth into existance. "Ew! Is THIS what the humans created?"
Meanwhile, Dark Pit was looking for something to invade, when he found a chill Meta Knight sitting and reading a book. He landed softly on the ground next to him. It took about 20 seconds for Dark Pit to realize Meta Knight was ignoring him. He swiftly pulled out his Dark Pit Staff and sniped Meta Knight. Meta Knight teleported behind Dark Pit. "Run away, screaming, and I'll spare your life," he said. "How cute," he put away his staff and pulled out his Silver Bow.
(Warrior from Another World - Kirby Planet Robobot)
Meta Knight swiftly flew towards Dark Pit and executed a combo. The casual 1-2-3, the extra hit, and of course the SPAM.
It didn't damage Dark Pit much. He slid back a bit, but he was fine otherwise. He pulled back his bow and fired a few at Meta Knight. Meta Knight knocked them out of the way like they were nothing. He jumped into the air and flipped towards Dark Pit, but Dark Pit blocked with one sword and hit with the other. This made Meta Knight vulnerable, and Dark Pit took the chance and messed him up. He knocked him into the air, then back down, repeated until Meta Knight had enough and blocked a hit, then slashed him into the air, then stabbed him into the ground. Dark Pit quickly broke free, and the two dueled for a bit. They eventually sped up their clashing and went to other places. They happened to duel to Whispy's forest. "Look like you could use a little help there, Dark Pit," said Viridi with a smirk. "I can fight for myself," snapped Dark Pit, dodging another downward thrust. Viridi laughed. "Oh, Dark Pit, you're so cocky," said Viridi, giving Whispy Woods one last whack and joining Dark Pit in the fight. "Ooh, don't forget me!" Arlon flew over at Dark Pit's side. Cragalanche nudged Moundo's corpse and walked over. "Need a little help, Meta Knight?" Meta Knight heard on an intercom. He looked behind him and saw the Battleship Halberd in all its beauty. Aboard it were its crew as well as Blade Knight. Meta Knight flew onto the hull, and the Forces of Nature followed. "Fire Main Cannon #1 and release the Heavy Lobster!" commanded Captain Vul. "On it, sir!" Sailor Waddle Dee saluted and pressed a bunch of buttons, rapidly firing the main cannons and a door opened, releasing the Heavy Lobster. "Blade Knight and I will defend the ship from the outside, but you're all in charge of the defenses," Meta Knight didn't look back as he and Blade Knight ran to the hull, where everyone was. Sailor Waddle Dee flipped a lever that turned on Main Cannon #2.
(Meta Knight's Revenge - Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
Blade Knight had no trouble taking out Viridi's army, but Meta Knight continued to duel with Dark Pit. "Your ship is flattering, but I've faced much worse," said Dark Pit. "If only the Lunar Sanctum were here to blow the face off it..." sighed Arlon. "Did someone ask you?" said a figure. Axe Knight and Mace Knight came out from the cockpit and joined the battle. Main Cannon #2's arm fired at Viridi and stabbed her, but she blocked with the electron force field. Dark Pit pulled out his Electroshock and slammed Meta Knight, then flew up to above the cockpit and pulled out his Dark Pit Staff. From the top, he sniped Meta Knight, but Meta Knight disappeared and reappeared behind Dark Pit, and attempted to stab him, but Dark Pit flew away to the clouds. Main Cannon #1 and #2 noticed this, so they opened fire on Dark Pit as he flew. Meta Knight chased him down, as Main Cannon #2 shot its claw at Dark Pit. "Aha!" said Viridi. She used her staff to attack Main Cannon #2 and it blew up. Luckily, Dark Pit shot the center of the ship, causing the Reactor to be vulnerable. "This'll be quick," said Arlon as he flew into the room. Heavy Lobster hovered off the ship and grabbed Arlon, ready to tear him apart. "Waddle Dee! Get that hole fixed or we're in big trouble!" commanded Captain Vul. "I can't! The hole's too big, there's no way to fix it!" said Sailor Waddle Dee. "Then I guess this is it for the ol' Halberd," Captain Vul pulled down his hat. "N-nonsense, sir! Meta Knight and crew will surely protect it in time for us to land and fix it!" said Sailor Waddle Dee. She put on a headset and said, "All units! Defend the Reactor!" said Sailor Waddle Dee. Mace Knight and Axe Knight hurried to the Reactor room. Cragalanche followed them to hopefully prevent them from calling reinforcements. Meanwhile, Viridi flew right in, but by that time, Axe Knight, Mace Knight, and Cragalanche already reached it. Axe Knight fought with Viridi, and Mace Knight fought with Cragalanche.
Dark Pit and Meta Knight continued their duel in the skies. Dark Pit fired at Meta Knight with his Dark Pit Staff, and Meta Knight tried to get in close. Meta Knight finally prevailed, getting one good hit in before Dark Pit got one good snipe in. Both fighters were sent flying in opposite directions, but as they quickly recovered, they realized they had left their friends to die. But by the time they realized, the Halberd was already headed for the ground. Luckily, Sailor Waddle Dee had an emergency Parasol that everyone grabbed onto as they slowly glided for the ground. As for the Forces of Nature...well...they can fly. Dark Pit stood on his knees, out of breath. "You done yet?" he grunted. "Never," he said, going in for the kill. Dark Pit blocked, but he was knocked into the air again as he was slowly brought back down, but this time, Meta Knight was readying his blade for his ultimate attack: The Mach Tornado. As he executed the attack, Dark Pit didn't die, but he simply disappeared in the blast. You put up a good fight..." his last words were.

KO
Meta Knight sat down and read his book again.
Viridi is flipping out.
Don't fight with the knight.
Going into this, I knew this was good-bye to Dark Pit.
Yeah, Dark Pit's beaten gods by himself, but Meta Knight's defeated much worse.
We can assume that the most OP thing in the Kid Icarus universe is Hades, but he was only defeated by the Three Sacred Treasure Gun's final blast that was charged by Palutena.
Meanwhile, in the Kirby universe, the most powerful being comes in a bite size and is able to be taken out with ease by Meta Knight.
So, if Meta Knight beat Galacta Knight, he steals the title of the most powerful being in the galaxy.
Yes, this means galaxy, as in not universe. And we can support this by saying HAL (the antagonist company of Planet Robobot) are addressed as aliens, meaning nobody has ever seen them before.
But even if their mother computer and final boss Star Dream WAS stronger than Galacta Knight, the thing used to defeat him was the Halberd, meaning even though Meta Knight can't take him out on foot, he can still do it.
So you really can call Meta Knight the strongest Kirby character.
The same can't be said for Dark Pit, however, as he is cocky and is literally known as a FLAWED copy of Pit. Meaning he's less powerful.
The winner is Meta Knight.

NEXT TIME!
Tara Strong is a talented voice actor.
She's voiced everything, from TwInKlE sPrInKlE to Raven.
But her two most notable appearances were the cartoons that formed our childhood.
TIMMY VS BUBBLES
So yeah. I'm deciding to continue Assault, even if it does take 2 years before I make another Assault. It's never gonna die now because I know that there's no need to schedule. So, with that said, let's start that game of Freeze Tag, shall we?
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