*Once upon a time, on a website known as Pokecharms...
*Two races lived peacefully together. OUTSIDING VIDEO GAMES and POKEMON.
*One day, a pre-teen called Sam put them to war.
*The Outsiding Video Games were victorious, and sealed the Pokemon to the underground, only leaving a few behind.
*Realizing his ways, Sam called off the rivalry. But the Outsiding Video Games wanted something in return.
*They wanted a new series that involved them and other pop culture figures.
*Without hesitation...
*Sam took the deal.
ASSAULT!!
After years and years of debating, saying one is a copy of the other, we're going to set the score, once and for all.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> JASON LEE SCOTT, THE RED RANGER
P2> KEITH KOGANE, THE LEADER OF VOLTRON
I'm DopeLeafoen470...
And I'm Rotom! Yeah, haven't seen me in a while, right?
And we're to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
For ages, good has always faught evil. Zordon fought Rita Repulsa. The 2,000 year war came to an end when Zordon became tired of waiting for it to end, soooo he trapped her in a...galactic recycling bin?
Oh yeah, I forgot, this is a kid's show...
*ahem* Anyway, it was only a matter of time before Rita broke free. Luckily, Zordon came up with a plan. It was going to be so awesome that it would be--
Zordon: Teleport to us five overbearing and over emotional humans.
Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
...totally stupid. But at least it worked.
What?! It worked? And to that, I say bull. But whatever. Every team needs a leader, and how good can you get when it comes to Jason Lee Scott. Jason was a normal martial artist specialist, when he was granted power from an alternate universe known as the Morphin Grid. Jason, along with 4 other teenagers, turned into The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
(Power Rangers guitar solo plays)
Zack: Mastodon!
Kimberly: Pterodactyl!
Billy: Triceratops!
Trini: Saber-Toothed Tiger!
Jason: Tyrannosaurus!
Power Rangers: Power Rangers!
Jason was trained in kenpo, taekwondo, shinkido and judo. That's a lot of words that end in O!
There's not only that under his Morphin Grid belt. He became a World Peace Ambassador, whatever that means.
AND he likes Sushi?! Man, this guy is my spirit...ranger. He also benched THREE THOUSAND reps in one day! But one of his highlights is his amazing Tyrannosaurus Rex Zord.
Like any T-Rex, his arms are short, and his head and arms are big. This thing is 27 meters tall, is 45 meters long, 34.5 meters wide, and weighs a whopping 96 tons.
And, this thing can move fast for the colossus that it is, at 120 kilometers per hour.
'Course, unlike the Megazord Battle Mode, Tyrannosaurus Dinozord doesn't have any weapons, only to rely on its head.
Good thing the only weapon it has does a ton of damage! A simple head charge can knock giant monsters over!
Something that's really funny though, is that it can high jump kick...High Jump Kick! What is this, Godzilla?
Wait, Godzilla can do that?
Not important. Jason's pretty safe in side that thing too. It's not very roomy, and has a pretty big dashboard, so he's covered when he takes a big hit.
Man, that must suck to not have much room...
Ugh, did I say it could just use its head? I took a look at a picture and some info, and actually, it can use its jaws and tail for combat. Pretty cool, right?
...
...anyway, it can also shoot laser beams from its eyes, it even does this in Megazord Battle Mode.
But the point is, if you ever see a giant robotic dinosaur headed your way, don't stay there.
Jason: Alright Rangers...it's morphin' time!
ASSAULT!!
A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far, a--
1,200 YEARS AGO THE EVIL DRULE EMPIRE ALMOST TOOK OVER THE WHOLE UNIVERSE SO SOME PEEPS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS GIANT ROBOT THING CALLED VOLTRON AND THE KING OF THE EMPIRE TOLD THIS WEIRD SPACE WITCH TO KILL VOLTRON AND IT WORKED SORTA SO THEY SPLIT UP INTO 5 LIONS AND THEN THESE 5 SPACE DUDES CRASH LANDED ON ARUS THE SAME PLANET THAT JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE WHERE THE LIONS WERE SO THEY WENT TO A CASTLE OR SOMETHING AND THEY MET PRINCESS ALLURA WHO GAVE THEM LIONS.
*slowly claps*
I just did that so you wouldn't make any Star Wars references.
One of those space explorers is called Keith Kogane, a 30-year-old very skilled pilot. So skilled, he's the best in the alliance!
Keith's main highlight is his Black Lion, the head and body of the real thing.
