Meet The Mechineer Gamma

Jason: HAHA! I can now outrun your stupid--AHHHHHHHHH!
Sentry: AHAHAHA!
@Eeveechu151 : *middle finger*

MEET THE MECHINEER

Interview Dude: What is your favorite food?
John: Bakin' Bacon.
ID: Okay.
...
John: ...SPYTRAINER'S SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY! (dashes away)
ID: Right.
@GreninjaTrainer013 : MUAHAHAHA!
Sentry: FUUUUUUUUUUUU- (exploods)
Jason: OH YEAH! (dies)
(Jason respawns)
John: 2 gud. BUILDIN' BUILDIN' sEnTrY, gOiN' uP!
Sentry: HAHAHAHA!
Jason: AH!
(Jason keeps dying and respawning)
ST: Let us do this like men!
John: Bakin' Bacon.
FIGHT!
(they have a Street Fighter-style match)
ST: Aha! I has pinned you down!
John: I don't think so, buddy.
Sentry: *beep beep*
ST: GG. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
K.O.
9 MAP SWITCHES LATER...
John: (relaxes on Payload)
Sentry: *beep beep*
ST: HUZZAH!
John: (shoots)
ST: YOW!
@SismicFlareCharmander : HUZZAH!
John: (whacks)
Sismic: YOW!
Jason: OH YEAH
(dies)
(respawns)
Jason: Dammit...

(camera zooms out from Mechineer)
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