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The Late Random Death Battles: Geno Vs. Slappy

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470
NO RULES
NO RESEARCH
JUST ALL-STARS
THE LATE RANDOM DEATH BATTLES

(Slappy is floating through Geno's maze)
Slappy: Oh! Excuse me, "kind" sir, will you tell me how to get out of this maze?
Geno: It's super simple. Just follow these path turns.
Slappy: Eh, what path turns?
Geno: That's the joke.
RAGE METER: IIIII
Slappy: Just please tell me how to get out of here.
Geno: Why? Are you Mario?
Slappy: Who?
Geno: Then no.
RAGE METER: IIIIIIIIIIIII
Slappy: I won't ask you again, how do I get out of here?!
Geno: Woah man, calm down. You're made of wood, shouldn't you know you're way out of here?
RAGE METER: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Slappy: Look, I have a whole army of monsters on my side, so if you don't tell me how to get out of this forest right now, I'll--
Geno: Meh.
RAGE METER: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Slappy: (floats fast and slaps)
Geno: Ouch?
Slappy: TELL ME HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Geno: ...no.
Slappy: Then we'll do this the hard way! Blob! You're with me!
Blob: ...
Geno: Hey, no one said you could call backup! *ahem*
Leafeon: What? Just taking my leisurely stroll through the forest!
Geno: Anyway, Mallow, it's your call of duty.
Mallow: Oh, I'm ready!
Don't blink! GO!
Mallow: Thunderbolt! (uses Thunderbolt)
Geno: Geno Beam! (charges up cannon on arm)
Slappy: Go ahead and...absorb.
(The Blob goes up and absorbs the damage, but then it disintegrates)
Slappy: Ah! Uh, Abominable Snowman!
AS: (roars)
Geno: Oh, this'll be ffffunnnnn!
Mallow: Star Rain!
Geno: Geno Blast! (summons light from the sky)
Slappy: Oh dear!
AS: (runs at them and grabs Mallow)
Geno: Geno Beam! (charges up cannon)
AS: Raaaawr! (disintegrates)
Mallow: Thanks bud!
Geno: No prob!
Mallow: Thunderbolt!
Slappy: Ow!
Geno: It's time to end this! Geno Whirl!
(does 9,999 damage)
Geno: That outta take care of him. Thanks, Mallow. Take a full-day break. Wonder what happened to Mario...
Slappy: Not so fast, boy!
Geno: Uh, never mind!
Slappy: You will never defeat me!
Geno: Geno Whirl!
(does 9,999 damage again)
Slappy: No matter how hard you try, you will never--
Geno: (grabs) Mallow?
Mallow: Thunderbolt!
Geno: (throws up into the air) No, no matter how hard YOU try... Geno Flash! (turns into cannon and kills Slappy) You'll never defeat us. Let's go, Mallow.
K.O.!

This death battle's winner is...
Geno!
(does victory pose from Super Mario RPG)
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