The Black Lion is capable of flight as well as hovering, teleportation, an energy plasma gun mounted on its shoulder, a cannon on the same shoulder, a sword attack emitted from its mouth, an energy beam emitted from the emblem on its chest, and finally, its lion missiles. Like Samus, but...on steroids.
As stated before, Keith is the best pilot in the whole Galaxy Alliance. That's a humongous group of generally skilled pilots fighting The Drule Empire! And Keith's better than ALL OF THEM!
Not only that, but he's earned the Solar Cross Medal of Bravery! Don't know what that is, but it must be important!
But when you see a black lion headed your way, don't stay there.
We already said that.
Just cut to the title already!
ASSAULT!!
Wait!
What?
You need to make fun of Mewtwofan, or you'll lose views.
Ok, um, um...he...heee...he's a cat, and cats are lazy!
Seeing as though you kinda struggled for that one, I'll take it.
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight! Here we goooooooooooooo!
Man, it's been a while since you said that...
I know, right?
ASSAULT!!
(Jason is scouting the fields)
Billy: Jason!
Jason: What?
Billy: There's an enemy target headed your way!
Jason: What? Why?
Billy: I don't know, but it's approaching fast!
Jason: (looks back) Well, is there anything I can do about it?
Keith: Woah! (bumps into)
Jason: Ah! (kicks)
Keith: Oof!
Jason: I found it, Billy!
Billy: ...
Jason: Billy? BILLY?
Keith: (punches) Don't kick a legendary defender!
Jason: Looks like I gotta fight you now.
Prepare for the assault! ENGAGE!
Jason: (grabs and throws over shoulder)
Keith: (gets up)
Jason: (does a series of quick punches and kicks) (finishes off with a huge kick to the face)
Keith: (attempts to punch)
Jason: (dodges and grabs arm, and throws over shoulder)
Keith: Fine then! But don't come crying to me if you lose!
(Black Lion flies in)
(Keith hops in)
Jason: Billy, this might take longer than expected! (grabs emblem on belt) It's morphin' time! Tyrannosaurus!
(body transformation)
Jason: I need Dinozord power, now!
(Tyrannosaurus Rex erupts out of a volcano and lands onto the ground, causing an earthquake)
Keith: Ha! I'm in the air, dummy!
Jason: That's not even one of them. (hops in) And now, the real fight begins!
Keith: Bring it!
(both use lasers and cause an explosion)
(T-Rex grabs the lion and forces it down)
(Black Lion uses Sword Attack to damage hand)
Jason: No! (hits with tail)
(Black Lion is knocked back)
(T-Rex starts charging at Black Lion)
(Black Lion uses its shoulder missiles to stop it)
Jason: Oof!
(Black Lion gains back control and flies towards T-Rex)
(Black Lion uses its plasma cannons to stall)
Jason: Ugh!
(Black Lion teleports behind T-Rex and hits again)
Jason: You'll regret that! (uses laser eyes to catch it off guard)
Keith: No!
(T-Rex charges at Black Lion and gets a good hit)
(Black Lion is tossed back again, but regains control quickly)
Jason: What?!
(Black Lion flies towards T-Rex and uses plasma cannons again)
(T-Rex is caught off guard)
(Black Lion sees an opportunity and takes it)
(Black Lion uses its arsenal over and over due to its teleportation)
(when T-Rex is launched back at a high speed, Black Lion uses Sword Attack one more time)
(T-Rex is unaffected)
Jason: Ha! Is that the best you can do?
Keith: Wait...
(T-Rex explodes)
ASSAULT!!
K.O.!
I think this is the best from you, Leafeon!
Well, my humble sort-of pet, you'd be right! I researched the crap out of this one. Anyway, Jason may outshine Keith when it comes to hand-to-hand combat outside of machinery or even inside, Keith just has the upper-hand in every other category.
He outmatches Jason in durability, size (somewhat), speed, and arsenal to name a few.
Not to mention Keith is the best pilot in the Galactic Alliance! That's like Luke Skywalker-level, and he blew up a space station capable of destroying planets...by himself!
Jason outmatches Keith in outside-of-machinery combat, surely, but this fight all came down to when they were inside their machines.
And as we all know, Keith clearly outmatches Jason inside his lion like him outside of it. Trust me. I'm not lion.
ScrewAttack made that joke.
Ugh, I can't think of anything today!
...the winner is Keith Kogane.
ASSAULT!!
