Flynt Lockwood VS Mr. Gru (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs VS Despicable Me) | ASSAULT!!

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Many have been awarded for their knowledge of science, whether it be Alexander Graham Bell or Thomas Edison.
These two...? Not so much.
Which one of these Dream Works scientists will win?
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
We've hidden traps and weapons throughout the arena...but which one can survive the Assault?
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Ever since he was a cartoonish kid with bulgy eyes, Flynt Lockwood had always dreamed of becoming an inventor. His dad didn't really approve, but...his mother did, she even WANTED him to.
He was having a hard time at school, so becoming an inventor was a bit of a stretch.
That didn't stop him from inventing the world's greatest revolution.
Even if it was a tiny island under the "A" in Atlantic Ocean, called Swallow Falls.
Flynt's main objective was to feed people something other than sardines.
Problem was, his father owned a sardine shop.
After blood, sweat, and tears, and not so much blood because this is a kid's movie, he created the F.L.D.S.M.D.F.R.
The what?
The Fldsmdfr. Fl.
Fl.
Ds.
Ds.
Mdfr.
Mdfr.
Yeah. It turned water to food. Pretty cool, right? So, as an experiment, he set the food to cheeseburger and launched the machine into the atmosphere, getting water from the clouds to make food.
It was doing good.
Everyone was requesting for food to drop like I request profile pictures...which means it happened all the time.
With the push of a button, he could send those commands to the machine and make it rain.
But then...a spaghetti tornado. End of story.
Flynt has plenty of inventions to fight at his side. He has his ol' reliable Fldsmdfr, his RC TV, and his Rat Birds.
His Remote Control Television has survived pretty much all of the food disasters, but doesn't do much otherwise, and the Rat Birds can fly like a bird, and bite like a rat.
But his most powerful invention was his Fldsmdfr. This thing attempted world takeover on its own, and has created an entire system of animals and an entire island. Yeah. This thing means buisness.
There's also his spray-on shoes, his very first invention. They were meant to be shoes that stay on forever, but he can't take them off. So he uses the spray as super glue times a billion instead.
Flynt wields the element of surprise. You may think he's going to fail, but really, he can outwit his bully and change the town name to Chew & Swallow.
Yep. But he is surprisingly gullible, and will literally go kill himself if needed. Also he lies to get girls to like him.
Someone...actually...did...
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Mama Gru and her husband had two children. They would always play with each other, and have a great time, until one day, when things got bad, they split their lives up and chose one child to keep and never interact with each other. They color coded them with black and white. The white one was Mr. Dru, and the black one was Mr. Gru.
As you might've guessed, Mama Gru got second pick.
But she'd soon be proud, because Gru was born a villain.
He robbed banks, and stole lollipops, until one day...there was a villain.
His name was Vector.
What? Really? SEGA and Dream Works came to an agreement?
No, not that Vector, the orange Vector. He was a nerd, but no joke. He stole the pyramids.
The pyramids?!
Yep, the pyramids. In order to get his mojo back, Gru stepped up his game and plotted to steal...the moon.
No way...
Yes way. In order to do so, he needed brains, brawn...and three girls.
Actually, he adopted these three girls so he can stall Vector and steal back the Shrink Ray he needed to steal the moon.
But then he realized...he can't give them back.
So he stole the moon, and barely made it to his girls' dance recital. And I mean he didn't.
He soon realized he needed to care for these girls and forget about his life in villainy, the freaking end.
Then he became a secret agent and discovered his brother existed, and then got fired from his job, then beat three villains. Three.
Those three villains were no joke. Vector stole the pyramids, as well as his weapons, El Macho was the strongest man alive and took control of all of his minions, and Balthazar Bratt used a GIANT ROBOT to destroy a whole city. Gru won all of them.
Gru has ranged weapons, his Freeze Ray, his Shrink Ray, his Fart Gun, his grappling hook, and his laser gun to name a few. All do what you think they do.
He's also skilled in Martial Arts, and has a rubber suit that can do different tasks, such as stick to walls or turn invisible.
Don't forget his selfie stick disguised as a dog!
Gru even has his own minions. They're literally called Minions.
They wield weapons that range from shower towels to rocket launchers.
