ASSAULT?
John (Eeveechu151): Ah, I can really feel the sunshine! It's brightening up my day!
(bumps into giant wall)
John: That's one squishy wall. (looks up)
(It's actually Emily [Il Fantasma])
John: Oh.
Emily: Hey, watch where you're going!
John: Uh, two words: Diet and exercise.
Emily: Hey, that's three words!
Live and let die!
(John punches Emily)
FIGHT!
(it has no effect)
John: Wha-
Emily: (throws chicken drumstick)
John: Ow!
Emily: (throws more chicken drumsticks)
John: (gets hit by some but blocks some)
Emily: (throws banana boomerang)
John: (ducks) Ha! You mi- (gets hit by banana boomerang in the back) Oh, dang it, Spycrab!
Dope: It wasn't me! I swear!
John: Ugh. Let's fix this with ol' reliable! (pulls out Infinite Molecule Ray)
Emily: (eats fried chicken) What's that?
(crumbs fall onto John)
John: (blasts it)
(it only makes Emily bigger)
John: Aw yeah, this is happenin'! (runs away)
(Emily eventually gets so big John can't keep up)
John: Crap! (throws gadget on ground that spawns a shield)
(the shield is covered in flesh)
(the shield cracks)
John: You're kidding.
(the shield breaks)
(John is squashed)
K.O.!
Emily: Is...something happening down there? (grows bigger than the planet)
This Brawl's winner is...
Emily!
(Dope, Trent, and John are all trying to keep Emily on the podium...while she's eating fried chicken)
@Eeveechu151
@Il Fantasma
Get overwhelmed.
John (Eeveechu151): Ah, I can really feel the sunshine! It's brightening up my day!
(bumps into giant wall)
John: That's one squishy wall. (looks up)
(It's actually Emily [Il Fantasma])
John: Oh.
Emily: Hey, watch where you're going!
John: Uh, two words: Diet and exercise.
Emily: Hey, that's three words!
Live and let die!
(John punches Emily)
FIGHT!
(it has no effect)
John: Wha-
Emily: (throws chicken drumstick)
John: Ow!
Emily: (throws more chicken drumsticks)
John: (gets hit by some but blocks some)
Emily: (throws banana boomerang)
John: (ducks) Ha! You mi- (gets hit by banana boomerang in the back) Oh, dang it, Spycrab!
Dope: It wasn't me! I swear!
John: Ugh. Let's fix this with ol' reliable! (pulls out Infinite Molecule Ray)
Emily: (eats fried chicken) What's that?
(crumbs fall onto John)
John: (blasts it)
(it only makes Emily bigger)
John: Aw yeah, this is happenin'! (runs away)
(Emily eventually gets so big John can't keep up)
John: Crap! (throws gadget on ground that spawns a shield)
(the shield is covered in flesh)
(the shield cracks)
John: You're kidding.
(the shield breaks)
(John is squashed)
K.O.!
Emily: Is...something happening down there? (grows bigger than the planet)
This Brawl's winner is...
Emily!
(Dope, Trent, and John are all trying to keep Emily on the podium...while she's eating fried chicken)
@Eeveechu151
@Il Fantasma
Get overwhelmed.