CREDITS
DopeLeafeon470- DopeLeafeon470
Rotom- Rotom
*Two races lived peacefully together. OUTSIDING VIDEO GAMES and POKEMON.
*One day, a pre-teen called Sam put them to war.
*The Outsiding Video Games were victorious, and sealed the Pokemon to the underground, only leaving a few behind.
*Realizing his ways, Sam called off the rivalry. But the Outsiding Video Games wanted something in return.
*They wanted a new series that involved them and other pop culture figures.
*Without hesitation...
*Sam took the deal.
ASSAULT!!
After years and years of debating, saying one is a copy of the other, we're going to set the score, once and for all.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> JASON LEE SCOTT, THE RED RANGER
P2> KEITH KOGANE, THE LEADER OF VOLTRON
I'm DopeLeafoen470...
And I'm Rotom! Yeah, haven't seen me in a while, right?
And we're to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
For ages, good has always faught evil. Zordon fought Rita Repulsa. The 2,000 year war came to an end when Zordon became tired of waiting for it to end, soooo he trapped her in a...galactic recycling bin?
Oh yeah, I forgot, this is a kid's show...
*ahem* Anyway, it was only a matter of time before Rita broke free. Luckily, Zordon came up with a plan. It was going to be so awesome that it would be--
Zordon: Teleport to us five overbearing and over emotional humans.
Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
...totally stupid. But at least it worked.
What?! It worked? And to that, I say bull. But whatever. Every team needs a leader, and how good can you get when it comes to Jason Lee Scott. Jason was a normal martial artist specialist, when he was granted power from an alternate universe known as the Morphin Grid. Jason, along with 4 other teenagers, turned into The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
(Power Rangers guitar solo plays)
Zack: Mastodon!
Kimberly: Pterodactyl!
Billy: Triceratops!
Trini: Saber-Toothed Tiger!
Jason: Tyrannosaurus!
Power Rangers: Power Rangers!
Jason was trained in kenpo, taekwondo, shinkido and judo. That's a lot of words that end in O!
There's not only that under his Morphin Grid belt. He became a World Peace Ambassador, whatever that means.
AND he likes Sushi?! Man, this guy is my spirit...ranger. He also benched THREE THOUSAND reps in one day! But one of his highlights is his amazing Tyrannosaurus Rex Zord.
Like any T-Rex, his arms are short, and his head and arms are big. This thing is 27 meters tall, is 45 meters long, 34.5 meters wide, and weighs a whopping 96 tons.
And, this thing can move fast for the colossus that it is, at 120 kilometers per hour.
'Course, unlike the Megazord Battle Mode, Tyrannosaurus Dinozord doesn't have any weapons, only to rely on its head.
Good thing the only weapon it has does a ton of damage! A simple head charge can knock giant monsters over!
Something that's really funny though, is that it can high jump kick...High Jump Kick! What is this, Godzilla?
Wait, Godzilla can do that?
Not important. Jason's pretty safe in side that thing too. It's not very roomy, and has a pretty big dashboard, so he's covered when he takes a big hit.
Man, that must suck to not have much room...
Ugh, did I say it could just use its head? I took a look at a picture and some info, and actually, it can use its jaws and tail for combat. Pretty cool, right?
...
...anyway, it can also shoot laser beams from its eyes, it even does this in Megazord Battle Mode.
But the point is, if you ever see a giant robotic dinosaur headed your way, don't stay there.
Jason: Alright Rangers...it's morphin' time!
ASSAULT!!
A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far, a--
1,200 YEARS AGO THE EVIL DRULE EMPIRE ALMOST TOOK OVER THE WHOLE UNIVERSE SO SOME PEEPS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS GIANT ROBOT THING CALLED VOLTRON AND THE KING OF THE EMPIRE TOLD THIS WEIRD SPACE WITCH TO KILL VOLTRON AND IT WORKED SORTA SO THEY SPLIT UP INTO 5 LIONS AND THEN THESE 5 SPACE DUDES CRASH LANDED ON ARUS THE SAME PLANET THAT JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE WHERE THE LIONS WERE SO THEY WENT TO A CASTLE OR SOMETHING AND THEY MET PRINCESS ALLURA WHO GAVE THEM LIONS.
*slowly claps*
I just did that so you wouldn't make any Star Wars references.
One of those space explorers is called Keith Kogane, a 30-year-old very skilled pilot. So skilled, he's the best in the alliance!
Keith's main highlight is his Black Lion, the head and body of the real thing.