He's survived a rocket crash into an active volcano, and a dance fight against Bratt...who is literally the embodiment of the '90's.
He also has his own ship called the...uh...I don't think it has a name, but he has one, packed with tons of missiles in all shapes and sizes.
Which can also serve as a car.
Gru: YOU VILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF GRU!
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Alrighty, both fighters have been researched, it's time to begin the Assault! Here we goo!
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Flynt walked around. "Steve, are you sure this is the place? It's kinda dark..." said Flynt. "Steeeeve." answered Steve. Gru turned on the lights. "Ah! Guy in a creepy room!" said Flynt, turning the lights back off. Gru turned them off again. They kept swapping switches. "Alright, that's enough, let's just get to the fight!" murmured Gru, spinning his Freeze Ray in his hand. "This isn't really my cup of tea, but it can't hurt to try." shrugged Flynt, pulling out his Spray-On Shoes.
(Masked Dedede - Kirby Triple Deluxe)
Get ready for the assault! ENGAGE!!
"Freeze Ray!" Shouted Gru, shooting his you-know-what. "Spray-On Shoes!" shouted Flynt, shaking then spraying his you-also-know-what. Caught a but off-guard from the deflection, he threw his Freeze Ray at Flynt and pulled out his Shrink Ray. "Shrink Ray!" Shouted Gru, as he shot his weapon. "Woah!" Yelled Steve, as Flynt dodged the throw. The Shrink Ray hit his spray can, as it fell the floor, barely being seen. "No!" said Flynt. Gru prepared another shot from his Shrink Ray, until the Remote Control TV saved the day by crashing through the wall and knocking the gun out of Gru's hands, damaging it badly. "Ah, crud!" Said Gru. He pulled out his fart gun. As he shot it, Steve jumped off of Flynt's shoulder and farted. "Augh!" Grumbled Gru. "Minions, attack!" He said, pointing at Flynt. A bunch of little yellow people charged at Flynt, until Rat Birds crashed through the window and fought the minions. Some were taken out before others even used their weapons. Flynt pulled out his Fldsmdfr, and put it on the ground. He knocked over a beaker of chemicals into the machine, causing it to malfunction and shoot food at high speeds towards Gru. A minion came to the rescue, guarding with a shield. "Thanks, Dave!" Thanked Gru, as Dave nodded. He ran up to Flynt and threw a few punches. Flynt dodged them for the most part, and they had a duel. They even dueled with their noses. Gru was able to land one big punch, dizzying Flynt. He ran to his ship and started flying it. "Hahaha!" He flew away. Flying Car II crashed through the wall. Flynt instantly got in. "Flying Car II. Now with wings." Flying Car II beeped, and the sky battle was on. Flying Car II shot out pizza homing shots targeted at him. Gru looked at his dashboard, and noticed the damage. "Vut?! He's still there? Ugh!" Groaned Gru, as his wings opened up to reveal a ton of missiles. "Uh-oh." said Flynt. The missiles were shot, turned around, and started rocketing towards Flying Car II. Flynt got his multiple times. "Ahhhh!" Screamed Flynt, as he plummeted towards the ground. His car exploded, with Flynt following. His head was stuck into the ground, and his body was all grey, as if he was about to disintegrate. Gru landed his ship where Flynt crashed, and pulled his body out. "Tough luck." He said to his face, as he dropped him again.

KO
Flynt got up and winced at his car.
Gru grabbed some popcorn and watched a movie with his loved ones.
Flynt and steal make fire.
Flynt and Gru were equally matched in their inventions, or their weapons, but only Gru could win this, because, well, he just has more experience. Flynt wasn't built for combat, while Gru was. Flynt may have won the world over his his Fldsmdfr, but that later backfired, meaning he really isn't successful at all, while all of Gru's inventions were actually useful and did succeed. He has the more advanced ship, too. The Flying Car II can barely even fly. Take a look.
ACTIVATING CALCULATOR MODE...
Flynt killed a robot.
Gru killed a robot and three villains that were plotting world takeover.
Flynt has also supposedly killed the president of LiveCore, the world's most popular invention company, but even so, it was from the help of the foodimals and his friends. He hasn't done much on his own.
Looks like Flynt might be a little GRUmpy tomorrow.
The winner is Mr. Gru.
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