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My Life My Fun: Father, I request the corn

by SweetAndScary

SweetAndScary My friend and I where joking about Lysander fanfiction, so I'm writing this as a Joke...a short and funny joke between me and her
ONce APOn a TIMe there was a hooman childz.. SHe's was one Hungry Happo. So she went to summon the corn satan himself. Lysander:
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She looked at him and said..."Father I request CORn."
He looked at her and then said "es" then shoved the yellow grains Into r u a boy/girl?'s mouth.
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yellow." She then said and consumed the corn.
thAn professor shirtless man (forgot his name) walked in on four leG and said "your uber driver is here" then da girl and Yellow dorito man rode shirtless man into the sunset.
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