The Black Lion is capable of flight as well as hovering, teleportation, an energy plasma gun mounted on its shoulder, a cannon on the same shoulder, a sword attack emitted from its mouth, an energy beam emitted from the emblem on its chest, and finally, its lion missiles. Like Samus, but...on steroids.
As stated before, Keith is the best pilot in the whole Galaxy Alliance. That's a humongous group of generally skilled pilots fighting The Drule Empire! And Keith's better than ALL OF THEM!
Not only that, but he's earned the Solar Cross Medal of Bravery! Don't know what that is, but it must be important!
But when you see a black lion headed your way, don't stay there.
We already said that.
Just cut to the title already!
ASSAULT!!
Wait!
What?
You need to make fun of Mewtwofan, or you'll lose views.
Ok, um, um...he...heee...he's a cat, and cats are lazy!
Seeing as though you kinda struggled for that one, I'll take it.
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight! Here we goooooooooooooo!
Man, it's been a while since you said that...
I know, right?
ASSAULT!!
(Jason is scouting the fields)
Billy: Jason!
Jason: What?
Billy: There's an enemy target headed your way!
Jason: What? Why?
Billy: I don't know, but it's approaching fast!
Jason: (looks back) Well, is there anything I can do about it?
Keith: Woah! (bumps into)
Jason: Ah! (kicks)
Keith: Oof!
Jason: I found it, Billy!
Billy: ...
Jason: Billy? BILLY?
Keith: (punches) Don't kick a legendary defender!
Jason: Looks like I gotta fight you now.
Prepare for the assault! ENGAGE!
Jason: (grabs and throws over shoulder)
Keith: (gets up)
Jason: (does a series of quick punches and kicks) (finishes off with a huge kick to the face)
Keith: (attempts to punch)
Jason: (dodges and grabs arm, and throws over shoulder)
Keith: Fine then! But don't come crying to me if you lose!
(Black Lion flies in)
(Keith hops in)
Jason: Billy, this might take longer than expected! (grabs emblem on belt) It's morphin' time! Tyrannosaurus!
(body transformation)
Jason: I need Dinozord power, now!
(Tyrannosaurus Rex erupts out of a volcano and lands onto the ground, causing an earthquake)
Keith: Ha! I'm in the air, dummy!
Jason: That's not even one of them. (hops in) And now, the real fight begins!
Keith: Bring it!
(both use lasers and cause an explosion)
(T-Rex grabs the lion and forces it down)
(Black Lion uses Sword Attack to damage hand)
Jason: No! (hits with tail)
(Black Lion is knocked back)
(T-Rex starts charging at Black Lion)
(Black Lion uses its shoulder missiles to stop it)
Jason: Oof!
(Black Lion gains back control and flies towards T-Rex)
(Black Lion uses its plasma cannons to stall)
Jason: Ugh!
(Black Lion teleports behind T-Rex and hits again)
Jason: You'll regret that! (uses laser eyes to catch it off guard)
Keith: No!
(T-Rex charges at Black Lion and gets a good hit)
(Black Lion is tossed back again, but regains control quickly)
Jason: What?!
(Black Lion flies towards T-Rex and uses plasma cannons again)
(T-Rex is caught off guard)
(Black Lion sees an opportunity and takes it)
(Black Lion uses its arsenal over and over due to its teleportation)
(when T-Rex is launched back at a high speed, Black Lion uses Sword Attack one more time)
(T-Rex is unaffected)
Jason: Ha! Is that the best you can do?
Keith: Wait...
(T-Rex explodes)
ASSAULT!!
K.O.!
I think this is the best from you, Leafeon!
Well, my humble sort-of pet, you'd be right! I researched the crap out of this one. Anyway, Jason may outshine Keith when it comes to hand-to-hand combat outside of machinery or even inside, Keith just has the upper-hand in every other category.
He outmatches Jason in durability, size (somewhat), speed, and arsenal to name a few.
Not to mention Keith is the best pilot in the Galactic Alliance! That's like Luke Skywalker-level, and he blew up a space station capable of destroying planets...by himself!
Jason outmatches Keith in outside-of-machinery combat, surely, but this fight all came down to when they were inside their machines.
And as we all know, Keith clearly outmatches Jason inside his lion like him outside of it. Trust me. I'm not lion.
ScrewAttack made that joke.
Ugh, I can't think of anything today!
...the winner is Keith Kogane.
ASSAULT!!
CREDITS
DopeLeafeon470- DopeLeafeon470
Rotom- Rotom
